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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@TS, your little ball of demonic fur resembles the resident Garden Tiger:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love cats.


CAT STIR FRY:

You will need:

2 Cloves of Garlic
1 bunch of spring onions
300g mushrooms, halved
2 tbsp Soy sauce
2 tbsp Chinese cooking wine
1 tsp cornflour
1 Cat
Sesame oil
Oyster sauce
Noodles to serve

Cut the cat up into little bits. He may struggle, but persevere.
Mix the bits of cat with the cornflour, soy and cooking wine.
Stir fry the bits of cat on very high heat in a wok until browned. Remove from Wok.
Stir fry the Mushrooms and crushed garlic in a little oil, when done, put the cat back in. Add some Oyster sauce, about 1/3 of a small bottle.
Meanwhile, boil noodles until tender. Drain, and drizzle with some soy and sesame oil.
Finely chop the raw spring onions and sprinkle over the top of the cat.


Show your other cat that this is what happens when they claw at the corners of your nice leather sofa.

Enjoy with a nice glass of chilled Jean Paul Brocard Chablis, 2005, (Sainsburys, 7.99)



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reaper wrote:
PRS Girly Girl wrote:
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein Smile


Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it?


No, that's like saying cats are from Venus, dogs are from Mars

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[quote="Seven of Nine"]@TS, your little ball of demonic fur resembles the resident Garden Tiger:

i`ve just got 2 cats from the shelter. theyre just like this cat. (mum and daughter).

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ The Garden Tiger was an Animal Welfare League foundling just on 6 months ago. Although I think *I* was pwned, and not the cat.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i just need some cats now to try that recipe

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here kitty kitty

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven, that is a beautiful garden tiger you have there. I like its markings.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

remmy223 wrote:
i just need some cats now to try that recipe


It works equally well with cows, birds and pigs. Or Horses if you're French. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have one cat half hymalan half bobcat.. it weight 35 pounds huge fat ball of goo. but I also have 7 chihuahua's and a basset hound,

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

here is my vicious mean evil kitty cat

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don't let the cute pose fool you

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugatu wrote:
It works equally well with cows, birds and pigs. Or Horses if you're French. Wink


i like to stick to the authenticity of the original recipe.classics are never
messed with

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Please note that cat lovers will probably not get this one as their inferior animals cannot be trained.
Tell that to my kitty when I take her for a walk. On a leash. And she enjoys it Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I trained my cat to fetch balls made of aluminium foil.

Then, when I got married, the step-cats convinced her that cats don't do that.

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Reaper wrote:
PRS Girly Girl wrote:
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein Smile


Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it?


You got the second part correct, but mixed up. It should read "...all males are dogs..." Very Happy Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PRS Girly Girl wrote:
Reaper wrote:
PRS Girly Girl wrote:
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein Smile


Thats kinda like saying all cats are female and all dogs are male isn't it?


You got the second part correct, but mixed up. It should read "...all males are dogs..." Very Happy Wink


So by your logical all women are bitc.... no no cant say it, too much of a gentleman
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Please stop hurting the quote button, folks.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd wrote:
I trained my cat to fetch balls made of aluminium foil.


What . . . you mean your old crumpled up tin foil hats?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@TheGreatOok - Your cat looks just like my sister's cat, Homer


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And here's my cat (I borrowed her name for my username here):

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My cousin has a maine coon. I would post the picture but even if i shrunk it, it would still be too big. THEY ARE MASSIVE

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd wrote:
I trained my cat to fetch balls made of aluminium foil. ...


How prudent! You have them bring their own foil for broiling.

Have you trained them to preheat the oven too? Wink
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^^That lack of thumbs thing would get in the way.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TheGreatOok wrote:
here is my vicious mean evil kitty cat

don't let the cute pose fool you


You know, your cat is just like my cat Deja, who is also evil. Is there a wicked gene in tuxedo cats?

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^^ I don't think so. One of ours was one of those and he was a sweety. Shy, but sweet.

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