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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I have to celebrate something sometime Razz

I would like everyone who postwhores in my thread to have FEWER posts than me, so I don't feel inadequate. That means you Reaper and Otterfan! And... pilgrim, the great one, eliza...

Wait, there's no one left to post telling me how awesome I am! Crying or Very sad

Hurray for an almost arbitrary number of posts! I can finally use this smily!

happy crowd Post #419

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EDIT:
Curses! I knew there was something off when I started writing this. Now I know the frustration of a thousand mugus! (I like to believe I can think on a higher level than they can.) I hereby self-suspend myself by myself for the rest of the day.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<strike>Well done on reaching an arbitrarily significant number of posts! Yay!

Here's to 419 more!</strike>

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now your problem is that as soon as you reply you will no longer have 419 posts yourself and therefore make yourself inelligable to post.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well it has been nice seeing you post JXD, since you can longer post, I guess have fun reading. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yep, no more posting for you...Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You could just edit your existing posts for any future replies. It'll confuse everyone immensely, but it means you keep to your word.

EDIT: Actually, no, that's not even necessary, I've just realized. You can reply as normal in this thread, and you will not have more posts than you currently have. It is, as they say, logically impossible.

Oh, and I'm not posting this message, so that's okay.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, I should make post now and just get it over with and let my fellow north Americans get all the 420 jokes out of their system. Rolling Eyes

Plus, it's the only time I can say farewell to 419 forever! Gone for good!

Can you imagine that? An internet without fraud? Such a nicer place, but also boring.

Even so, I'd take boring over loosing my life savings.

</somber>

Since this is MY party(postwhore) thread, I hereby declare the topic of discussion to be:

Friedman's Permanent Income Hypothesis
or
Prove that movement does not exist

Feel free to ignore these rules.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have less posts than you, so I can post to my heart's content.

Oh, er, congrats on having an almost arbitrary number of post.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've posted so many times since I showed up here all of a few weeks ago that my counter rolled over! *Grins*

Congrats on being a post addict. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<-----(shaking head in disbealf) now



EDIT: OOPS I didnt finish what i was typing and now i dont remember what i was going to say... im a dumba$$.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't congratulate you, because I'm not allowed to post here Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jxd,

I had a thought *gasp*, if you have one of the kind and loving mods delete this thread, you then can be back to the number of posts that would allow you to post in this thread. Then you could change your <strike>dumb</strike> arbitrary rule about who can post in your thread, thereby allowing yourself to post in this thread again, once you start this thread all over again. Kind of a wash - wash of threads.

I think that would work... Shocked

420, what is all of the hype about 420?

I am sorry that I posted here and made you feel inadaquate... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<strike>Congratulations, good luck on ever catching up.</strike>

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry Para, I'm sure the mods will clean up this mess soon enough. As for the meaning of 420, if I remember right it's some sort of drug reference here in the US. I can't keep track of these things anymore. Confused

I feel really, really stupid today for some reason. Does that ever happen to anyone? There's no specific reason, I just feel dumb.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:
... if you have one of the kind and loving mods delete this thread ...


Fat chance. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That's right, no kind loving mods here!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gosh and Golly Gee JXD, it isn't nice to not tell people what 420 is about did you notice my name? I forget how I got the name, but it seems to fit…

@ KD You are one of the nice mods…

Oh, wait, you meant that the thread won’t get deleted!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@jxd .......

Glad to see your love of posting has not interfered with your baiting.

Anyone who paraphrases Drew CAREY (NOT Cary, jxd) is. I'm sure, right on top of the lads Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Told you I was feeling dumb today. It must be because my lads aren't emailing me.

Anyway, right. The posts don't matter. Like Britney Spears in rehab, like vows at a celebrity wedding, like spy satellites over Canada, or like a degree in philosophy.

Laughing

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