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 Lads come down with the most interesting illnesses

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dying widow Roseline Jude isn't expected to live more than six months
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due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever and stroke).


1. Cancer of the "lever"? Is she a robot?

2. I didn't know strokes were a cancer problem.

Mugus get such interesting diseases.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've found that even though they are often dying of cancer, what bothers them most is their stroke sickness. I've also heard mention that cancer of the breast affects their brains. AND, after they die of cancer and you get the death certificate, it usually says they've died of heart problems. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I know. That's why I said "Lads come down with the most interesting illnesses", not "My lad has a weird illness".

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But what really marks out any Lad illness is that it defiles all forms of treatment.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

... and even death doesn't stop their grasping hand rising up through the earth to grab your money.

See my siggy line......my Lad used his death as an excuse for not responding to me. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
AND, after they die of cancer and you get the death certificate, it usually says they've died of heart problems. Laughing


Well... ultimately, we all die from a cardiac arrest... Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I blame the doctors. Did you know they won't even treat you unless you get money from people over the internet? Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Hellryder: Laughing

@Irish: Are you becoming a grumpy know-it-all? Do you think you're a mod?? Laughing

@Gomer: I think the lad's excuse is a good one. Read my sig line for the helpful information I got from the FBI (@yahoo) Wink

Something else we've forgotten to mention: the fatal illnesses only last for four days.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Too bad neuritis isn't contagious to lads. Sure wouldn't mind passing on the neuritis I've had in my feet for the last 7 months to a few of my current lads. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm waiting for one of them to say "the doctor cannot discover the content of the illness until you make the western onion transfer ok" when I ask them for a list of symptoms. Very Happy
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