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 How angry do you think Educ8 will be? Update w/mini essay!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's so special about football she says as she ducks down. Give me the NBA anyday!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8, you want to die, don't you?

How can you say women own you when you do this to the house???
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sledgehammers are for crybabies like Terrell Owens. Pfft. You need to borrow the local fire department's Jaws of Life for this project. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rep, I really don't care one way or the other about the Steelers, but your obvious fixation with that team (how many of them have filed restraining orders anyway?) is an addiction that needs to be fed. Twelve-step program my butt! I invite you to use Obi-Wan's 3-step program...

STEP 1: Admit that you have a problem. In your case, the problem is not enough space for your Steelers collection.

STEP 2: Deal with the problem. I would suggest using a sledge-hammer* in favour of simplicity. Be sure to get a vid on it.

STEP 3: Beer. You have just solved a problem**, so it's time for a cold one. Warning: Mixing beer with Vicodin may result in a good time.


* I just really want to see a Vicodin-addled lunatic take a sledgehammer to a wall.

** Your wife divorcing you or taking all your crayons away for a week is a totally separate problem. Refer back to Step 1.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd divorce! Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't listen to Corona

Go ahead and do it

Think of the extra room, the space

Women know crap about collections anyway, unless it's shoes or handbags

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Our friends have 2 antique cars and have showed them for years. We joined the Classic car club that they are in and she said to me, "Where you going to put all the trophy's?"

It might take years, but still! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You can say--in classic Flip Wilson voice..."The DEVIL made me do it!!!"

(I say take the wall down!)

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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and Ex-wife (the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul)


You obliviously lie when you say this line, because you still have the balls to even think about expanding your steelers room (whom didn't make the superbowl, by the way!).. You obliviously need to sit down and think about your decisions on who to root for, maybe the Giants? maybe the Pats.. I don't even recall in my lifetime when the steelers made the superbowl..

(this post was made just to rile up Reprob8)
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Take the wall down and expand the room Very Happy Bradshaw to Swan TOUCH DOWN STEELERS!!!!!! I know, I am telling my age.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Were you partial to Franco's Italian Army, Gerela's Gorilla's, or Lambert's Lunatics. I was a Lambert guy, myself, but I did admire Frenchie Fuqua's platform shoes with the heels that had live goldfish in them. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

R8, don't bother with a sledgehammer. Just invite Chuck Norris over.
Chuck Norris doesn't remodel houses, houses remodel themselves for Chuck Norris!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Ex-wife (the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul) own me on a level I can't describe


Surely she needs a name - execr8 or excav8?

Suggestions anyone?

Extortion8?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

emascul8

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I see you took my advice!
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=477934&highlight=emascul8#477934

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The steelers room is a little much... but i have an aunt who has an Elvis room just the same... It is a guest bedroom completely decorated with Elvis memorabilia ... The strangest thing is waking up to a life size cutout of 50's Elvis standing next to your bed... oh and a friend with a 2 car garage completly "Hook em Horns" thats texas longhorns to those who dont know... a college football team with the ugliest color orange ever.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
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Competition over Exclamation LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd wrote:
Take out the wall, sir.


Yeah - your house, your rules Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reptob8 if you take out the wall then the Steelers will Domin8...

More of your home any way! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

deton8? Much quicker but probably more mess.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

don't you have space for a Steelers Shed in the yard?
would make an excellent docking station for the Steelers Campervan when you get it.

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How angry do you think Educ8 will be?

she might just wrap you up in that "Ass Hole" tape and drop you in the next river.

If she attaches pictures of the Steelers Room it will be filed under "suicide" without investigation.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
How angry do you think Educ8 will be?


Um.. what's the angriest she's got so far?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice "police tape".
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your wife must really love you. I'd have had a yard sale the first minute you went out of town . . . or let the insurance company fund the remodeling after the fire. I think that room would lend itself nicely to a library with oak shelves and plush carpeting.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rep, you know and I know that three things are true:

1. You are going to do it anyway
2. Educ8 is going to pay you back for it somehow but always with class
3. You will love her for it

So just get on with it already. Very Happy

Oh, and please tell Educ8 she has my sympathies. Laughing

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