Don V a n u c h i, contract killer

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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:26 pm

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:

manbiteslion wrote:

Surely any self-respecting Italian crime overlord would spell it v a n u c c i

The guy who wrote this script saw The Godfather once, and figured nobody would remember such a minor character from such an old film!

Considering I've been baiting him as Michael Corleone, the lad who's using the script now wasn't really paying attention if he saw the movie Laughing

.

I just offered him a job in my organization. I told him it would be much more profitable.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:06 pm

Yeah PDS! Cap him in the ass with your riffle-raffle!

Quote:

i migth have come and Bomb Your house and if you there venture want to pack i will shot your fore head from a far distance.

He should get a real job writing dialog for Hong Kong chop-socky cinema.

I cannot open the audio file. VLC player tells me it's zero length. Is it me?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:32 pm

@bohigal - it worked ok for me. i'm using linux with gxine.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:08 pm

Can anyone understand what he's saying in that call, other than "send the money" and "I am very sorry"?? Something about "bloody"....

Just read your post about probs opening it. I'll convert it to mp3. It's fine in
Debian with mplayer plugin and Firefox, too.

Here ya go.............

http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/vanuci_apol.mp3

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:08 pm

Thanks PDS, works now. I can't make out the middle bit either. It sounds like "These are not gloves, see. A bloody way for me to be to you." But only a moron would say something like that.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:19 pm

^^ That could be it, then.

Quote:

V a n u c h i, I don't see the message on my answerphone. Are you sure you left it?
I don't think you are a liar, I think you're a pretty honest kind of pillock, but for some reason I
just didn't get that apology on my phone at all. Maybe it didn't go through?

I have the money here ready to send, just as soon as all this is sorted out.

By the way: I just shot another one of your guys. That makes three dead bodies in my kitchen. I'll
need to bury them when it gets dark. I wish you'd give me some advice about what to do with them.
You must dispose of hundreds of stiffs.

Strawberries,

Sid.

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:52 pm

Oh shit, he's going to nuke me! Perhaps I should pay up after all...

By the way, when he dropped that message, I got his phone number. Smile

Quote:

Dear Sid

Those people that you killed are not my boys.Ok,you can get my boys Kill.
Now i think i will have to Kill you since you have decide to kill people after all i was paid 4000$ for me to Kill you by the person that hired me to kill you so no doubt you are a dead man,

Do not send any money again.The battle line has been drawn it take us 3min to bomb your house with atomic

Regards

V a n u c h i

Quote:

Vanuchi, you evil swine, you have access to atomic? Well, I just killed two more of your boys, so I
guess I'll go out swinging. Disguising them as Nuns collecting for charity to get them inside my house
failed miserably. I opened the door, and gave them one barrel each, right in the chuff.

If I don't hear your apology on my answerphone in the next two hours, I'm spending the money on
ammunition and provisions, and I'm digging in. Whoever you send here gets popped, no questions asked.

I was prepared to pay you up to 25,000 dollars, just for the name of the bastard who wanted me killed, but you
refuse to do the right thing. You prefer to nuke a man, rather than apologise for your insults. perhaps it's better
this way. I couldn't do business with a rude man like you.

I've made a WILL, and left all the money to a girl in a refugee camp in Cote D' Ivoire who wrote to me today.

Plums,

Sid.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:55 am

Another apology, followed by a reprieve. He's had enough....

Apology number two:

http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/msg0008.mp3

Quote:

Dear Sid

IF YOU CAN NOT SEND THE MONEY THEN GOOD BYE.WE WONT KILL YOU AGAIN.

BYE ..........

V A N U C H I

But.....

Quote:

BUT BE CAREFULL WE CAN HIT YOU ANYTIME FROM NOW.SINCE YOU PROVE STURBORN LET PUT OUT MONEY ISSUE NOW.DESPART THE FACT THAT THE PERSON THAT WANT YOU DEAD SAW YOU YESTERDAY AND CALLED ME THAT YOU ARE NOT DEAD YET I THINK I PREFER DOING MY JOB NOW,I ONLY BEEN GENEROUS TO CONTACT YOU,BUT NOW NO MORE HOPE THAN WE SHOULD SEE WHO WIN,BUT IT TAKES ME 1MINS TO KILL YOU ASSHOLE YOU LIKE AN ANT IN MY SIDE,

BYE SPEND YOU MONEY AS YOU LIKE AS YOU CAN SEE THE BELOW PICTURE I HAVE MONEY SEE THE MONEY THAT THE PERSON THAT WANT YOU DEAD PAID ME BUT I AM JUST BEEN KIND NOW YOU SEEN THE OTHER SIDE OF ME.

REGARDS

VANUCHI

Bahamian apologies have three levels. He's completed two, the apology by written word, the apology by spoken word, and now comes the apology by deed. Smile

Quote:

Vanuchi, I got the apology this time, and I am glad you have demonstrated such a gentlemanly attitude finally. I am
very impressed by your professional manner. Now we can do business. How much do you want me to send you for
the information I need, about who told you to dead me?

I buried all the people you made me shoot.

Rhubarb,

Sid.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:21 pm

Megapost following, sorry for the long reading but IMO it was a very funny hour.

Notobescammed was chatting with Don when I accidently came by. NTBS introduced my character Chry5 as advisor. Together we were able to do some fine co-work in a yahoo group chat with the hitman Smile

Quote:

CSP: I am here
CSP: Mr. O., are you here?
NTBS playing RO: Chrys, Thanks for coming on here at short notice
CSP: It seems you have an urgent matter to discuss
KILLER ist zur Konferenz dazu gekommen.

NTBS playing RO: as per our phonecall - this guy called Don says that some guy is wanting to kill me
CSP: Of course, you do know it is Saturday, and my bill will be accordingly...
NTBS playing RO: You know i'm good for it
CSP: Killing YOU? I do not believe it
CSP: You are a peaceful citizen.
NTBS playing RO: no, neither do I - no-one would dare kill me!
KILLER: you have to believe it
NTBS playing RO: I am a fucking legend - does he know who i am?
CSP: Mr. V, do you have any information I need to know to familiarize with this situation?
NTBS playing RO: Don, this is Chrys, my solicitor
NTBS playing RO: DON.... TALK TO MY SOLICITOR
KILLER: the person that paid me want Randy dead
NTBS playing RO: I NEED TO GET THIS SORTED
CSP: You are a criminal, and you admit it?
KILLER: ok
CSP: Who paid you? What has Mr. O done to you?
KILLER: no,dont miss qoute me
KILLER: him
KILLER: i was hired to kill
CSP: Impossible. Mr. o does a lot of charity work, he has no enemies
NTBS playing RO: Thats what i said!
KILLER: And we need to be fast about these cause the person migth hired another killer to kill hime
CSP: No!!!
NTBS playing RO: DOES HE KNOW WHO I AM?????
CSP: Randy! You should have told me it is THAT serious!
CSP: Mr. Vanuchi, can you put me in contact with the man who paid you?
NTBS playing RO: I'm sorry, i didn't believe it at first
CSP: Rady, this IS serious!!
NTBS playing RO: Do you believe him?
CSP: HAve you been to the police?
NTBS playing RO: would someone really do this to me?
NTBS playing RO: I'm going to call them now
KILLER: ok,do you some one is jealous about him being a generous person
CSP: Wait.
KILLER: Ok
NTBS playing RO: ok, chrys, i'll wait
CSP: They might be watching you this very moment, Randy.
KILLER: police wont slove this issue
NTBS playing RO: WHAT? Really? have you dealt with cases like this before?
KILLER: you are paying me for not to kill you and to tell you who want you dead
KILLER: ok
NTBS playing RO: I need to close the curtains and lock the doors
CSP: Randy, do you have an idea who this person could be? Have you hurt anyone in 2007? Laid too many people ioff?
CSP: Do turn out the lights!
KILLER: but i assure that the person can hire another person to kill you
CSP: Who is this person?
CSP: How can we react if we do not know who is responsible?
KILLER: i can not tell you orselse the sum of 10,000$ can be wired to me
KILLER: and i have a tape of the person and oldman movement
NTBS playing RO: I only laid off 400 people last year.... but recent reports have suggested that my company turned over �23million in 2007, when it was more like �19million
KILLER: ok
NTBS playing RO: fuicking newspapers - always getting it wrong
CSP: Do you read this, Randy^^?
KILLER: so all will be given to you as soon as the 10,000$ is paid
NTBS playing RO: and i gave �5million to charity
CSP: Randy, I advise you Do it!! What�s th10k to you?
KILLER: that does not mean
NTBS playing RO: Hw eants monry?
CSP: Randy, do calm down.
NTBS playing RO: Sorry, i can't see properly with the lights off - he wants money
CSP: Why do you think he has contacted you personally?
KILLER: 10,000 is a small money i know i have more than 10k
NTBS playing RO: what, you think i should pay him?
KILLER: i am just want to save your life randy
CSP: Randy, do you have bodyguards?
NTBS playing RO: how do we know he will tell us?
CSP: Right now no one can guarantee your safety
NTBS playing RO: I sacked him yesterday
KILLER: and you can hire me to kill the person if you want
NTBS playing RO: how do i know you will do what you say Don?
KILLER: i will tell you
KILLER: trust me
KILLER: i do my things proper
KILLER: I will do what i say
CSP: Don, can we meet in a public place in London to discuss this and to give you the money?
NTBS playing RO: How can i trust someone like you?
NTBS playing RO: you wanted to kill me
KILLER: trust me
KILLER: i was just been sent
KILLER: ok if it was another person i wont contact you
NTBS playing RO: why me?
KILLER: i know that you are a kind person that why i contacted you
CSP: This is a man being paid for what he is doing. As soon as you know the name of the person responsible, we can take measures, but not now. Your life is at stake, Randy
NTBS playing RO: can we do what Chrys says and meet in public
NTBS playing RO: i want to meet and hand over the money
NTBS playing RO: i will pay him
KILLER: you are correct solicitor
KILLER: no
KILLER: i accept western union money transfer
CSP: Randy, don�t get me wrong. I hate those criminals! I have always been telling you, do protect your mansion!
KILLER: no need to see me
NTBS playing RO: what the hell is that?
NTBS playing RO: i know, i have let the dogs out to guard the place
KILLER: i will send you the person information the tape and the picture of the person
NTBS playing RO: what the hell is a western union?
KILLER: Western union money is where they send money and receive money
KILLER: Solicitor you are well brained person and i want you to keep on advicing O. in what he does
NTBS playing RO: she has advised me to meet u in a public place - that is what we shall do
CSP: I am not on your side, Don. You are a criminal! I only want to protect my customers from people like you!
KILLER: ok i will do that
NTBS playing RO: i do not know any westerns in the union, i know london
NTBS playing RO: great, now i can get there tonight
NTBS playing RO: Chrys can you make tonight?
NTBS playing RO: with some funds?
CSP: Certainly you have a bank account, Don. Details, and then I will never want to see you again!
NTBS playing RO: Don, do you know Waterloo Train Station?
KILLER: so have to accepted to pay me the money Via western union
KILLER: yes
KILLER: or Money gram
NTBS playing RO: we are to meet in london
NTBS playing RO: at waterloo train station
KILLER: i am not meeting you
CSP: Good. i can be there in 30 minutes
KILLER: i am not a Fool
NTBS playing RO: what the hell do you mean.... you fucking contact me, scare the hell out of me and ask me for money so that i can get on with my life and now you are not even willing to come and get it??? what the fuck man?
NTBS playing RO: i don't know who western onion is!
CSP: Randy, let me out. I do not want them to be able to recognize me.
KILLER: all i need for you is to get to western union and send the sum of 10,000$ that about 5000�
KILLER: Name,,,,,,,,,,,,DVi
KILLER: to my information.
KILLER: Address..............London Depford
NTBS playing RO: who is western union?
KILLER: all you need from me now is not to kill you
KILLER: you can see me
KILLER: no
KILLER: and to tell you who want you dead
CSP: Go and meet at a public place in Deptford. 5000 fit in a small handbag. Leave it hanging on a chair in a pub.
KILLER: western union is where they send money
KILLER: i have only fews minutes more here
NTBS playing RO: is it like moneygram?
NTBS playing RO: i have used that before to wire money to jane and jonny in China
KILLER: western union is like money gram ok
KILLER: i can not go any where and see you
CSP: I would advise against it. The bank may ask you who to send this money to, and why.
NTBS playing RO: Ok, look, i can transfer money through moneygram but i need to know that you will be true to your word!
KILLER: i will be true
NTBS playing RO: ah, ok, as per my solicitors comment - i cannot do that
KILLER: about that you can tell the bank that you are sending money to your brother
CSP: Can�t we meet in person so we will never see him again and then take the video to the police for persecution even tonight?
KILLER: see who me
NTBS playing RO: my last name is O. - yours is V., i don't think they will believe me
KILLER: or the person who want oldman dead
KILLER: ok
CSP: Right. You better avoid the bank, Randy
KILLER: Send the money to DO
NTBS playing RO: but thats not your name
KILLER: no problem about that
NTBS playing RO: you can't just become my brother....
NTBS playing RO: shit, you want my wife too?
KILLER: you are free to send money to any person you like
CSP: Don�t do it, Randy! He will not get the money this way.
KILLER: and any where
CSP: You must meet him in Deptford today
NTBS playing RO: i just want him to get the money and get this nightmare over with!
CSP: You will have no proof that he will have gotten the 5000
NTBS playing RO: Don, do you live in deptford right?
KILLER: note i am not begging money from you
KILLER: dont ask me about where i live
CSP: Randy, you don�t have time! Go straight into your city office and get the money and meet this criminal and give it to him and be sure you get the information about the man who paid him!
KILLER: it like both are not understanding me
NTBS playing RO: look man, you know where i live - its only fair i know where you live - then we can meet somewhere central
NTBS playing RO: you have to meet me Don
KILLER: the person who want you dead gave me where you live
NTBS playing RO: exactly, so where do you live?
KILLER: we can not meet
CSP: Then we can prosecute the person responsible for all this. Don is just a small killer. he is not personally interested in you.
NTBS playing RO: why?
KILLER: it is impossible
KILLER: they dont do that
NTBS playing RO: who?
KILLER: you are prolonging this issue.
KILLER: get the money sent through money gram now
CSP: Randy, shall we meet in your office in half an hour from now on to discuss this personally?
KILLER: and i will tell you who want you dead
NTBS playing RO: are you sure thats ok with you Chrys?
KILLER: and the tape of our discussion and the pictures
CSP: I will just have to cancel my 8 PM appointment with Dr. S.
CSP: I would not be able to make it now anyway
NTBS playing RO: Ah, i don't want to upset Dr S., i know what trouble he's in
KILLER: so are you sending the money now
NTBS playing RO: i have to discuss with my solicitor in my office
CSP: Don, give me your email
KILLER: [email protected]
CSP: Randy, meeting you in 221b Baker Street? Or in the CEO office?
KILLER: and i will tell you not to involve the police in this
KILLER: i want you to send the money into places
NTBS playing RO: Baker Street, Don, do you know Baker Street?
KILLER: i am not coming any where
NTBS playing RO: are you lazy?
KILLER: are you deaf or what
NTBS playing RO: i can't hear you - i must be
KILLER: dont pull my legs
CSP: Mr. RO, you do not have understood that the police cannot help you at the moment!
KILLER: Name ........
address........London Depford
KILLER: Name ......

KILLER: Address...............London Depford
KILLER: send the money in 2500� each
NTBS playing RO: Chrys, i REALLY need to see you, I AM FUCKING SCARED! There you go DON I said it! I'M SCARED OKAY! FUCKING TERRIFIED - I HAVE KIDS AND A WIFE WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH
CSP: Randy. Don�t tell them.
KILLER: dont be scared
KILLER: Randy
CSP: Try to keep them out off this.
KILLER: dont you have 10k
CSP: Don, how can Randy be sure you will give him the person�s details?
KILLER: i will
KILLER: it a promise
CSP: And what if the person who hired you pays you more then 5000?
CSP: We will pay you only ONCE, you understand?
KILLER: just get the money sent to
KILLER: and get back to me with the reference number
KILLER: ok
KILLER: only 5000 pounds
CSP: Randy, do sit down. Do take a drink. Don�t tell your family. I will cancel my appointment now and meet you in 30 minutes at Baker Street
KILLER: and you are to scan the the payment slip given to you at the western union to me for a record purpose
CSP: Don, do you know that Mr. O has already had 3 heart attacks?!?
CSP: I really really despise you!!!!
CSP: Randy?
NTBS playing RO: I've just had to get a whisky
KILLER: so what your conclusion are you sending it or no
CSP: Do calm down. Do not take a call. I will come.
NTBS playing RO: how do i know he won't get my kids?
CSP: No bank will open befpore Monday morning
NTBS playing RO: thats why we should meet in london
CSP: I will surely not add YOU
NTBS playing RO: aaaahhhhh, Don has just buzzed me
CSP: Tomorrow on Sunday, at a public place. As soon as we involve your house bank, what to tell them?
CSP: Do you want me to use my house bank, Randy?
NTBS playing RO: yes please is that okay?
KILLER: i am about leaving
KILLER: Randy and Chrys
NTBS playing RO: yes, please don't hurt me
CSP: We need to discuss this now, Randy. Can we make an additional extracurricular appointment at my house bank on Monday, 10 AM?
CSP: You need a reason to give to your representatives to leave the company without any suspicion...
NTBS playing RO: The BDbank?
CSP: of course
NTBS playing RO: ok, it's in my diary, Don, can you spare me until Monday?
KILLER: i promisen you am not huting your kid
NTBS playing RO: please don't - and not my wife either?
KILLER: the main issue there when are you sending the money
NTBS playing RO: i need to discuss that with Chrys
CSP: Randy, i am emailing my friend, Miss D.. She will certainly cast a shadow on us on Monday at thebank
NTBS playing RO: ah, thank you so much Chrys
KILLER: dont you have 10k
KILLER: now
NTBS playing RO: i really appreciate this
CSP: My driver is ready. Randy, see you!
KILLER: dont you have 10k randy
KILLER: so what our conclusion
NTBS playing RO: you know i have 10k Don, me and Chrys need to work out the best way of getting it to you
NTBS playing RO: can you please wait until monday?
KILLER: Randy in will like you to write down the name and address where you are sending the money to
NTBS playing RO: can you please wait until monday?
NTBS playing RO: Chrys, don't leave me alone in the chat
NTBS playing RO: please.......
KILLER: Ok you promise to send the money on Monday thu money gram
NTBS playing RO: Chrys and I will get the money to you somehow on Monday, i am going to meet at her house bank The BDbank?
CSP: Tap. is an old friend of mine. Maybe she will understand yor situation
KILLER: dont involve any one in these
KILLER: cause in that they will be discouraging you to not act to my word and that migth cause attrocity
CSP: Tap. will help me not to make any banker suspicious that we take 5000 at once to an uncertain address. I just hope she will.
NTBS playing RO: i trust Chrys, she has to get involved people that she believes can help... this is a big thing Don. I'm sitting here crying, i thought i was liked by everyone and can't believe that someone would want to kill me... I'm so so so scared
KILLER: and dont bother yourself
KILLER: No dont worry
CSP: Randy. I will go now. Meet you in 25 minutes! Keep a stiff upper lip and be calm. Try to not be overwhelmed. We can handle this small situation.
NTBS playing RO: thank you Chrys, i will put the kettle on and see you when you get here

OK, "meeting" NTBS now to "discuss" this terrible issue. From Monday on we will have to discuss about M0neyGr4m MTCNs and bank transfers Smile

certainly more chats to follow. Thanks, Dan, for inviting me! Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:53 pm

Quote:

Thanks, Dan, for inviting me! Smile

Hey no problem... you were fantastic!

There is much more fun to be had with this lad from Monday!

NTBS

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:55 pm

Got this guy on the hook now too, I kinda like the hitman types, though the last one dropped off like a little bitch. You'd think they'd be tougher.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 23

This guy is obsessed.

He's read my emails 4 times since I sent it this afternoon.

1:27pm
1:31pm
4:04pm
6:11pm

I decided to try "I would like to work this out. Can I pay you to tell me who has hired you?"

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:49 am

I did that he will kill the person who hired him to kill you for 10k..

LOL... dont think he can be trusted...

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:23 am

Oops, Don's seeing red. He thinks the two moneygram payments I made were faked. It's a bit late now, I'll send him a short but annoying reply and really twist his balls later. He's saying his mate in London is 2,500 down, I really hope that's true Smile

Quote:

Sidney,

I just came from Italy and i saw your mail. I want to let you know that you sent me an invalid payment details. You sent me an invalid payment slip at first and Patrick Williams told me but i did not believe me, and sent me 2,500 Dollars from his personer account. That was why i confirmed the payment details here this time before sending it to Patrick Williams to pick then i found here that the reference number was an invalid reference number, that means that you have just dared me by sending me an invalid reference number. This is the most reason why i will KILL, you are DEAD for taking me for a fool.

Right now Patrick Williams wants his money back and you are the one to pay him, he said you most pay him either by money or with your blood, but now he just told me that you pay with your blood.

To me my dear crazy and fucking friend Sidney Bollock, you messed up with the wrong person, i don't need your fucking 10m,000 Dollars any more, all i fucking need is your RED BLOOD, i will use your blood to clean my Italian shoe as red polish.

Fuck you Bollock.

Don V a n u c h i.

Quote:

V a n u c h i, what the **** are you talking about? You did it again. I just sent the money to you like I promised I would, I come back and find this crap in my box. Another insult from you, I can't believe you can be such a prick. If brains were dominoes, you'd have a double blank. Well, you know what's going to happen, don't you? That's right, I'm saying **** you AGAIN, and I'm not going to scan the payment slip for the 5,000 dollars. It was on its way to you, and you blew it AGAIN.

I will not stand for your insults. I'll withdraw the 5,000 dollars tomorrow when it gets light, and you can go **** yourself. Twice you insulted me!! TWICE!!
Two (2) insults, in three days. You are the rudest girl I ever met.

Mangoes,

Sid.

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:46 am

PsycheDelia, for some reason I just love your sign-offs with this guy.

I gotta hand it our wannabe mob-trigger here. Most hit-mugus unload a few empty threats and then twig quickly, but this guy is really trying to be convincing. He's provided us with endless entertainment, and hopefully going absolutely insane in the meantime. It's as if he feels he can somehow make this scam work if he just find the right blend of threats and reasoning. I love it when the same guy plays good-mugu / bad-mugu. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:46 am

Quote:

To me my dear crazy and fucking friend Sidney Bollock

The lad does have a sense of humor, even if he doesn't know it. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:00 pm

Yes, the more irate he gets, the funnier he gets. When they're unhappy, we're happy, in equal and opposite measures. I just sent him a western union slip, with the MTCN struck through with a marker pen. He'll see it either this evening or tomorrow morning, when he gets back to the cybercafe.

The fruit references in the signoff are part of his education. It's very good manners to use items of fruit at the end of emails in North America.

Quote:

V a n u c h i, just so you can see I made the payment like you asked. You can now see what you have lost. I went all the way
to the other side of the Island specially to make the payment by western union. I come back after my long journey only to
find that you have gone crazy again and insulted me to the very core. I have scribbled out the MTCN, so you are fucked.
I don't ecpect you will be prepared to apologise again, so our business is over. This is war, V a n u c h i.

P a trick W i l liams is a thief, and he stole your money. I sent TWO(2) payments to him like you demanded. He took the money
for himself. I checked, and the money was picked up soon after I sent it.

Now you totally messed up this time. another minute and the MTCN would have been in your box, and the money would have
been in your hands by now. Once again, you have proved to me that you are not capable to do business of any kind. You
are the most rude, vile person I have ever met. You are not even loyal enough to the person who paid you to kill me to actually
see the job through, and your arrogance has just cost you 5,000 dollars.

I have received an email from M a riam A b a cha, and I am doing business with her. She is a man of her word. You are not.

Oranges,

Sid.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 23

I'm in the process of getting him to bite meeting me in person. I told him matters that are this serious need to be dealt with face to face...but in a nice public place. I told him I would bring cash for any information he has.

Now...I don't think I am going to try the hotel angle. But, it would be nice to think he wastes a good bit of his day waiting for me at the airport.

I was going to consider trying to convince him that I have paid for a ticket for him to fly to New York...but...I'm afraid he wont go for it. But...the prospect of him going to the airport for his 5am flight... and trying to pick up his tickets with his passport....well.....the idea is just so tempting.

Has anyone ever convinced a lad to do something like this?

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:26 pm

BiggestLebowski wrote:

I'm in the process of getting him to bite meeting me in person

Go for it! If you can get him to do anything except sit on his fat butt and type idle threats, you may be the first baiter to ever get a safari from a hit-mugu. Many have tried and most have failed, but you have nothing to lose by trying.

The hit-mugu format is used by a "special" type of lad. By special, I mean like somebody who wears a bicycle helmet to bed and has conversations with their socks. All lads are as lazy as they are greedy, but a hit-mugu makes most of them look like workaholics. Right from the get-go, they admit that they don't want to travel, don't want to call you, etc. Getting them to abandon their act is usually a challenge on its own, so getting one of them to travel would earn you a star on the walk of fame. Then again, I suck at safari-baiting so of COURSE I'm going to say that!

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

The fruit references in the signoff are part of his education. It's very good manners to use items of fruit at the end of emails in North America.

Of course. How forgetful of me. Do you mind if I steal that little tidbit for future baits?

Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 23

~ PsycheDelia_Smith,

Oh! Since I have told him I am from New York...I think I will start ending my emails this way as well.

Nothing like consistency from us North Americans!

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:10 pm

BiggestLebowski: yes, baiters have been getting their lads to wait at airports and various other venues since the beginning of baiting, but you won't get numb-nuts here to the doorway of the cybercafe. The nature of his con means never, ever showing his face, he's made death threats. Couple that with the inherent laziness Obi mentions, and you're onto a loser with this lad. I'm happy to be proven wrong though, if you can do it.

Teaching him end-of-message etiquette is an important part of "bonding" with your pet IMO. One of my lads signs with "remain twatted, shagged and drenched in barf" all the time now. Smile

Steal away. Doesn't need to be items of fruit, it can be any items at all. Filofaxes, creampuffs, dildoes, anything does it. The day your lad mirrors you makes it all worthwhile.

[edit] Just checked my box, and>>>

Quote:

Dear Sid
You know tht you have already sent a fees of 5000$ so now i will want you to complete the balance of 5000$ which i was surpose to get the payment slip today so get back to me asap to know what is going on.

Regards
Don

Interesting. He seems to be convinced I already sent money to his mate in London again, that's good.

Quote:

Vanuchi,

F*&! you.

Kiwifruits,

Sid.

P.S. Your insult to me this time was just too much, you wounded me much too deeply, and I doubt you can ever put things right.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 23

Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post removed. See it ^^^^

Oh...I know about the getting to wait at airports. But...I would like to try and get one of them believe I've paid for some electronic tickets for them to flu to me! Imagine them...getting up at 4am....with bags packed....passport and ID in hand...heading to the airport for a flight that was never actually booked.

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:53 pm

@BL, I can't imagine this boi, who does seem a bit 'yellow bus' special, is likely to be tempted to face-to-face for 5 grand. If you were to offer him a half-mil to hit a business rival, he may stir a bit, but be torn (= good) between never raising a lazy finger again all his life, and being seen. Of course he's too lazy to save himself the work, but at least he'll feel he missed out on the jackpot.

One thought - 'buy' him a pair of 1st Class flights and email him the booking reference email (hem hem), make sure the email says they can be cashed/fully flexible and send them to the safe address of his choice via one of the excrement oops excellent courier services that ply their trades here. Again, good for that feeling of loss and dispair Smile

PS - anyone asked what Don is short or yet? Donald? Donut? Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:28 am

Got to admire his consistency.

Quote:

Dear Sid
I dont care ok,i just want to tell you if you dont send the money you are doing yourself cause now the person that want you dead may go and Hire another Kill from Liberia.So now me was paid to kill you but i was just been kind to let you know spo write now i will carry out my project.But to aplogize to you Capital No.I was sent to you and been paid.
But i want to tell you that Mariam abacha is Dead so you are falling into a scam artist agian.
So now Good Bye
I migth come to you yard today and run Gun shot out to make you know that you are close to death,
I am not begging you.Never you are an idoit stupid.mad,
Dont mail me agian,Cause you are a dead person i will get your dead body picture to serve as warning for others
Bye

Quote:

What do you mean, Scam artist? Mariam sent me her picture just like I asked.

I don't give a **** where the killer comes from. I'll be ready for him and I'll put one in his ear as soon as I smell him.

It's a shame you can't be a real man about all this, because I could have made you very rich just to tell me who wanted me killed,
and even richer to kill the bastard who wanted me dead. But you insist on playing balls.

However, people from the bahamas are always ready to accept apologies from their enemies, shake hands, and move on. If the
time comes when you think you want to help me get the bastard who wants me dead, then you only have to do the needful and I
will send whatever amount of money you demand, I'll even fly to London to hand it over. But I'll find the bastard who paid you
to kill me all on my own in the end anyway. I am thinking about hiring a private detective to find him.

So until you decide to be a gentleman, we are still at war, and f*** you with a prickly pear in your **** hole.

Piss off.

Gooseberries,

Sid.

Later...

Quote:

Dear Sid
Ok,i want to use the moment to tell you that i amm sorry.Accept my apology.
Sid you know that we are Good friend ok now let put aside that i want to hurt you,You just pay me for the person name and hire me to kill the person ok,
I am very sorry Ok,i have done like a Gentle man oK,

Bye

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:22 pm

Okay, it's D-Day here, but my solicitor just won't let me have the money to pay him... Frumpy, you meanie!

My Yahoo IM discussion follows:

Quote:

NTBS: Don, are you there?

DON: Randy
hello
yes
hope all is well

NTBS: I'm so sorry i am late - i have just come out of the house bank with Chrys... I have been advised that we must meet in order to hand over the money... I have tried to tell him to release the funds for me to send in Moneygram but she won't do it

DON:
that means she want you dead
peroid

NTBS:
No...No Please Don
She has insisted that we meet
you will still get your money

DON: And now i have nothings to say agian since you have decide to go against my instruction
WE CAN NOT MEET
OK,I AM NOT A FOOL

NTBS: I want to follow your instruction but Chrys won't let me
Why Don, why?

DON:
may be she was the one that planed with the person to Kill
Ok that means Chrys is your enemy

NTBS:
no, that can't be

DON: cause now chrys want you dead cause if she dont she wont tell you to go against my instruction

NTBS:
I have known Chrys for over 15 years!
i have 3 days right?
do you really think Chrys is against me?

DON:
yes cause if she is not she wont tell you not to send the money since you hve it at hand

NTBS: I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON: i didnot say that is chrys but all i trying to say that chrys dont want you to get the money sent to me via money gram

NTBS:
i would do that for you - but Chrys controls my money
i have to do as she says - do you not understand that?

DON:
ok,when you get to your grave you will obey chrys then
peroid
keep your money and i carry out my jobs

NTBS:
what do you mean?
I WANT TO PAY YOU!

DON:
no i dont need your money agian
since you siad you can send it via money gram

NTBS: Look, please - i'm sorry, i will think of another way

DON: listen i am not begging money from you

NTBS: please help me Don

DON:
i am just trying to help you but now you take me as a fool
if you were the hire killer will you apper to someone you told you want to kill

NTBS:
I DON'T TAKE YOU AS A FOOL DON, FAR FROM IT - I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO HELP ME!
PLEASE UNDERSTAND MY POSITION

DON:
now call chyrs
and you should send the money via money gram less than 1hrs now
if dont chrys will be dead too

NTBS:
I Can't I have a board meeting in 10 minutes - I have to attend
Please don't hurt Chrys, just give me until tonight - ok

DON:
leave the board meeting alone

NTBS:
I CAN'T!!!!! I WILL LOSE MY JOB!!!!!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
YOU WANT TO TAKE MY JOB AS WELL AS MY LIFE?

DON:
ok go attend your meeting b
but call chrys now and tell me that is life is not save again
since she is going against my instruction

NTBS: OK, are you sure we can't meet?

DON:
i will Kill her like an ant
No can not meet are you Deaf
Ok tell chrys that Either you keep your money or You die

NTBS:
OK, I will do that
i am going into my meeting now
Thank you Don, for your support

DON:
Are you sending the money via money gram or not
let me know
cause i am already loading my raffle
so what your conclusion now

<SILENCE FROM NTBS>

Is it true Chrys? Are you in on it too, collaborating with the person that wants me dead Shocked

Looks like he will kill you too if we don't find some money for Moneygram!

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