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419weasel
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How long has it been since there was a lad limerick thread? It's been a while. So, I will start with this one:

There was was a lad from Uromi
Who's Oga was saying "You owe me"
He sent out some emails
A he got back 3 mails
From someone named "Heywood J Blowme!"


/runs and hides from the mods. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And then there's the lad in Nkongsambar
Who said he was dying of cancer
When asked 'bout the pain, he said: Can't complain,
now send me that c**k-suckng transfer!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There once was a lad named Hendrick
Who really was some kind of a prick.
He jumped in a car
And drove very far
But came home with only his dipstick.

*hides with Weasel.... Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, I'll give it a go:

There once was a lad who cried, "Please
Send cash via WU; do not tease."
He joined a strange church
And got left in the lurch
With tattoos on both of his knees.

I think we need a mugu haiku thread next

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There once was a mugu from Natucket

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I'd take up my own haiku challenge, but the best I could do came out sad. I think it's something to do with the form.

Sorry if this brings the thread down:

Fake lottery win
Email called for cash transfer
Tears still fall softly

Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There once was a baiter named Weasel,
who prepared her mails on an easel.
When they said: "UPS?",
she said: "how did you guess?",
and sped away in her Diesel.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They went on a 5imba 5afari
Hoping to eat calamari
Down on their luck
Well and truly fucked
Stranded, broke and sorry

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Lad stood on the burning deck picking his nose like fury,
He rolled them into little balls and flicked them at the jury

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There was a young Lad from the Cape who was F ING a barbary ape
The ape said you fool
You have a square tool
And your f****ng my arse out of shape

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There was a young lad from Lagos
Whose Oga considered a dead loss
He'd swallowed a bait
By a team of about eight
And ended up stranded on Kos

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A scam lad bought a hyena
Thinking it'd make him look meaner
But the internet snap
Of his painted "old chap"
Showed he was only a dreamer

(and on that note, to quote another poster elsewhere, "I'll get me coat....")

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