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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I gather from recent posts that y'all are sick and tired of cat threads.

This is not a cat thread.

This is, however, a puss thread- a playpus thread. So here goes:

This is my new baby platypus, Fluffy. Isn't he so cute? Here's Fluffy from another angle (sorry the picture's not so good- he's very camera shy).

All my life, I've thought of myself as more of a wombat person. I'd always heard that platypuses were unfriendly and hard to train. Plus, my mom is allergic.

But then, this little platypus turned up on my doorstep a few weeks ago. Young, rail-thin, no mother in sight. So naturally I gave him some food. I mean, I'm not heartless. Then he kept coming around, and, well... my little boy just got his clean bill of health from the vet this Thursday. Very Happy Fluffy's such a sweetie. (And here's another pic. This is the last one, I promise you).

I love my platypus. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ChainYanker wrote:
y'all are sick and tired of cat threads.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ChainYanker wrote:
... This is not a cat thread. ...


What a shame.

I love cats.

With rice, with noodles, but especially with couscous and sweet Chinese sauce.

Yummy!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was fully prepared to look at the pictures of the platypus and see, well, pictures of your cat.

Then I was going to feel all baited and taken advantage of, and wail and gnash my teeth, and then lock this thread.

I had that all worked out, and you went and ruined it.

Dang you!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Platypus eh? I reckon someone's getting baited here. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope you two have a long and happy life together, did you hear about the platypus that went and bought some lipstick? the makeup counter ladie asked if it was going to pay cash, the platypus sez...... "no, put it on my bill" Laughing
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packman, there is a christmas cracker joke writers job out there with your name on it Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd wrote:
I was fully prepared to look at the pictures of the platypus and see, well, pictures of your cat.

Then I was going to feel all baited and taken advantage of, and wail and gnash my teeth, and then lock this thread.

I had that all worked out, and you went and ruined it.

Dang you!

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I am shocked, shocked that you suspected me of being less than truthful. I mean, I realize that this is a British message board, but I thought the one thing people knew about America was that we have tons of platypi here.

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How do you turn a platypus into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What an odd animal.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I mean, I realize that this is a British message board, but I thought the one thing people knew about America was that we have tons of platypi here.


Ah, well, there's the rub. I didn't realize you were American, too.

I have a few Platypi in my backyard. They frolic with the mongeese.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well if the plural of octopus is octopi (or octopode), then shouldn't the plural of platypus be platypi?
I also have a few meese living in my house.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you want to know their circumference, dont forget: platypi are square.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm ok with 'platypi', simply because it sounds cool. Generally, I think, the plural is either 'platypuses' or 'platypus'.

The correct plural of mongoose is mongooses, but I like mongeese better.

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@KD you owe me a new keyboard for that one. OMG I am rolling!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can vaguely remember seeing something on Animal Planet that these things have venom..
so please be carefull with fluffy..

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^^^Yes, they are the only venomous mammal in the U.S.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My kid would like to add to this thread:

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A platypus has nails and when it goes into your skin, it injects venom. If you live down under in Australia, they dig burrows . The holes lead under water and then up to the ground. It would be fun to have them in your back yard so you could hide down in the grass with a shotgun and target practice.
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Now the ED response to that: Ummmm Ok - I have no idea if my kid is BSing us or if he's telling the truth. LOL I asked him if they are good to eat - he says he doesn't care - he'd like to go hunting for platypus as they may be quick and a good challenge to shoot - who would need skeet shooting if you could practice on some platypus in your back yard.

LOL - - I think my kid will one day be a good member of this baiting community with his sick sense of humor.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:


Now the ED response to that: Ummmm Ok - I have no idea if my kid is BSing us or if he's telling the truth.


About the poison, or about the backyard sniping?

Platys are poisonous- IIRC they're the only poisonous mammals.
However, they're not very good for target practice- I'd recommend wallabies for that purpose.

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I'd suggest mimes.

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^^
Yes, then you won't even need real bullets to shoot them down..you can just use the invisible kind

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ChainYanker wrote:
... Platys are ... the only poisonous mammals. ...


Huh? I thought ex-girlfriends were mammals too.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Hey! I'm an ex-girlfriend Evil or Very MadWink (but not one of KD's).

Do mimes scream when you shoot them? If a mime falls in a forest with no one to hear it, then does it make a sound?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle's kid wrote:

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A platypus has nails and when it goes into your skin, it injects venom. If you live down under in Australia, they dig burrows . The holes lead under water and then up to the ground. It would be fun to have them in your back yard so you could hide down in the grass with a shotgun and target practice.
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