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mrbigtime
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mom used to tell me... a lot... "do as i say, not as i do"... haha

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Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...

I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY

I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you

Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.

BECAUSE IN MY VILLAGE WE DONT HAVE A TELL PHONE
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720


PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is.


this should be taught in schools

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FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok.
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone


PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ASSUME is to make an ass out of u and me

Always treat a firearm as loaded..

And a new one from a mate this weekend.... "There is ALWAYS a witness"

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Albert Einstein wrote:
Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Nanny Ogg
"Bruce"


Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Note to self
When your friend , (we will call her Elspeth ) says
" have some mead "
Don't think you're going to get a innocuous honeyed drink
Check what else is in it.
Quote:
Och i thought it was a bit mild so I added a bottle of whisky
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Nanny Ogg
"Bruce"


Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh and my Granny. who died in her 90s said
"Lifes too short"

Mind you . when busy and asked what was for tea she'd say " shite and sugar "
She also never, ever used a vaccum cleaner, always used a broom, as "the electric would come out the walls and get ye "



Lost Prophets in the song Rooftops say "never gonna regret watching every sunset"
Want that to be the theme of my life
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A piece of advice that I always remember, came from my uncle Harry, when I was about 10 years old.
It was at a family wedding and he was drunk as a skunk...

"The worst blowjob that you ever have in your life, will still be bloody marvellous" Laughing

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Harry Bawls
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Joined: 19 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ I told you that in confidence.
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Bloody hell.... Shocked
A message from beyond the grave.
You have been dead for 20 years... Wink

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Safari=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
Safari=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
Safari=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
Safari=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
Safari=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
Safari=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
Safari=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
Safari=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
Safari=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
SafariSafariSafari=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.

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