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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:30 am |
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Doofus sent my standard Oga mails out in the wrong order and hooked this one. 
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Guy e dei compuslsory say u must draw tatoo (I just checked the rulebook and I can confirm it's compulsory alright  Mummy will be so proud) and moreover i go dei collect steady(i mean magas go dei
pay?)
I no wan draw tatoo and moreover i base 4 benin
because na UNIBEN i dei skool.
Where u base na? GUY I WAN HAMMER BEFORE 5 MONTHS FROM
NOW WELL WELL. (I looked up 'hammer' as Nigerian slang and it came up = sex  I don't think I can allow him a tattoo and sex, it's one or the other)
Well your pics fine sha
Reply me now or make u just add me to ur messenger so
we go talk well
One luv |
The new arrangement is that he gets a 50/50 split on jobs with a monthly retainer but only full gang members get that, and for that, guess what ? They need the tattoo.
Edit: leeted subject -luckey |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:19 am |
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@Gomer --- yes the tattoo should be "compuslsory"
I've seen lads use the term hammer to mean "throw lots of e-mails" or "make money". Likely they can't even keep their own slang straight. |
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MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
       
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:30 am |
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I think his "hammer" comment has given me a great idea for a tattoo...
Great stuff Gomer, who doesn't love a self-baiting lad |
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Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:32 am |
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Aaaaah the devguy67 - yes that makes sense.
http://www.naijayouth.com/slangcentral.php
Has some nice Nigerian slang words useful for Ladspeak mails. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Doofus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
Posts: 54
Location: Son Of Doofus. 29-1-2008
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:10 am |
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Of course i sent them out in the wrong order - they don't call me the 'Doof' for nothing you know.
I actually did it on purpose as part of an elaborate & calculated plan to hook that very Lad - i knew he'd fall for it you see.  |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:50 am |
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No matter - it seems to work, so I'll do that myself and save the insults for those who don't reply.
Fresh in on my account
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I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE NOT TO CONTACT ANY BODY EVEN MR GOMER, HE IS A SCAM ATTIST OUR COMPANY HAS FIRED HIM ALREADY FOR STILLING YOUR MONEY SO RIGHT NOW THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR HIM WE WANT TO GET HIM ARRESTED FOR USING OUR COMPANY'S NAME TO COLLECT MONEY FROM OUR CLAINT THIS IS VERY BAD.
THIS IS FOR YOUR SECURITY REASON WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE THINGS EASY FOR YOU AND NO NOT CONTACT HIM AGAIN IF HE SEND YOU ANY EMAIL PLEASE DO FORWARD TO US A COPPY OF THE MAIL TO PRESENT TO THE FBI RIGHT HERE................... |
Get running Doofus, the FBI are on your tail - but why didn't they get you arrested before they sacked you ? Yesterday was a bad day - you got sacked and went on the run from the FBI - could it get any worse ? |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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