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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi! This is my first post on the board and I must announce my love for this site! I love it! As soon as I am able, I would love to become official and become a premium member...but I have to take it step by step....I have not, after all, even done a 419 scam yet! But I shall! One day!

So I have started out small with the animal scams as to slowly build to the more scammy scammers...very technical phrase I know. As most of you know sometimes a scammer will offer, as to seem more legit, to have you pay the airport directly for the shipment of your new precious pet. They use such places as airportemail.com, a free account for anyone, to appear to be an airport ready to set up payment. I found one such email address and went to town! Here is my first email to Customer Service at [email protected] :

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I am needing to ship a puppy from Ireland to Missouri...can you quote me a price? He is 300 pounds and a very angry dog. He has all of his shots and I need him to be with me as soon as possible.
Please write back asap!


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CUSTOMER SERVICE 2
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT

DEAR SIR/MADAM,
BEFORE TELLING YOU ABOUT THE SHIPPING FEE OF A 300POUNDS PUPPY,WE SHALL FIRST OF ALL LIKE TO ASK YOU THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?
HAVE YOU EVER SHIPPED A PUPPY?
ARE YOU WANTING TO SHIP JUST ONE PUPPY?
ARE YOU READY TO FOLLOW THE STEPS IN SHIPPING A PUPPY?

JUST ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS AS WE SHALL REALLY LIKE TO HAVE YOUR ANSWERS ON THEM. A 300 POUNDS PUPPY WILL COST YOU $280.00 FOR THE SHIPMENT.

WE JUST WAIT UNTO READING A MAIL FROM YOU,
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


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That price seems fair...BUT I would like to know what you do for the comfort of
the dog for the trip. I know he is a very angry dog, but he needs to have the
best care. What do you feed him on the trip? How long is it? What kind of
pillows will he have?


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WELL,THAT IS THE NORMAL FEE THAT IS ALWAYS CHARGED FOR A PUPPY TRAVELING AT THAT WEIGHT AND DISTANCE.THE PUPPY SHALL BE TRAVELING IN AN AIR CONDITIONED CRATE AND SHALL BE IN THE AIR FOR ABOUT 6 TO 7 HOURS.THE PUPPY SHALL HAVE A SPECIAL PET CARE TAKER IN THE PLANE WHO IS GOING TO GUIDE AND ENTERTAIN/COMFORT THE PUPPY UNTIL THEY ARRIVE.THE PUPPY IS BEEN FED WITH MILK AND OTHER HEALTHY PUPPY FOOD AS THAT IS WELL TAKEN OF BY THE AIRPORT'S FOOD/FEEDING DEPARTMENT. SO YOU JUST HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT SHIPPING YOUR PUPPY THROUGH OUR AGENCY,

THANKS
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


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I wonder if I could correspond with the person who will be taking care of him? There is a very special diet he has to have because he is a show dog. His name is Tearya (for Tear ya To Bits.)I am located in England and would have a friend drop him off at the Dublin Airport if possible. Also, you do not respond very quickly and that is NOT very good customer service!


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DEAR SIR/MADAM,
WE ARE JUST SORRY FOR ALL THESE,BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
WE HAVE OUR ONLINE AND OFFLINE TIMES.SO YOU MUST ALWAYS TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. TO BE ON YOUR COMPUTET AT THESE TIMES OK.OUR ONLINE TIMES ARE:10:00AM TO 1:00PM AND:5:00PM TO 830:PM OK.BUT I TRIED TO FIND OUT FROM THE PET CARE TAKER HIMSELF AND HE GAVE ME SOME BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE PUPPY FOOD.BELOW IS THE DESCRIPTION;
PUPPY FOOD DESCRIPTIONS
* The bulk of a puppy's diet should consist of raw meaty bones
* All or most of the rest of their food should also be raw
* Puppies should always be kept a little hungry
* They should never grow at their maximum growth rate
* They should be kept slim, lean and hard. Not roly poly, fat, young puppies
* Puppies should learn to eat everything
The vast majority of the food eaten by the modern dog is composed of cooked
grain as the most fundamental and major component of the diet. Another dramatic
and biologically unacceptable change. Dogs have never in their evolutionary
history eaten cooked grain. The results on health are devastating.
Meat meal and rendered fat come next...
The cooked grain is teamed up with meat meal (with its damaged protein) and
rendered fat. It is not uncommon to use rendered fat from domestic animals in
pet food - and there are reports that this is happening - together with flea
collars and other dangerous chemicals such as the euthanasia solution in some of
these deceased and rendered pets.
Aside from the dangerous chemicals it contains, that rendered fat contrasts
strongly with the healthy fat so full of essential fatty acids that our dog's
ancestors ate. These heat destroyed components are biologically unacceptable.
They do not support healthy growth. They do not support a healthy life or
contribute to a healthy old age. The meat meal bears very little relationship to
the healthy raw meat eaten by a wild dog.
Now add the chemicals...
Add loads of refined sugar, loads of salt, chemical colorings - dyes, to make
the product look like something it is not. Add artificial chemical flavorings to
make it taste like something it is not. Add flavor enhancers to make sure the
animal eats something it ought not to. Add chemical antioxidants (known
carcinogens) to ensure the product does not become obviously rancid.
Now add the legally required nutrients...
These are the currently known to be essential vitamins and minerals. The legal
constraints on commercial pet foods do not require them to include vitally
important biologically essential antioxidants and anti-degeneration factors
present only in whole raw food. As a result, these products do not contain many
of the essential factors we do know about such as enzymes, nor do they contain
many of the essential factors we don't yet know about, the ones yet to be
discovered and only present in whole raw natural foods.
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


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Now for my second and third question:
Will Tearya be able to get out an exercise on the flight? It is a very long
flight and he needs to be able to stretch his long legs. He is a gigantic dog,
since he is 300 pounds and is very vicious like I have mentioned early (but he
has all of his shots so don't worry about getting bit.)
He is a guard dog and has to keep up on his guard dog abilities. Would it be
possible for someone on the flight with him to dress up as a thief (all in
black, with a ski mask or face mask, gloves) and run by him? Thus he could give
chase and make sure not to forgot how to be a guard dog. It is very important
that he not forget and I am willing to pay extra for this event to happen, any
fee. When he tackles the man or woman dressed as a thief to the ground you will
have to have a leg of lamb ready to bribe him to get off of the person. It works
everytime, usually.

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ASAP! He has a championship coming up in the state and he
cannot be late!!
Thank you


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WHEN I SAY THAT THERE IS A PRIVATE PET CARE TAKER IN THE PLANE,I MEAN THAT HE HAS THE RIGHT AND HAS CAN BE COMMANDED AT ANY TIME TO PERFORM WHAT THE RECEIVER OR TRANSPORTER OF THE PUPPY DESIRES OK. SO I SHALL JUST COMMAND HIM TO PERFORM ALL THE EXERCISE YOU WANT(ACTING LIKE THE MASKED THIEF) AND DOING A LITTLE BIT OF SPORTS RIGHT. I SHALL JUST MAKE HIM TO THAT,BUT YOU SHOULD BE READY TO PAY AN ADDITIONAL FEE OF $80 FOR ALL THAT,MEANING THAT YOU TOTAL AMOUNT WILL BE $360 WITH THE
SHIPPING.

EVERY THING IS SET,AND WE JUST WAIT UPON YOUR PAYMENT OK,
THANKS,AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


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This is all fine but before I pay I still need you to respond to the questions
I have already asked: Will you provide the leg of lamb to get the dog off of
the trainer? Or will I be expected to bring that?

Also, I need you assurance that if someone gets horribly horribly mamed and
injured because of Tearya, that your airport will NOT sue me. Please send your
final answers and then the payment arrangements will need to be made. Thank
you.


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WE SHALL PROVIDE THE LEG OF LAMB TO GET THE DOG OFF THE TRAINER OK.YOU WOULD NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE OUR SERVICES ARE SELF ASSURED.SO IF ANY ONE IS INJURED ALL IS LEFT UNDER OUR RESPONSIBILITY AS WE HAVE CAUTIONED THE PET CARE TAKER ENOUGH TO BE WITH THE DOG OK.
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


Everything had gone so smoothly! They were working with me so kindly and efficiently! I had to throw something into the works. I had to admit, that I was lying...shame on me.

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Okay, I have a confession to make. I am so sorry and I hope you will forgive me.
I was hoping that when I was going to drop my "dog" off I would be able to dress
Tearya up as a dog. When infact Tearya is actually a HUGE lizard. He is actually
small dinosaur that I am trying to get shipped to MI and then to Chicago to the
museum of Science so they can analyze and see if he truly is the last dinosaur
alive. This is a big secret and I could not knowingly let him on the plane
without confessing this to you. He MUST be kept safe and the importance of this
mission must be recognized in order for him to fly with you. I want some of my
own Secret Service Men to be able to fly secretly on the plane as well. He will
still be dressed like a dog as to protect his safety. Many people want to get
their hands on him since he is worth so much. PLEASE let me know how you feel
about all of this. I will pay you for your silence on the matter $2500.00.

Thank you.


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i just knew you were not all that truthful because you are located in the
states,but you tried to lie to me that you are in England.i was just expect to
hear a 'sorry' from you at one moment.
all you are asking me to do about the dinosaur is a very big risk to me as a
shipping manager,but i shall just try to see what i can do about it ok.
i shall try to ship the dinosaur to you.i shall just follow all the steps you
have asked me to do like disguising him like a dog.your men would be also aloud
to fly with him,but how many of them?
i shall do all these if only you shall add the money to $3000.00 ok.expecting
you back,
Thanks,
Regards.


My offer of $2500.00 was not enough! How greedy Mr. Manager!

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Listen, I confessed what I was not truthful about. I am not located in the
states presently! I do infact live in the stated but we never spoke about my
living arrangements. I am very upset that you would say that I was bring
untruthful about my location! That is not for you to judge as an airport! We
need to have this resolved before we go any further.


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WELL,SORRY ABOUT THAT.I JUST THOUGHT I READ A MAIL FROM YOU SAYING THAT YOU WERE IN ENGLAND OK. BUT IF YOU ARE IN THE STATES,THEN THERE IS JUST NO PROBLEM ABOUT IT.SO WE CAN PUSH THROUGH WITH THE ARRANGEMENTS,BUT LIKE I SAID,IF ONLY YOU WILL ACCEPT TO SEND THE $3000.00 OK.EXPECTING YOU BACK,
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


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Because of your lack of communication and your accusation that I am lying and
actually writing you from the states and NOT from my current location in
England, I am being forced to look in a different direction as far as
transportation. I thought since you were smaller you would see to the needs of
your customers more swiftly but I can see I was mistaken. Good luck running
your business in such a manner.


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i just told you that from the time intervals that i get from your mails,i
thought that you were located in the states and that is why i had to say so.it
was just a question and you cannot take it this serious ok.
well,if you are wanting to look for another side to ship your dinausor,then
fair well. but if only the shipping manager of that company will accept all your
requirements ok. i just think that you are also getting me crazy right.expecting you,
Thanks,
Regards.


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Hello,

I was not at all trying to make you crazy. I promise. This is a very serious
matter and I feel that YOU have taken me serious. Not many people would work
with me in this situation which is why I was sorry that you questioned me. But
that is behind us now.

I would like to know the total cost and then how you would like me to pay. Do
you take a credit card over the phone? Do you have a website that I could pay
at?

Please let me know.


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IT WAS JUST NO PROBLEM WITH ME.THE THING IS THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO
TAKE IT SO SERIOUS OK.BUT AS YOU SAID,ALL THAT IS JUST BEHIND US NOW.SO WE CAN
CARRY ON WITH THE ARRANGEMENTS.I SHALL STILL WANT TO PROMISE YOU THAT EVERYTHING
WILL BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF AS FAR AS THE PROCEDURES AND SECRETS YOU TOLD ME IN
SHIPPING THE DINOSAUR.
WE HAD AGREED THAT YOU ARE TO PAY ME $3000.00 ON THIS.YOU OFFERED ME $2500.00
BUT I PROPOSED $3000.00 BECAUSE OF ALL I SHALL GO THROUGH AND THE MANY PEOPLE
THAT I SHALL PAY TO TAKE PART IN THIS SECRET TRANSACTION.BUT YOU WOULD JUST HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE FIRST I AM DOING.
I HAD SHIPPED TO A LADY IN AUSTRALIA A WILD GORILLA SECRETLY TOO.SO YOU CAN
COUNT ON ME AGAIN OK.
ABOUT HOW YOU CAN MAKE THE PAYMENT,I WOULD LIKE THAT YOU USE ONE OF MY TRANSFER
ACCOUNT INFORMATION EITHER THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM TO SEND THE
MONEY.
YOU SHOULD BE VERY CARE FULL WHEN SENDING THE MONEY ON THE WAY YOU ANSWER
QUESTIONS ON EITHER OF THESE OFFICES.AS YOU HAVE SAID THAT WE SHOULD DO ALL
THESE SECRETLY,THEN YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET ABOUT IT TOO.
WHEN YOU GET THERE,JUST TELL THE OFFICE PERSONNELS JUST TO SEND THE MONEY TO THE
ACCOUNT INFORMATION YOU HAVE GIVEN THEM AND IGNORE THEIR QUESTIONS.BELOW ARE THE
TRANSFER ACCOUNT INFORMATION;
MONEY GRAM WESTERN UNION
NAME......FRU JACQUES NJI NAME......FRU JACQUES NJI
COUNTRY...CAMEROON COUNTRY...CAMEROON
ZIPCODE...00237 OR ZIPCODE...00237
TOWN......DOUALA TOWN......DOUALA
ADDRESS...VICTORIA ISLAND ADDRESS...VICTORIA ISLAND
QUESTION..WHAT IS HOBBY? QUESTION..WHO TO?
ANSWER....SKATING ANSWER....TO FRU JACQUES NJI
AMOUNT....$3000.00 AMOUNT....$3000.00

SO WHEN YOU SENT THE MONEY,YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO ME WITH THE FULL SENDERS
NAMES AND ADDRESS,INCLUDING THE MTCN OR REFERENCE NUMBER FOR COLLECTION.THEN I
SHALL JUST CHECK ON THE NEXT AVAILABLE FLIGHT FOR THAT STATES AND BOOK IT FOR
THE DINOSAUR AS SOON AS I CAN.I SHALL ALSO PAY EVERYBODY THAT SHALL TAKE PART IN
THE TRANSACTION,INCLUDING THE PRIVATE CARE TAKER THAT WOULD BE IN THE PLANE AT
THE FLIGHT TIME OK.I JUST EXPECT YOU BACK,THANKS,
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


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Hello!

I was very pleased to receive your last email and I am eager to finalize this
transaction. The scientists have contacted me from Chicago and want him to come
as soon as possible! What a wonderful day it was when I discovered him in India.

But before I make the Western Union payment online, I just wanted to verify
pickup with you, in case you want to add another charge. I would like a single
person to meet my friend and the specimen at the luggage pickup at the Dublin
Airport. We need to be discreet as possible but I would like a very obvious way
to pick out which person is there to show us to the plane. Do you have any
suggestions? Do you have anyone on staff with a mustache? Or someone who would
be willing to wear a mustache? Do you think it would be possible to send me a
picture before hand to forward to my friend so he knows exactly who to look for?

Again, money is not a problem for me, and I completely agree with your fee of
$3000.00. Infact, if this situation works out smoothly, as you have been working
with me WONDERFULLY in this very dire of circumstance, I would like to offer you
a bonus at completion. I am very lucky to find an airport to work so personally
with me and I am so grateful!

Please respond asap!


They don't respond to my email for days so I send the same one again. I guess this reply:

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HEY,WHY HAVE YOU NOT SENT THE MONEY UNTIL THIS TIME,OR ARE YOU NOT INTERESTED IN
THE SHIPING ANY LONGER?YOUDID NOT EVEN CARE TO UPDATE ME ON WHAT IS HAPPENING.


To which I send the above email AGAIN! I add this message:

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You have not responded to my last two emails! I thought we had a deal!!! I just
wanted to work out the pickup arrangement and now you send me this? I guess I
will send it again. PLEASE respond. This is getting very desperate and I have to
get Tearya to the states immediately. So respond to my questions so we can get
this worked out.

I have the $3000.00 withdrawn from the bank and it is being kept at the Western
Union office in my personal account. As soon as we get the pickup worked out I
will take your information and have the money sent to you immediately.

HERE is the email I have sent you TWICE.


So he RESENDS me the payment information, which I don't recall RE-ASKING for it. But ah well, he is not the brightest bulb. AND! He introduces a new problem! He now hates Indians? What the heck?

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BELOW WAS THE MESSAGE THAT I SENT TO YOU INCLUDING MY TRANSFER ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS BOTH THROUGH MONEY GRAM AND WESTERN UNION.I AM SURE YOU SAW THIE MESSAGE BELOW.I HAVE WAITED FOR YOUR REPLY BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK.I TOLD YOU THAT EVERYTHING WAS JUST READY AND I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO SEND THE MONEY.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS NOT AN EASY ONE AND I HAVE TO BRIBE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE WORKING WITH ME BEFORE ALL THESE CAN WORK.EVEN THE PERSON YOU ARE SAYING THAT HE SHOULD MAKE A MUSTACHE.WHICH SCIENTIST ARE YOU SAYING THAT IS FROM INDIA BECAUSE I HATE DEALING WITH INDIANS OR IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN BETTER TO ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY YOU DISCOVERED HIM IN INDIA,THEN I WILL BE VERY GREATFULL OK.SO LIKE I TOLD YOU,THE PERSON FOR THE MUSTACHE IS AVAILABLE AND YOU ARE ALREADY ASKING ME FOR TOO MUCH,BY SENDING HIS PICTURE,HE WOULD NOT LET ME TAKE A SNAP SHOT OF HIM,LET ALONE SENDING HIS PICTURE WHEN HE HAS NOT BEEN PAID FOR ALL THESE.EVEN TEARYA'S PLANE CARE TAKER IS ALSO ASKING FOR HIS SHARE OF THE TRANSACTION BEFORE HE CAN FULLY PREPARE TO TAKE PART.THAT IS WHY I JUST ASKED YOU TO SEND THE MONEY SO THAT I CAN PAY ALL OF THEM.IN THIS WAY,THE TRANSACTION WILL BE EXECUTED PERFECTLY AND THERE WILL BE NO ROOM
FOR EMBARASSMENTS OK.SO I JUST EXPECT YOU BACK.BELOW IS PART OF THE MESSAGE THAT I SENT TO YOU ON THURSDAY THAT INCLUDES MY ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHERE YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY.WAITING,


So I never said I was having a problem paying him...I needed to arrange pickup! Plain and simple! And this Indian thing was just too much!

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Who are you to be prejudice? To say that you hate working with people from
India? What I meant by that was that I FOUND my dinosaur in India. I cannot even
believe you. To say that you hate anyone or working with anyone is a complete
turn off. Forget the whole deal. Besides I found an agency that will send me a
picture of ALL of their mustached employees for me to PICK FROM for the same
price. I was just going to accept a picture of one person from you. And they have never said they have a prejudice against anyone. So there.


Now come the threats...

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WELL,IF ASKING A SMALL QUESTION IS NOW A BIG PROBLEM,THEN I SHALL HAVE TO TAKE
MY STEPS.I JUST WANTED TO KNOW BECAUSE ONE INDIAN MAN HAD TREATED ME SO BADLY IN
A SHIPPING CASE AND THAT IS WHY.I WAS NOT JUST ASKING BECAUSE I WANTED TO,BUT
WITH A REASON OK.SO IF YOU FOUND THE LIZARD IN INDIA AND NOT THE SCIENTIST,THEN
NO PROBLEM OK.BUT IF YOU THINK THAT YOU WOULD JUST LET ME GO HALF WAY AND CARRY
ON THE DEAL WITH SOME ONE ELSE,THEN YOU ARE DECEIVING YOURSELF BECAUSE I AM
GOING TO SEND YOUR EMAIL AND NAMES TO ALL THE SHIPPING AGENCIES AND TO ALL MEDIA
HOUSES THAT YOU WANT TO SHIP A DINOSUAR,AND THAT WAY,YOU ARE GOING TO LOOSE
EVERYTHING OK.SO YOU BETTER FINISH IT WITH MY SHIPPING AGENCY.
FROM MY CONVERSATIONS,YOU MUST KNOW THAT I AM A MANAGER WHO WANTS CLEAR FACTS
AND THAT IS WHY I ASK ALL THOSE QUESTIONS OK.
NOT THAT I REALLY MEANT TO MAKE YOU ANGRY.SO I JUST WAIT UNTO READING FROM YOU
AND I BELEIVE THAT WE SHALL GET THIS BEHIND US AGAIN FOR THIS IS NOT OUR FIRST
MISUNDERSTANDING OK.EXPECTING YOU BACK,
THANKS,
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


Here enters the Western Union Receipt:

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Sir:

If you cannot abide by my request then I will have to sign my Western Union
Money Transfer over to the other agency that is providing me with pictures of
their men with fake mustaches. They see this as a cause they can believe in and
I appreciate that. Unlike you, who threatens to turn my email and information
over to the Media! HA! I will turn you into the Media for wanting to smuggle a
dinosaur into the states! So if you are done with the childish threats I would
like to continue our negotiation's.

Attached is my Western Union Receipt. I have blocked out my person information
along with the verification number and I will send you the full receipt after
you comply with my wishes. This is a matter of security sir. You will notice the
amount is quite a bit higher then originally stated. This is the promised bonus.
It has been enough motivation for the other agency and I hope it would be with
you.

It is not my problem to get the mustached man to abide by what you ask him to
do. If he does not listen, fire him! It is only my job to pay what is asked as
long as I get what I have asked. Send me pictures of your staff with real
mustaches or fake ones so that we can complete this transaction.

Thank you.


This person is completely ridiculous! I immediately get a mustached man picture:

Image

I don't know if you noticed but um, what race would you say that man is?

Then! He corrects my spelling!!?!?!

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OK,ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF A MUSTACHED STAFF IN OUR AIRPORT WHO SHALL BE
INVOLVED IN THE TRANSACTION.I AM SURE YOU ARE NOW PLEASED AND CONVINCED.I SAW AN
AMOUNT OF $5000 IN THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT MEANWHILE WE WERE TALKING OF
$3000.SO CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME THAT AMOUNT.YOU DID NOT ALSO SPELL CAMEROON
CORRECTLY IN THE RECEIPT.IT IS "CAMEROON" AND NOT "CAMAROON"
ALSO,IN THE SIDE OF THAT RECEIPT THAT SAYS "DO NOT WRITE IN THIS AREA",LOOKS
LIKE IT HAS BEEN FORMATED OR EDITED.WHAT IS ALL ABOUT THE CANCELLATION
THERE.JUST EXPLAINED ALL THESE TO ME FOR I JUST WANT TO BE SURE TOO OK.
AIRPORT MANAGER
DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
CAMEROON AIRLINES
SHIPPING DEPARTMENT
CAMEROON PORT AUTHORITIES.


So I really let him have it...

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I don't even know where to begin. Are you daft? Is there something wrong with
your eyesight? Are you wearing sunglasses? Can you not read? I told you I was
including a bonus in the final price for a completed transaction! Also I TOLD
YOU in the message including the receipt that I blocked out my personal
information as I did not want you to have my credit card number OR the number
needed to pick up the money as we were not DONE with the transaction! That is
why it is edited. I scribbled OVER THEM ON THE COMPUTER SO YOU COULD NOT SEE
THEM YET. I told you when we were done I would let you see the full receipt.

SECONDLY. WHAT THE HECK!? How dare you correct me in spelling you bumbling fool!
You have spelled so many words incorrectly and used poor grammar for the entire
time we have been writing! YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN BE YELLING AT ME! The Western
Union Agent wrote it! And you dare to correct them! HA! PSH!

Third. The picture. It would have been perfect. Except it is quite obvious THAT
IS A FREAKING INDIAN FROM INDIA IN THE PICTURE! Didn't you tell me you wouldn't
have any dealings with Indians!? WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE WORKING FOR YOU? You have
baffled me. PLUS! It is quite obvious that his mustache isn't to any airport
dress code I have ever seen! If he was walking by an airplane its liable to get
sucked right into the propeller. AND DO NOT LAUGH AT THAT! It is not a laughing
matter since I have seen someone get sucked into a propeller before and it is
horrible and nasty and gross and hard to clean up.

So now I am at a loss. If you had read my last email throughly, all of your
questions were answered in it. What do you want me to do Mr. Manager? Take away
the bonus that I was willing to give? How about I just lower the offer back down
to my original price of $2500.00! I guess if a man tries to be generous they get
walked all over, stomped upon, spit on, and then laughed at!

The other agency has never once accused me of anything, never once jumped all
over me, never corrected me, and never gotten angry at me! Who knows! If I
picked you, and the day of shipment you were having a hissy fit that day whether
you would even give the order for Tearya to be picked up.

This has not been worth the trouble. I don't know what to do. Maybe a vacation
is in order to clear my head. Maybe I should just release Tearya back into the
wild. Maybe I should just take the money and go gambling. Maybe I should jump
off a cliff. Maybe I should go find a pool and float about thinking about my
life's work and how they will never come to fruition because of a pestiferous
bigot like yourself. Maybe I should find a river, drink the water, hopefully get
a parasite and die.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!? You have me wishing for death! In very painful ways! That is more welcome then dealing with your very hard to work with demeanor. Why won't you take this seriously? Why can't you be nice? The other airport is! They even offered me free transportation along with Tearya with a
free first class meal!


I love that I never once curse at him. He comes back with:

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I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TO SAY AS AT NOW.THAT MAN IS NOT AND INDIAN,BUT A MUSLIM FROM
NORTH CAMEROON.YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME MUSLIMS WHO SETTLED IN NORTH
CAMEROON AND HE WAS TRANSFERED TO COME WORK IN THE DOUALA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.
I HAVE READ YOUR LONG AND ABUSIVE MAIL,BUT THAT IS JUST NO PROBLEM TO ME,BUT I
AM AFRAID WE SHOULD CLOSE THE DEAL AND YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SHIPPING.YOU ARE
ALSO CAUSING ME TOO MUCH.IF THE OTHER AGENCY DO NOT ASK MANY QUESTIONS,THEN THEY
ARE WORKING BY THEIR OWN WAY AND I HAVE TO WORK BY MY WAY TOO OK.SO WE BETTER
CLOSES NOT AND FORGET EVERYTHING,
THANKS.


I was a little overjoyed to end the transaction...

Quote:
Wonderful! I am relieved! The $5000.00 will go to the other airport and I don't
have to deal with the likes of you! MWHAHAHA! Wonderful!


Quote:
BYE THEN AND MAY TEARYA HAVE A NICE TRIP.
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.WONDERFUL TOO.


Quote:
Oh, and I suggest you stop scamming people. There are better ways to make money!


[quote[HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCAM WHO WILL CANCEL A $5000 DEAL JUST LIKE THAT.SCAMS ARE
MONEY MINDED AND IF I WERE ONE,I WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED EVERYTHING YOU SAID.MAY BE
YOU ARE THE SCAM. [/quote]

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Well I will admit, I scammed you in the sense that who has in the world has a
dinosaur? Please tell me! Did you truly believe there was a dinosaur? And yes I
have seen a scam who will cancel a $5000.00 deal. Usually when the scammer is
too impatient or too frustrated to deal with it anymore or has stopped believing
what the other person says. I would say you fill those descriptions quite
nicely.


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TELL ME THE SCAM YOU HAVE SEEN WHO WILL REFUSE THAT AMOUNT.NON WILL EXIST OK.YOU
ARE THE SCAM AND YOU JUST PROVED YOUR SELF IN EVERY WAY.
WHY WOULD I NOT BELEIVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A DINOSAUR.THANK GOD I
REALISED YOUR LIES EARLIER AND STOPPED WASTING MY TIME ON YOU RATHER THAN
CONCERNTRATING ON WORK HERE IN THE AIRPORT.
I FIRST OF ALL TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE LOCATED IN THE STATES AND YOU TRIED TO SAY
NO.I WILL TELL YOU AGAIN"YOU ARE LOCATED IN THE STATES" YOU CAN GET ANGRY AGAIN
IF YOU LIKE,BUT WHAT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED IS THAT YOU ARE SCAM AND YOUR
EMAIL,NAMES AND ADDRESS WILL BE SEND TO ALL SHIPPING AGENCIES,MEDIA HOUSE AND
WHY NOT TO THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT FOR SCAMMING AND LYING.HOPE YOU LIKE THAT AND
ALL THESE DESCRIPTIONS ALSO FILL YOU OK.


So ends my 12 day run with Mr. Manager. Thanks for reading!


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Loved it! Very nice bait.

I wasn't too keen on the "burning" at the end, but the rest was highly entertaining.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very intelligent question!

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WHY WOULD I NOT BELEIVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A DINOSAUR


This lad may be a prime candidate for requesting a mythical dragon or unicorn in your next bait!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like your style Laughing (though I have to agree with otter about the burning - but to each his own). Like it (especially the leg of lamb bit) Very Happy

Edit: and welcome!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey thanks all! I don't normally give any explanation or burn...just drop off the face of the earth. But this guy sent email after email and I just had to ask, did you really think there was a flippin' dinosaur?? Ha! Anyways thanks!

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