Mr Jiullius - On 5afari in Ghana.

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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:23 pm

Outstanding, Simba! I'm lovin' it! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:23 am

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I am not happy to come to Tamale and did not meet you,This is what i told you that i will not like to come and will not find you.So you what to live me? I am in Tamale since yestaday and loking for my love,but connot find her till now, i feel so sad here cuz i don't know any body here.Now you told me that you are in Kete-Krachi and i dont know there.
Sarah i don't know if you still love me, I have try my posible best to us to meet together but you are still playing me i don't know why.
Since morning i have been moving arond the streets looking for you.

Sarah tell me when you are coming back to Tamale for us to meet and you know that i realy love you from the butom of my heart and if you know that you love me too like i do come back to Tamale tomorrow to meet me here Ok, and if you are not coming tell me so that i will be on my way back to my country.
And don't let kevin to use you Ok
I need you my princese come back Ok

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:01 am

This laddie has already travelled well beyond my expectations, and I honestly cannot see him taking another step on this wild goose chase, but you never know.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained...
Perhaps a bit of sexual jealousy might get his gander... Very Happy

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Hiya my darling African Prince,

You must understand and believe me when I tell you that I am not in love
with Kevin, and that you are my one and only.
But I was really angry with you for leaving me alone in Tamale over the
weekend, and then when you didnt come on Monday, I figured that you
never would come.
Look I do know that Kevin has the hots for me because he keeps telling
me so, but I don't want to go to bed with him, and I turned him down
again last night when he said that he wanted to sleep with me.

He doesn't know anything about the �35,000 in cash that I have in my
possession, and I am keeping your diamond hidden in my knickers, so as
long as I manage to keep my knickers on, the diamond & my cherry
will be safe for you.

I mentioned travelling back to Tamale, but Kevin wouldn't listen to me.
He insisted that we stay here in Kete and visit the National Park. So
unless I leave him here and start walking back to Tamale all alone, I
guess that I am stranded here in Kete.
Yes, I do still want you to come for me and be my hero, and I know in my
heart that you would never want me to travel all alone through Africa
because allsorts of horrible things might happen to me.
I could be robbed, raped and murdered and nobody would ever find me
again. And thats not even considering that I am carrying �35,000 in
cash, a diamond ring a laptop and all the rest of my luggage.

How soon can you get here?
I am sure that you could catch a bus from Tamale and you would be here later today. I would be so much happier if you were here before bedtime, because I am sure that Kevin will be pestering me for sex again tonight.

Please come for me as soon as you can my Prince...

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:51 am

Awwww, sounds like Jiullus is feeling very despondent right now.
Doesn't he know that quiters never win.. Very Happy

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Sarah,
I have read your mail and i understand that you are still in Kete. I can't come to Kete You have to come back here if you know that you love me. you ask me to come to the airport and i was there i did not find you and you still told me to come to Kumasi i was at Kumasi but i did not find you and you still ask me to come to Tamale now i am in Tamale you want me to come to Kete agin ,why all this? just tell me cuz i can't belive you agin.
Tell kevin that you want to come back to Tamale.

I am tinking of going back to my country since you don't want me please tell me so that i will be going Ok,I have try all my best for us to meet but is like you don't want us to meet the address you give to me was not realy i am still tinking about the address and now you still want me to come to Kete. i am sorry i can come there if you are not coming please just tell me so that i will know what to do.

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I know that things haven't gone as we planned, but lets not forget that
you decided to spend the weekend in Kumasi watching football, rather
than coming for me..!!

Look, I have already told Kevin that I don't love him and that I don't
want to have sex with him. I have told him that I want to return to
Tamale to be with you, because its you that I am in love with, but he
will not listen to me and refuses to bring me.

Do you really want me to start walking all alone..? Is that really what
you want..?
Would you honestly put me at risk like that..?
Then perhaps you don't love me at all, because I would hope that my
husband would protect me, not leave me at the mercy of any ruffian that
fancies his luck with me.

Besides, I would feel unsafe at anytime doing that, but even more so
knowing that I am carrying so much money in my luggage.

I do want you so badly to come to Kete for me, please. I promise you
that whatever Kevin says, I will not leave this spot and I will not let
him have his wicked way with me either.

I am all yours, and I am just waiting here for you and for you alone.
Please come for me and take me home.

@Juan - Can I ask you to do me a favour at this point?
Can you give me some pointers of how to taunt the laddie from Kevin?

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:46 pm

I am off on a business lunch for a few hours and won't be able to chat with loverboy. So jout of courtesy I'll let him know where to find me... Very Happy

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I have to be quick my darling, because Kevin is behaving like a real arse with me at the moment.
Whatever happens today I will wait for you outside of the big house of the Paramount Chief in Kete. Apparently the square in front is frequently used for all kind of meetings, weddings and funerals.
Maybe we could arrange our wedding if you wanted to? I still have your diamond ring in my knickers and they won't be coming off for anyone but you.
The big tree in front of the house is the so-called �Holy tree�.
It is situated in the centre of Kete Krachi at the main street. Everyone in Kete knows exactly where that is and the local bus stops right next to it.

I will wait for you beneath that tree until you come for me, and I will not move one inch. I promise.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:19 pm

Jiullus has had a bellyache of travelling now, and I think he wants to go home.
But who knows? Maybe he might make this one last extention to his Ghana safari... Laughing

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I have told you that i can't come over there and i don't have money to come, if you can send me some money i will be there for you but i don't still believe that you are a love to me cuz your storry alway be the same i may be there and you will tell me orther thing,so if you want me to come send me my transport and i will be there i promise you.
Please get back to me so that i will no what to do to go back to my country.

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I can't send you any money for two very good reasons.
Firstly, its because the �35,000 that I have is in a sealed package,
hidden in my suitcase. I dare not open it because I a frighten that
someone will discover it before you are with me.
Secondly, I don't have a bank account here, so have no idea how I could
send you money, without involving Kevin, which I really doin't want to
do.

As every minute passes by, I am less trusting of his motives for getting
me all alone. He has been coming onto me all day today, and he keeps
touching me and whispering really dirty things about sex in my ear.
He told me that you would not come for me because you don't love me, and that I will soon be in his bed.

Once again, I asked him to take me back to Tamale to be with you, and he said that he would think about it if I gave him oral sex.
I don't trust him and I think that even if I did do that for him he still
would not drive me back to Tamale, but what do you think I should do
about that?

I told him that I am convinced that you love me and will come here to
collect me, if you don't come to Kete then I will be travelling all
alone through the African countryside, carrying my luggage, all of the
money, laptop and your diamond ring.

Are you really sure that you want me to do that..?

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:08 pm

Nice. He has sex, diamond ring, laptop, money and a rival all dangled in front of him in a few paragraphs. If he doesn't travel, a good slap might help, and if it looks like it is over, a hard slap would be perfect!

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:57 am

Give in and go back to Tamale. Ask loverboy to wait.

Kevin has found an old truck, which you bought using some of your cash (hope nobody saw it) and which you can drive back in, and (if it takes over a day because you couldn't leave until evening) there are some mattresses in the truck on which you and Kevin will be able to get your heads down - I mean, get some sleep. Cool

Throw in a pic of Kevin toting your suitcase, as seen before in the thread.....

BTW, Simba, superb work, very perceptive writing in knowing exactly how to tug his chain. You should consider a career in fiction writing.... Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:30 pm

Once again Jiullus has an IP that resolves to Lagos, Nigeria 196.200.119.26 just as it did when he was in Kumasi previously, so I am sure that he really did catch the night bus from Tamale.
That would have been fun I am sure.. Very Happy

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Hi Sarah,
I am in Kumasi now and i will be on my way to my country since you don't care for me i follow the night bus and arrived here today,So i
dont still know your plan if you stll need me i don't know. And if
still need me all you have to do is to send me some money so that i
will come back to tamale to meet you, I hope that i will be Ok?
How was your last night with kevin? i hope it was fine? i still want to read
your mail so that i will know if i will still be going to my country or
not.

Quote:

Don't try and blame me for all this you bastard, all you are interested in is money for a stupid bus fare, you have made absolutely no mention of me and how my situation is here with Kevin.
I told you that he demanded oral sex from me to take me back to Tamale
to be with you, and you totally ignored that.

It was so obvious to me that you would not be bothered if I sucked his
cock, just so long as it didn't inconvenience you.
Infact, it would probably make life easier for you if I did give him
oral sex, but you were not brave enough to actually tell meto do that, so you took the easy way out and said nothing.

Well what I can tell you is this, I am heading back to Accra and from
there I will be flying home to England.

Whether or not you wish to meet me still is entirely up to you, right at
this moment I really don't care because you have betrayed my love.

Quote:

Hi sarah,
Look Sarah don't miss understand me,so can we meet at accra?
and when are you going to Accra? tell me so that i will meet you over there Ok, i dont just like that name kevin he is not a good someone that was why i don't like to see him.
So tell me when you are coming to Accra so that i will meet you there Ok,

Your jiullus
All my love i give to you Please forgive me Ok

I am now in two minds.
On the one hand Jiullus is willing to meet Sarah in Accra, so I could give him the real Kevin's details, but Jiullus has already stated that he doesnt want to meet Kevin. So would this throw a spanner in the works...?

On the other hand, if Sarah were to be left all alone in Kete by Kevin, would Jiullus feel safe enough to travel there to find her..???

Hmmm, would appreciate some input before I reply... Confused

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:35 pm

YAY!

So, is he going to meet at, oh, let's say No. @ Sprintex Road in Accra Ghana? Casa de Kevin?

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:11 pm

Simba, you need to put Kevin in play. This may keep your lad from traveling some more, but... it's going to make him really unhappy, wether he travels or not.

Just my two cents.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:57 pm

Definitely Kevin. Force your lad's hand, he has to personally go find you at Kevin's...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:12 pm

SO Disappointed to come to the end of the thread this afternoon. Great work $imba. I love Safari's!! Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:26 am

Simba,

How about taking a shot at his machismo - suggest he's shying away from meeting you because he's scared of girls, or doesn't really know anything about sex, or is, er, not well-endowed. (Not as well as Kevein, anyway)

Lads love that. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:36 am

Better than that, tell him you think he must be gay.... lads hate that, even gay ones like Joseph Twumasi [email protected]

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:54 am

This morning is day number 14 on the road for Mr Jiullus, and his IP still places him in Kumasi, so clearly he is as undecided about where teh safari should go next as I am... Laughing

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Hi,Sarah,
How are you today? i hope you are fine? if so thanks be to God, I was aspecting your mail so that i will know where you are.You know that i realy love you and is cuz of you i am in Ghana today and i will not like miss you. So forgive and gorget the past Ok,
You know that the Val is coming soon and i will like us to celebrteit together as one here or in my country,what did you think?
I will be very happy to read your mail soon Ok, so that we will make a plan together

WTF does he mean by the Val is coming soon..?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:58 am

Valentine's Day?

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:11 am

^^^Ahhh yes, you are probably right, its Valentine's day...

Well thats 14 days away, I don't think I can keep him wriggling on the hook for another fortnight, but I have made one last attempt to get him to Kete, before I finally return to Accra.

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Yes I am fine thanks. We are still in Kete, and Kevin is still being an
arse, so nothing has changed.
In a perfect world I wish that you would come here and take me back to
my bungalow, and I just don't understand why you wont do that.
We would probably be curled up together in bed tonight, deciding what to
do with the �35,000 that I am hiding in my luggage.

Please wont you change your mind and come here for me. I know that you are frightened of Kevin but I don't think that he would beat you up.
He is just interested in having sex with me and I think with you here he
would just leave us alone.

But I do mean what I said before. I only took this crappy teaching job
to be with you and if you aren't going to collect me then I will go back
home to England.
I miss you so much my heart feels like its turning into dust...
Your Little Princess Sarah xxx

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:47 pm

Still digging his heels in, but Kete looks to be a great safari location so I'd really like to get Jiullus to go there.
Its a pretty long bus ride and then he would have to catch a ferry across Lake Volta, and I have always wanted to have a laddie on water... Laughing

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The problem is all about money i am storge of transport to kete, if not that i will love to be there and take you back to home, but i don't have the complete money to kete.So i don't know how you will feel if i ask you to send me money for my transport.
I realy love you and i need you so don't do bad to me ok My Princese i just want to be with you my honey.
Please thimk about this and get back to me so that i will make a plan to be there for you or you to come and meet me here in Kumasi

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Well surely it doesn't cost that much to take a bus to Kete..!!
You have enough money to have lodged in Kumasi for the past two days and you have enough money to piss about on the internet too.

So I obviously come pretty low on your list of priorities..!!

I find it impossible to believe that you can't borrow $20 from your
friend. Blimey you could even catch a taxi and I could pay the driver
when you arrive in Kete.
But I cannot risk getting a great big bundle of cash from my luggage
without you being with me to take care of me.

Kevin is a pest right now and all he wants is sex with me, imagine how
he would be if he also knew about our secret money and your diamond ring too...
Sooner or later he will discover it, and I dread that happening if you
aren't here.

Look if you promise to come here to Kete for me I will make absolutely
certain that Kevin is nowhere around and I will be waiting here all
alone for you.

I haven't forgotten about teh rendezvous in Accra with Jojobean's laddie.
But I figure if I can get Jiullus back on the safari bus to Kete, by the time he arrives, Kevin will have stolen Sarah's suitcase and will be holed up in Accra........ Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:28 pm

Well this little laddie cried weee, weee, weee all the way home:

Kevin Emailed him, taunted him a bit, made hima good business offer:

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HEY BOYO.
IS TIME DAT DA GUY DO DA BUSINESS OK.

AM TAKING DA WOMON FOR MASELF OK. COS I LOVE SARAH AN WAN HER TO STAY HEAR AT GHANA WIT ME OK.
DA WOMON DID SUCK ON MA DICK AN SHE LOVE IT SOOO

I NOW DAT SHE BRING MANY CLOTHS AND GIFT FOR U. I DONOT CARE ABOUT THIS OK SO U CAN HAVE DA CASE OK BUT I WILL TAKE DA WOMON SARAH OK FOR NOW SHE IS MINE WOMON U LOSE HER OK

LET US BE COOL AND EAT TOGETHER AS BRODAS OK SO U COME TAKE DA CLOTHS AND GO HOME NO PROBLEM
SO HOLLA BACK AN GET IT DONE OK

But it seems as though Mister Jiullus was less than impressed...

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mugu you feel say na your right but God will pay you back.

And the fond farewell to the lovely Sarah...

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TOTO. FUCK YOU GO TO HILL

Oh well..

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:40 pm

"....and up on her Hill, as the sun set, shining golden hues on the land, Sarah looked out over the fields and saw many mugus, typing fruitlessly to their magas, while the clocks ticked at the internet cafe, with their pockets empty, except for used bus ticket stubs, while their ogas looked on, in loud, vocal desperation... and it was good..."

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what a shame this has to end. I was hoping to read more of his travels. Maybe you can have Sarah say that she never did anything and that she managed to get away from Kevin and is on her way to Accra or something.

Or even better, have Kevin say that he is going to bring Sarah's luggage to your lad as a sign of good faith and no hard feelings.

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:02 pm

Great bait, Simba!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:13 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

Better than that, tell him you think he must be gay.... lads hate that, [email protected]

One of mine hit the roof when I suggested he was gay. Laughing

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