By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here. - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!

 Lad pulls the old "I coulda died" routine

View next topic
View previous topic
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
Elite Baiter

Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You think they'd know better, but some lads will just pull out all of the tired old cliches they can in order to get that WU payment:


Dear Jack,
... I returned from the hospital where I was operated for an acute appendictitis Operation at the General Hospital. Since a week and few days I had two operations and the earlier one was for a malignant Cyst turned Abcess in the abdomen according to the Doctor. The second one was a very serious and critical one, as the appendicitis, ruptured 24 hours before the operation and turned into Perononitis which spread toxic alll over my abdomen. By God's Grace, I have been given a new lease of life after these two operations.

Only few people survive if an Appendicitis turns into Perononitis according to the doctor. I was very lucky and I thank almighty God for saving my life. The doctor gave me a week to pay the balance two hundred and seventy thousand naira being charges for the both operations.....blah blah
..... I need money seriously to offset the hospital bill and buy some of the medicincs the doctor prescribed... I must tell you my honest truth, I am not happy. ...blah blah

I suppose I'll have to refrain from asking him if Perononitis is an adverse reaction to deceased Argentinian heads of state Very Happy, but I did express my hope that he's been current in his health care premiums..

Nigeria x2 Benin Senegal Canada x7 United Kingdom x6 United States x7 Ivory Coast x5 New Zealand South Africa
"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
" make me stupid to the people time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
pony pony pony Mortar x6 Closed lad accounts x25
Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Elite Baiter

Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As said by the royal family "Perononitis my arse"

He probably meant halotosis due to bad diet in the internet cafes for so long each week.

1x United Kingdom 0x
Click here to support

I make software that drives lads crazy. Thats my revenge on lads. (it all helps)

this transaction is 100 percent risk/hitch free - bobo

why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
ok this is good - abum bello
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic

 Jump to:   

View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

** Find out information about your IP address **

All Content © 2003 -
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT