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cvb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been baiting this guy for just over a month now. I was even ready to send him money but Ken Amre has chopped his dollar. I have asked him to catch this Ken Amre who has stolen my money. Here is his response.

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With due regards of my last e-mail everything has being put in place.Mr Ken Amre has so much to answer once we get him this time.
His crime below

1, He is a serial killer that killed his wife in the past few months
2, He plans to kill you once he deliver a box to your home and he will collect money and kill you.
3, He has killed so many people.he is a dubious officer working former with the Central bank of nigeria.He was sacked because of his fraudlent act which he used in swindling people of there money.

He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.Still waiting for your confirmation.

With due regards

Jack


Apparently I have had a lucky escape as I have been dealing with a serial killer.

Also I am not so certain why sucking his balls is on the agenda.

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He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.

JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ewwwwwwwwwww, is that a threat or a congratulations.

God knows why he thinks thats impressive.

This actually made me laugh out loud and cough up my coffee.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, lavender lad eh? Shocked

Edit: I see there's some toilet troubles ahead for him too:

Quote:
He is in for a big shit this time.


Ouch.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol Laughing

u should add that balls line to your sig

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
1, He is a serial killer that killed his wife in the past few months


Quote:
we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family


Confused

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Laughing I almost spit my gum out reading the 'balls' phrase! That is possibly the best line I've read on this site to date!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ cvb - remind me to send the dry cleaning bill to you, I have just spilt my coffee over my suit! That is the best piece of sig. line material I have seen here!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol, I have been laughing for a minute now Very Happy
In Northern Nigeria, sucking ones balls must be the ultimate punishment.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For some reason the
Quote:
I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip
just bothers me. The serial killer part didnt bother me as much. Confused

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
I'm still laughing.
I cannot stop laughing at the "balls" line.

MAKE IT STOP!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Please don't put the "balls" line in your siggy material.
I won't be able to read anything you post... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He is going to suck his balls? Is he gay? Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. Ask him if he meant "cereal" killer, 'cause you don't know a serial killer is Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask him why he wants to suck a seriel killer's balls. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm surprised it was not a cereal killer.

That is a great email. I would have loved to have sat next to him when he penned that.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great email.

The balls/pants thing actually sounds rather painful.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing I guess he is not the first homosexual mugu Laughing Laughing

Ask him how he is going to suck his balls out his pants.

Great sig material

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow....just wow. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dang, this is a good week for these! First John McCain is going to hang someone, and now this! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Very funny. Thanks for posting that. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK im back.... i had to going to the IT dept. to get a new keyboard, mine fried when i spit my soda all over it. because of the balls line.... my monitor doesnt look so good ether LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image Image Image

I have to agree, that is one of the BEST emails I've read on this board. That one goes down in history!

I'm in the early stages of a dolla chop bait myself - once we get into the fun stuff, I'm going to demand that my lad suck the balls out of the dolla-choppa's pants as a punishment for his crime. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds very painful. Is he planning on doing that right through the fabric of the pants? Wow, if he could do that, he truly could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Maybe he meant he was going to sock his balls. Make a stocking and cover his testicles because of the cold weather. You must ask him.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing OH GOD, that's funny stuff. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is a really good one. I agree with the others - must have siggy material.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yep, It would be a biggy siggy for me. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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