Margaret Thatcher has a sister and Dennis is her husband

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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:01 pm

This email is just too funny to get lost.

Feel free to bait this profound moron:

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please help me
I know that this letter might be surprised to you, I will clarify you that everybody in the world is like brothers and sisters only that God made it to have difference language and countries, it�s only one day can person will know his or her companion for mutual relationship between them, I will like to expose my secret opportunity business of being rich between me and you, also your full assistant to make this business opportunity to come true. I am Dennis Tutuli, a husband to recently deceased Muriel Tutuli the junior sister to Former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, and my wife is a politician under UK Home Secretary. She died in motor accident on her way traveling to Aberdeen City for United Kingdom Congress meeting.
During her lifetime she deposited the sum of (GBP15, 000.000.00) fifteen million pounds starlings in the Barclays Bank of United Kingdom, which is her money from the share resources of UK Home Secretary and she told me about the money, but the only problem I have now is my brothers in law, they hate me from the beginning of my marriage to their sister because of we live together in good terms with love caring between us with two children one boy and one girl, now she has died living no will when she died at a spot in hospital, my wife�s brothers and sisters are seeking for the money but they don�t know the real grand on how to get the money, only that they are persecuting me to provide the money by treating my life and my children, that is why I am seriously looking for your full help to transfer this money into your bank account in your country for the safety of the money, because I will travel to your country with my children immediately the money is transferred into your account. Could you please indicate your interest to work with me for this purpose? I will be sending you my flight schedule as soon as I confirm my ticket. I thank God that I found you as the person who can help me in this condition, because if I make use of the money here in United Kingdom they will get me arrested for investing the money near them, that is why I want you to help me transfer the money as you will be the next of kin, I have gone to the Barclays Bank of United Kingdom were the money was deposited to make all the inquiries on how to transfer the money to any foreign account with documents that involved on it as the original beneficiary of the money, once the money is transferred into your bank account. For the trust you have on me to do this opportunity business of being rich I will give you 30% of the total sum, please I will like you to keep the top secret of the transaction till when the money get into your account, Please reply me with my private email address for more details on how to transfer the money into your bank account in your country. And your private telephone number, your name and your address is needed for easy communication

Private email is [email protected]
Yours truly,
Mr. Dennis Lutuli,
Tel: +447031844221

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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:35 pm

And not just any Sister.... The Junior sister Laughing

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the junior sister to Former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:42 pm

UK politicians eh! I bet she fiddled her expenses.

Where do these lads get their ideas?

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but the only problem I have now is my brothers in law

I take it these are Maggies brothers then?

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Muriel Roberts was born circa 1921.1 She was the daughter of Alfred Roberts and Beatrice Ethel Stephenson.1 She married William Cullen.1 She died circa December 2004.1
Her married name became Cullen.1 She was educated at Kesteven School, Lincolnshire, England.1 She was educated at Grantham Girls' School, Lincolnshire, England.1 She was a physiotherapist at Royal Orthopaedic Hospital, Birmingham, Warwickshire, England.1
Children of Muriel Roberts and William Cullen

* Andrew Cullen 1
* Jane Cullen 1

She was Maggies ELDER sister. No brothers at all.

Still, its a great story. And a great laugh. Well worth posting. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:43 pm

I've been getting a lot of 419 messages purporting to be from Barclay's Bank... hmm, they might come in useful now!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:47 pm

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(GBP15, 000.000.00) fifteen million pounds starlings in the Barclays Bank of United Kingdom

Are you making a starling pie?

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:47 pm

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During her lifetime she deposited the sum of (GBP15, 000.000.00) fifteen million pounds starlings in the Barclays Bank of United Kingdom, which is her money from the share resources of UK Home Secretary and she told me about the money,

Yes, all Ministers get a proportion of the Home Office's funds to invest in their own name! Laughing

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Is related to Dennis the Menace?

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:39 pm

hacker9 wrote:

Is related to Dennis the Menace?

I am afraid he is

please ask this mugu: I am sure that he`ll explain you the whole world (and surroundings) :banghead:

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