Does an old lad think I'M a lad too?

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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:26 pm

Got three emails in quickfire succession from Pete Sand, a lad I had long since grew tired of. My last missive to him was an Igbo threat I found somewhere, coupled with an insult along the "small time 419" lines. I'm not sure why I did that, just experimentation really.

The incoming goes like this:

First one:

Quote:

guyman you succeeded in stealing my 650 pounds as u earlier said congrats

Second one:

Quote:

guyman you succeeded in stealing my 650 pounds as u earlier said congrats. No be so na. he no pure na.

Last one:

Quote:

guyman you succeeded in stealing my 650 pounds as u earlier said congrats. No be so na. he no pure na. we fit work 2gether na no be so make we be paddy so we go dey share 2gether but u go 1st send me something first 4rm dat 650 ponds when u cut.

Did he (some weeks later) think I was a lad?
What on earth is he on about? What's Paddy?
(My character maybe? He was called Patrick)..

What do I reply?

HELP! Confused

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:31 pm

^^Looks like he thinks your a lad alright. Time to let him join your gang (The G0mer Gang perhaps). Line up a few baiters as 'vics' and have fun. You'll get lots of potential for slapping when the rest of you're guymen are collecting but this lad has zero success.

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:45 pm

Yeah - tell him only gang bois get to share Evil or Very Mad

To join you have to wear the gang tattoo - then you get a full share of everything you deserve. This site will put your English into Lad pidgin:-

http://translator.newsignstandard.com/

You can send him mine of Gomer wearing the tattoo and I can let you have a template for the tattooist to use. Very Happy

You can always invent your own name - Mr Gomer may be too well known as a complete cheating bastard now. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:57 pm

The English to pidgin isn't working. Crying or Very sad

Still, I could always have a bash myself. My last stab at it can't have been all that bad. The tattoo idea is a pearler, I'll drag him down that route if I can.

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:03 pm

English --> lad works OK for me - maybe try again?

I note he wants you to send him something of the �650 you chopped before you work together, so he's trying to scam your guyman character :-$ Maybe set up a few joint vics, then chop him again Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:25 pm

^^ Nah, still doesn't work.

I get the feeling I may be being pissed about by someone here, maybe a rogue baiter. Or I may be having a tinfoil hat moment. I really don't know. The IP is all over the shop.

Mad

Western Union · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:06 pm

Don�t know about the IPs, but a lad thinking you�re a lad after sending something Igbo is a pretty common experience, at least for me. You talk the talk � it�s a perfectly reasonable assumption on his part that you�re another scammer.

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:41 pm

It is a little strange he uses Ladspeak then manages to spell a word like 'succeeded' correctly.

In any event I'd go along with it. Even more satisfying to step on a fluffy kitty.

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:42 pm

It isn't working for me either.

And I was able to use it just fine this morning.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:24 am

Try here:
http://translator.newsignstandard.com/lad/lad.html
enter the english in the left box

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:12 am

What left box? There's only a top box and a bottom box.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:48 pm

Top box then, weird, Camino gives me left and right, firefox is top and bottom.

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