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windypops
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This could be fun. I think he's worthy of a post here.
A lad operating as a loan shark. I'm going to see if I can stiff him for 5 million dollars to play the market in very high risk investments. Laughing
Nice to know lads are going to see us all through the current credit crunch.

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Good day to you:
I am Mr. the owner of
Company, I am a certified loan lender, that offers loan to people
who are in need of loans. I give out loans for project, business,
taxes, bills, and so many others reasons. So contact us now and get
the loan that you need with a low interest rate of 5%, if you get a
loan from us you will be glad you did, Because the terms and
conditions are very simple.
There is more to gain by getting a loan from this company, so any
interested person or persons should via:
So that the transaction can begins.

BORROWERS DATA FORM
1)YOUR NAME.........................................
2)YOUR COUNTRY...................................
3)YOUR OCCUPATION.............................
4)YOUR MARITAL STATUS......................
5)PHONE NUMBER..................................
6)MONTHLY INCOME..............................
7)ADDRESS...........................................
8)PURPOSE............................................
9)LOAN REQUEST...................................
10)TELEPHONE........................................
11)LOAN DURATION.................................

Thanks for your co-operation
Mr.
Your loan will be transfered to you,depending on your early response.

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Peanut
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Joined: 10 May 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. Nice and scummy. Stealing money from people who need to BORROW money. I've just cleared a spot for him...

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windypops
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He drives a hard bargain. But I've beat him down to a 1% repayment over 30 years on a 5 million loan.
I'll press for an interest free period too as a sign of how serious I am. Very Happy

I just found his mail in the surplus forum. It's true, Search is your friend. Cool

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shaken13
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Joined: 21 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ive got him too. Wish me luck ;]
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good luck shaken13! Welcome to eater! Very Happy

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shaken13
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, he replies fast. Several emails already, in 40 minutes. Well, thanks SlapHappy. Its looking good hehe.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't forget to ask lots of questions about your new loan.

-Is there negative amortization
- Any pre-payment penalties
- What about insurance for the loan
- Can you get the money in Yen

If he's answering quickly, that means he's not busy enough. That's a problem that you can help fix...

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windypops
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I'm still negotiating with him over the actual loan.
He tried to stick out for a rapacious 5% interest rate on the loan.
But I stuck to my guns and said it's 1% or no deal.
He backed down like I knew he would. Wink

But since the world markets took one hell of a beating last night,
I now need 50 million instead of 5 mil to pull off my audacious and very risky investment plan.
I told him I want that, and at the same terms as before.
He's thinking about it. Wink

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HaveFaith
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peanut wrote:
Wow. Nice and scummy. Stealing money from people who need to BORROW money. I've just cleared a spot for him...


Peanut I am working a guy who sent me a very similar script.

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shaken13
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Heh, he's currently in the process of signing away his life on my contract... Something along the lines of my character being able to do whatever he likes with the contract without the mugu's consent. Tisk tisk, I wonder if he will catch my flawed math...

LOAN AMOUNT: 1.2 mil
INTEREST: 5%
TOTAL FINAL PAYMENT: 0.8 mil

Anyone have any suggestions for editing this contract? Eh?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have him throw in his soul for good measure... Laughing

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windypops
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@S13, 5% is outrageous. Even the mob will give you better rates than that.
Get tough, He'll back down. His "union and board of directives" are generous sorts. Laughing

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shaken13
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll stick with a 5% interest rate if I end up paying back less than I borrowed... Pretty bad negotiator we've got on our hands. Well, he's awfully easy to persuade... I may be pretty new to this, but is this guy a fluffy kitten? He signed a contracting waving all legal rights and agreeing to a trophy picture without saying anything, and when he returned it his comments seemed to suggest that he read it through... Maybe he's just really stupid?
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