Jojobean Completes Peresephone's Triathlon Challenge

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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:17 pm

Okay, Persephone challenged me some months ago, with rewards of a shiny Eater name, to see if I could get a video of a lad in a triathlon:

Persephone sez:

Quote:

Yeah, thought that would be an appropriate challenge for you. No way in hell I could ever get a lad to do so, but I have faith in all things called Jojo. If you can pull that one off, shiny orange name on me

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=104879&highlight=triathlon

Well, here it is. Kevin Williams Tony is at it again. What a complete tool. I must warn you, this video is very poor quality. It was obviously shot on some crappy cell phone camera. The only really good part is at the beginning of the video where he shows off his tattoos and thanks Mike Hock and Mike Hunt for all they have done. You�ll see Kevin look like a complete idiot just running up and down the beach to complete the running portion of the triathlon. Then, you�ll see him do some swimming in the ocean to complete the swimming part. At the end of the first video he does some great little dance moves.

Part 2 has some added bonus material of Kevin showing off his mad soccer skillz. I�m no soccer player, but he doesn�t look all that good to me. Most of this video is complete rubbish.

Part 3 has his final task- the bike ride. He is not exactly Lance Armstrong, but he did it. Again, not much exciting here until the last few minutes. He does a nice little recap at the end, thanking everyone.

So, for any of you downloading this video- you have been warned- it is TERRIBLY boring. They total about 20 or 30 minutes, which is surprising because I only asked for 10 minutes. I can�t say that I am exactly HAPPY with this video, because it is such poor quality and really boring. But he did waste some time and resources. And, he has just been with me so long, a video is about the only thing he had left to do- other than get himself arrested. For some reason, I just cannot get him arrested despite sending him to the Makola branch 10+ times.

Shiver kindly uploaded the first part of it to Youtube for me�

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm3pPB6zp6A

Here is the rest.

Part 1 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5Q3HBX7H (this is the same as the Youtube video)
Part 2 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G6BODSFG
Part 3 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SDAR5612

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:20 pm

I saw the Youtube one earlier today, and was thinking "WTF?".. Now it all makes sense. Great job! Congrats on the shiny name Smile

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:24 pm

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Fantastic stuff!!! clapping

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:30 pm

Well if nothing else he can look forward to a career in competitive wading.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Awesome JoJo!! Thumbs up

Now if you can only get him to do the JoJo Triathalon -- the first leg is to run to the commercial bus stop. Second leg, get on the commercial bus and find a seat. Third leg ... well, by now you know. Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Nice work jojo!

Was he going his fastest? I'm not sure. Tell him to race a couple people so you can view his effort by seeing how he does against others.

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:23 pm

Jojo - You know that any good Triathlon ends with a bull fight, don't you? Tell the mugu he needs to finish it up properly.

Bruin

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:25 pm

Bravo!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:55 pm

BRUIN wrote:

Jojo - You know that any good Triathlon ends with a bull fight, don't you? Tell the mugu he needs to finish it up properly.

You almost made me swallow my gum. How could I forget about the bull fight?

Western Union · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:46 pm

Funny funny stuff

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:47 pm

I am absolutely flabbergasted....!!!!

Incredible baiting JoJo... Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:40 pm

Amazing. I am in awe. I've been trying for months to get one lousy video so I know how hard this is. Congrats.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:07 am

First off nicely done Jojo

Second when did standing in the ocean and getting hit by waves become part of a triathlon

Third what the hell was he doing at the end of that video (I only watched the youtube one)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:18 am

@JoJo Great videos! I can see that all your loving care of your pet has finally paid off for you. I hope Persephone is pleased with this result. Welcome to the Orange Glow Club! It definitely looks good on you. Very Happy

@ The Great Ook - I think he was drying himself off after he completed the splashing around competition.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:28 am

@JoJo
STRONG WORK!
Too bad the sharks didn't participate in their section of the triathlon...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Excellent baiting JoJo Laughing

, I could only watch the YouTube video, none of the other will play for me after downloading, probably because of the .rm file type Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:11 am

Next step are the Lad Olympics 2008...

That's a really great and impressive job Jojo!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:12 am

Excellent Jojo.
What else are you going to do with this mugu

I just wanted to know about his training.

Did he use a chicken to train ? Rocky used one to improve his moves in the ring Laughing

Tell him that soccer players chase chickens to improve their skills.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:16 am

HAHAHAHAHAAHA! I love what you have done!! Congrats on the orange name!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:35 am

The MASTER�s work!!! (I am thy humble servant.) bow_down

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:15 pm

Thanks for the kinds words everyone. To view the other three videos you will need Real Player which can be downloaded for free. But, as I said, they are not extremely exciting.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:25 pm

Nice work jojo! although Kevin forgot that the official uniform for triathlons is a one piece banana hammock Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:41 pm

Awesome!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:06 pm

Great work, Jojo! Very Happy

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