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 Lads are like bacteria...

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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So I was reading about how slapping lads can just lead to bigger, badder lads, and the situation felt kinda familiar. Then hit my bio-major brain- it sounds just like the way textbooks describe natural selection. You know, "You give antibiotics to ten bacteria. Nine die. Bacteria #10 survives, reproduces, and suddenly you've got a whole lot of drug-resistant bugs on your hands".

(Okay, maybe you don't know. But then again, you're probably not a science geek who reads biology textbooks for fun).

Shortly after this insight dawned, it occured to me that scammers have a lot of other things in common with bacteria, too.


~Both can cause much pain, suffering, and loss of money.

~Both are freeloading parasites. (No, wait, that's unfair; many bacteria are useful and beneficial).

~Bacteria are unicellular; lads frequently appear to be unibraincellular.

~There are millions of them out there.

~Escherichia Coli sounds like the name of a scammer.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh how'd I'd love to spray all of my lads with a heavy dose of Glen 20 Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ChainYanker wrote:
~Escherichia Coli sounds like the name of a scammer.


Yeah, I could see some lad named that coming through my inbox some day.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why don't you bait with that name? Then some lad will think it's a normal name, and might use it for his scammer character! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Why not, I'll give it a shot. Very Happy

Let's see how Escherichia Coli, or as my new frends call me, E Coli does.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing

I don't suppose Mr. Coli happens to know Sal Monella?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Know? They got married early last year, and the just had a baby called Anthrax.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads are like bacteria... I guess that makes us like Domestos. Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Mr. Green and wokabo- I've already been baiting several lads as Ann Thracks and Sal Monella. But you're welcome to use them.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've always thought Borrelia and Shigella sound like little old lady names.
Candida sounds like a bit of a floosie.
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