Mass bait: You have to clear yourself from this mess

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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:17 pm

Oh no! One of my baiting characters is in BIG trouble!

Quote:

It might interest you to know that you are in,the federal government of Nigeria warned all the foreigners to stop aiding Nigerians to move money out of the country but you worked with this impostors,we found your name and all your information in so many fake documents,so you are in.

You have to clear yourself from this mess before anything happen like Jail,we have notified all our affiliates,CIA,FBI and the New Scotland Yard,we have passed all your informations across to them,they are waiting for our go ahead order that is if you refuse to co-operate with us,as soon as you get yourself out of this mess we are going to put you through to right channel that will transfer your money,you will have to come down here.

We need your urgent attention.

Regards.

Efcc
ECONOMIC AND FINANCE CRIME COMMISSION
[email protected]

I would highly suggest that as many people as possible check with the Efcc to see if they are in trouble with the CIA, FBI and the New Scotland Yard too. Shocked

This is the funniest intro script I've gotten from a lad in a long time. I wonder which one of my lad's sent me this one. Laughing

I thought some of you guys might have fun with this one too.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:27 pm

I wonder how a Lad will handle a sick and infirm victim trying desperately to get to visit him with a chamber pot full of money. Very Happy

One deranged baiter coming his way. Evil or Very Mad

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Worf wrote:

We need your urgent attention.

Email sent. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:41 pm

As an American can someone tell me is the New Scotland Yard like New York? I.E. it is here in the US and just named after the one in "the old country"? Because I am scared of the Scotland Yard in the UK, but if New Scotland Yard is anything like some of the "new" stuff we have here in the US, then meh....

Anyway, I am in as I am sure the lad can explain all of that to me.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:18 pm

^ I'm not sure, but this looks serious. I think we're going to need to get ourselves a barrister!

Quote:

For you to be out of this mess you got yourself into,you have to come down here to settle it with the government in court.

So we have made everything clear to you,you are involved in a fraud,get it clear now,we are running out of patience.

Let us know when you are coming down here, if you can not come, you get the service of an attorney here to stand on your behalf.

Looking forward to your quick response.

Economic and Finance Crime Commission

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:24 pm

rev haywood has sent his condemnation

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:33 pm

Worf;

They want me to come down there too! I am not sure where that is, but maybe we can get a group rate on the air fare? I suspect we will have more people that need to go where ever that is.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:43 pm

I got the same mail - the lazy sod, but he did give his phone number and it comes up as a mobile phone in Nigeria.

I'll give him a ring Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:45 pm

@The man - I considered telling him I'd go down there, but I really want to meet the barrister they will eventually set me up with Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:50 pm

Worf:

I figure making plans to go down there and not being able to make it will waste some time. Eventually I'll agree to get a barrister. Then we will see how many I can fire Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:57 pm

Too funny!
As it just so happens, I have a character who was recently scammed by a Nigerian Advance Fee Fraudstar!
I wonder if he throws himself on the mercy of the efcc@yahoo, will they help him get his money back?

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:30 pm

Letter sent, hope to give this mugu some pain.

I like the new approach by the mugu.
Thanks for posting his address.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:15 am

Uh oh, I'm really in deep sh*t! Shocked

Quote:

For you to be out of this mess you got yourself
into,you have to come down here to settle it with
the government in court.

So we have made everything clear to you,you are
involved in a fraud,get it clear now,we are running
out of patience.

Let us know when you are coming down here, if you
can not come, we can get the service of an attorney
here to stand on your behalf.

(my bold)
This guy reminds me of the "British High Commissioner" compensation scam from last summer. Arrogant SOB!

Quote:

No I dont want no problem. tell me where i need to come to settle problem. address and when do I have to be there?
I live in Virginia United State.

Guess I'd better get to Court!

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:22 am

^^^^ i just received the same letter. Looks like the mugu has a script to follow. Sounds like a hitman modality. I wonder how much $$$ it will take to get out of this mess Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:30 am

I like this approach...dirty and menacing...Pr1nz feels guilty anyway...emailed him.

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

I need my name clear by March. It just so happens I have reservations at a safari camp in that region Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:04 am

Oh thank goodness, I already have a lawyer:

Quote:

David Howell Evans

Thanks for your mail,we have talked to barrister Barry Moore,he is a SAN (Senior Advocate Of Nigeria) he will work for.

Here is his contact to reach him immediatelly

Barry Moore
Email: [email protected]

Email us back once you reach him,you have to be fast because time is not on our side the federal government is waiting for our update in your case.

Waiting.

Efcc

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:09 am

Worf:

I have the same lawyer! Think we can get a discount on the fees? I am still thinking of going down there for this..... I have never been to Nigeria!

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

Wow, I mailed them an hour aga and recieved the same letter. I wonder if I will get the same lawyer?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:12 am

I sent a reply to the mugu and got a response

Quote:

Dear sir:

I don't want to be in any kind of trouble with your government. I have enough problems of my own
with the Mexican Government. I did not appreciate your crime commission informing the Mexican Government of this.

I am making arrangements with my boss so I can go and take care of this.
Please, tell me where I have to be and how much money I have to take to clear this
issue.

Please write a letter to the Mexican Goverment and tell them that I will be taking
care of this.

Please send me all the information I need to make the proper arrangements to be in your country by next week.

His reply

Quote:

Thanks for your mail,we have sent a message to Mexican government,if you can not come down here,we have talked to barrister Barry Moore,he is a SAN (Senior Advocate Of Nigeria) he will work for.

Here is his contact to reach him immediatelly

Barry Moore
Email: [email protected]

Email us back once you reach him,you have to be fast because time is not on our side the federal government is waiting for our update in your case.

Waiting.

Efcc

I just love how fast they contacted the Mexican government Laughing

Wait until the Mexican Federales make contact with the mugu. Cool

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

Well, it appears he didn't get off script.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:37 am

Worf, what is the original subject of the email, and did it come from the same email addie as in the text?

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:55 am

I got the same mail, but the reverend haywood is pleading innocence, he would never break the 9 commandments Wink

besides I am far too busy counting the �60,000 all the parishoners have collected for the new church roof to come down to nigeria (mmm juicy carrot)

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:53 am

haha, i'm getting special treatment for being a man of God

Reverend Issac Hunt

We are not doubting you beign man God,how did you get yourself involved with fraudsters,that is the question you have not answer,because all your information were used in a federal government documents,we are just taking thing lightlly with you because you are man of God but if you fail to follow our instruction then you are looking for our trouble.

You know its very bad for a man of God to be linked with fraud,so if you follow our instruction we will protect your interest.

Act fast because we are running out of patience.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:59 am

I have replied back and told him I already have a barrister in Lagos due to the church's regional work there, his name is Ugum Diputs (lets hope he never reads that name backwards )

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