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Ima Baeder
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I have two cats but stopped taking pictures of them once I had kids so I don't have any to post. 
You know those crazy cat lover people who have cat nick nacks all over their house? I have a friend like that. She gave me a place mat for under our cat food dishes that says this:
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| The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape. . . that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Even though I'm not a cat person, I don't hate cats. I saved a cat from drowning once. (Took my foot off its head.)
Actually this thread is not about what I thought this thread was about. My mistake: I was thinking of.... what's that other word for "cat" that people sometimes use?  |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:32 am |
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Feline?
Yes, that is a hint not to take that thought further. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:47 am |
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| Yes, that is a hint not to take that thought further. |
Hey, I didn't SAY it, did I? And gitcher mind out of the gutter!
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:24 am |
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Cats make excellent egg rolls. Just make sure that you don't use their tails in the recipe. Cat tail is rather tough and virtually devoid of meat. 
Seriously, though, I'm well on my way to becoming a certified Crazy Cat Lady. Oh, well. I'm 26. Still plenty of time to get married before the crazies really kick in and it's too late. Or so I'm hoping. |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:22 am |
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| Yes, that is a hint not to take that thought further. |
Hey, I didn't SAY it, did I? And gitcher mind out of the gutter!
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What's so bad about "moggy" anyway? |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:33 am |
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Our cat had surgery on Friday. They had to remove 2 toes from each of her front paws.  She's doing well, but looks very pathetic with that cone thing around her head. She's high on morphine right now, and sleeping in the back room. Maybe she won't be so grumpy once she recovers, and doesn't have the constant pain in her feet (or what's left of them). |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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^^^Frost Bite?
We had a six toed cat for a while.
EDIT I just saw that Virginia has a law that is proposed to make stealing a cat a Felony with 5 years in jail. The rationale is that there is a similar law for dog stealing.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:00 pm |
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Is that anything like a catburgler? |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:34 pm |
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You don't have any cute pix on Page 3 yet! 
That must be quickly remedied:
Tikva, the rainbow kitty:
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rootuser
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| Is that anything like a catburgler? |
I think you actually mean catburger, right?
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it? |
I know plenty of women who are dogs. That's the female variety, mind you. |
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