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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:01 pm |
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God only knows where my lad came up with this collection of gifs to create an impressive and realistic bank letterhead:
DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE COMPANY WANLIDA HOUSE BUILDING
20 DEGBAGO CRESCENT, COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN .
I think I'll use my share of the $32.5 million to save horses... |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
 x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:15 pm |
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I've had that one before, too!  |
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"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Praise the lad for his obvious creative excellence  Encourage him to add even more. |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon  Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:51 pm |
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Isn't "WAN LI DA" a chinese restaurant? 
No wonder these horses need saving. They'll be in black bean sauce before they know it!  |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:52 pm |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:58 pm |
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All of that banking machinery sure is impressive.
I'd look for a lower tech bank, but then again,I can't even work the ATM. |
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Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:45 am |
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Looks real to me..  |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:20 am |
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I love it when the lads add cheesy graphics, and the pretty text colours bring out the gay-pride-supporter in me! It shows that they're willing to take that extra 5 seconds to prove their validity. That same building and row of machines gif was sent to me by a Chinese textile company a while back: Maybe I should notify their barrister about it. I've never had an e-mail from that particular company, but I'm very familiar with the plane that SP mentioned.
Come to think of it, that moving plane was on a "scanned copy of the original paper invoice" that FedEx (yahoo division) just sent to me. Now THAT's impressive. Sometimes I wish I was as smart as a lad!
Of course, now I'll be up all night wondering why a Beninian courier company with a Chinese name and a lot of weaving machines would be looking for a horse to abuse. That's still good letterhead though. |
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