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HarryApe
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am the dead father of Lucky, I'm soooo stoopid.

Me
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... I'm not sure if you
want me to contact your bank or to contact you right now. And, what
exactly am I to tell your bank if I am to contact them? Or what am I
to tell you? Or do I need to cantact both of you?I don't want to screw
it up by telling your bank something I'm not supposed to. ....


Lucky
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........ i am not happy with the way you asked too mush questioning ,just contact the bank seeing you self as my late father Mr Coleman Jackson foreign business partner , .......


Me
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.... Ok, I will try to do all these things. But may I ask one more question
without you freaking out? Should I make up a letter to the bank with
all the aforementioned pretending ... and send you a copy first for
you to look over before I send it to the bank? That way you can make
sure I don't screw it up. ....................... OR ... do you want
to just take a chance that I won't screw it up and I'll send it
directly to the bank? Remember we are talking about your future AND a
great amount of money. Maybe you could make up a letter for me to send
to the bank? ....


Lucky
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I saw your mail, thanks for your urgent message i understood everything you said i will like you to put up a write up and send it to me to verify and see,if it was clearly written and no mistake from your write up, because this money is all about my life i wouldn't want you to screw it up my life lay on this funds . .....


Me
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I received your mail. Now we are finally getting somewhere. I will
write this up and you let me know if this is OK then I will send it to
the bank. I am getting nervous about this.

***********************************************
To the Atlantic Bank,
I am Mr C0leman Jacks0n, the late father of Lucky Jacks0n. I am
foreign business partner living in the United States of America and
his kinfolk. I am the lone beneficiary to the 2.5 Million Euro. I
want this funds transferred to my account very fast. Please Advise the
Requirements and necessities needed to acquire the said funds.

Sincerely,
Mr. C0leman Jacks0n
***********************************************

Let me know if that is OK

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet he'll answer you to send it as it is.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If he accepts that one, send a totally different letter to the bank. If he reads the one you send to the bank, it'll annoy him not to be able to ask you why you sent a different letter. That is, if he wants to keep up the pretence of being two different people.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is hilarious. I'd definitely go with Otterfan's advice. What he may do is have the "bank" forward him the email so that he'll have a reason for why he saw it, but it's still funny.

Doesn't he know that dead people can't send emails? I was informed of this long ago by the "FBI of united state" (@yahoo.com). (See my sig line). Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

he just replied ... its OK that I am his dead father ... but why doesn't he like the word "kinfolk" ... strange. I love Otterfan's idea of sending a totally different letter to the bank, that will be the plan ... you people are so sinister Twisted Evil

Lucky:
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..... there is a word that is right to insert in your tenses, the word kinfolk sjould not be used , i will like you to use the write up below.

********
To the Atlantic Bank,

I am Mr Coleman Jackson, the late father of Lucky Jackson. I am
foreign business partner living in the United States of America and
his nest of kin,beneficiary to the 2.5 Million Euro. I

want this funds transferred to my account very fast. Please Advise the
Requirements and necessities needed to acquire the said funds.

Sincerely,

Mr. Bar0y Ha0chett
*********

Send it the way it is as soon as you get this mail ,mainwhile i want you to send me your telephone number in your next reply to my mail.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you are a nest of kin, are you a bird?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ .. Yeah, a dead bird....

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, now you have to accidentally send the wrong one and make sure that you use your original that included the despicable word "kinfolk". Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So now you are his dead father C0lman Jacks0n, AND Mr. Bar0y Ha0chett.

Sweet! This just keeps getting clearer. Confused

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HarryApe
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I will get around to sending the wrong letter eventually ... but first ... I have just one more question.

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........ Ok we are close now and I am a little ascared to ask you questions now
because you seem to get mad. I have to ask one more question because I
don't totally understand one little thing. Is that OK if I ask one
more little question?........

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So basically... you're two different people, and one of them is dead? Laughing

Hahhaaaha, you should have post a warning about not drinking anything while reading this xD

Fortunately, I'm good, heheh...Cool

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