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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:43 pm |
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I cannot believe this woman!
I've complained elsewhere about the awesome laziness of Victoria the Unicorn Lady. I've been trying to get my 'corn's papers for weeks now, and so I figured that reminding her that she was in for 25K would do wonders.
So I ask her to remind me how much I owe her. For some reason, she comes up with the figure of $700. By adding up $300 and $500 .
I dropped some heavy hints. I asked her why she was selling unicorns for such a low price. I said that only young or sick unicorns went for that much. I was careful to mention that healthy adults go for thousands, and I wanted a healthy adult.
So does she say, "Whoops, typo there, I meant to say $25,000"? Oh no, not Victoria the Difficult. Instead she tells me:
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how are you doing today thanks for asking me question yes i know that a unicorn cost alot so the Unicorn and the Unicorn am sending you is just a little kids 8 weeks old and so that is main issue why i less the price of my Unicorn because she still little and i want you to take good care of her ok try and undersand me Einhorn i really want you to get my Unicorn ok so please i think i have really tried for you about selling the Unicorn for you i can Swear to god that the Unicorn is healthy and well Guarantee that is really okay so please if you are not talking about the payment now dont bother to email me again i will try and look for another buyer.
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Well thanks a lot, Vicky!
I am, of course, going to e-mail her in a week or so and say that I want the baby unicorn after all. But still, to drop me because she doesn't want to make a *&%$ing simple document on MS Paint? Sheesh. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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full auto
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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:46 pm |
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Give it a month to think about carrying out your relationship long term. Who know's... maybe you'll find a new pet after the dump. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:46 pm |
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God she sounds like a lazy one. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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steveperry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 54
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:55 pm |
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I have a Unicorn for sale. She's a healthy adult, ready to be bred
Just WU me the money and I'll arrange shipping |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:01 am |
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Why don't you just carry on w/ the bait? Seems like the easy solution to me. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:58 am |
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It doesn't seem that "she" dumped you; she was just making a threat, like they always do. |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
x107
"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:20 am |
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^^ Yeah, an idle threat from a truly bone idle lad. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:35 am |
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~ steveperry,
I'd give her a second horn |
_________________ +447017022419 let your pet get in touch with me, it's good to talk
'Why do you want me to stand by that volvo' diplomat mariam
Douglas blair "na devil go hammer your family for head"
1x voodoo curse
"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:29 pm |
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@thefife -I am planning to contact her later, as I said above.
@Kurat -I think she does really want me out of her life. I've been really giving her grief lately. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:32 pm |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
@Kurat -I think she does really want me out of her life. I've been really giving her grief lately. |
I think the problem is that you just don't know any better; you have to WORK for a successful relationship!
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_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
x107
"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:28 pm |
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try and undersand me Einhorn i really want you to get my Unicorn |
ChainYanker - are you baiting Ms Vicky as Ira Einhorn, by any chance? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:34 pm |
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Perhaps I could be of assistance? "I understand that you have a problem and need papers for a Unicorn. I can arrange to get those for you, for a cut in the profits... " |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:18 pm |
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@ChainYanker
Using the name Einhorn to buy a unicorn..........God that's funny stuff. |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:18 pm |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
I think she does really want me out of her life. I've been really giving her grief lately. |
That's the way to go with a lad...
She did not dump you... she said -- talk money or let me be -- do you need any clearer invite to ask more questions about the young unicorn?? twisted:
Does the diet of a young unicorn differ from the diet of an adult one? Is she weaned? Do you need to order unicorn milk to provide to the young one? Can you buy the milk from Vicky?? |
_________________ Quando omni flunkus moritati.
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ARK: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin): "it is a Hollywood movie"
Get your ninja sword and throwing stars here
NO MENTOR & NEW TO BAITING? Here's how to do it! |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:43 am |
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yastreb wrote: |
. . are you baiting Ms Vicky as Ira Einhorn, by any chance? |
No, as "Melani Einh0rn". Why- does "Ira" mean unicorn, too? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:37 am |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
@thefife -I am planning to contact her later, as I said above. |
This could be a fun bait in the right hands. Carry on. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:21 am |
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Why- does "Ira" mean unicorn, too? |
Ira Einhorn was a New Age guru who achieved greater fame as a fugitive murderer:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/einhorn/index_1.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Einhorn |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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