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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:45 am |
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After almost 2 years of baiting and admiring the work of other baiters on this forum, I'm finding myself being increasingly dogmatic and far less likely to put up with s--t in RL business dealings.
I think I might have pushed the boundaries a bit when I found the following 1-sentence response in my RL-work email box:
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Over my dead body, you Mother Fuckers! |
For a few seconds, I thought I was browsing through my baiter emails.
It was never intended as a bait, but the reaction was equally amusing and (I think) worthy of a spot on my signature line.
Anyone else finding the distinction between their RL and Baiting World becoming blurred? |
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Will_Porter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Dec 2007
Posts: 40
Location: Buggleskelly
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:06 am |
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I've not been baiting for long so baiting and RL are separate entities at the moment, but there are a few people who I've crossed paths with in the past that would benefit from a permanent safari |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:36 pm |
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I've used the word "modality" in RL conversations.
It's like a secret handshake for baiters! |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:44 pm |
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I use the word "modality" ALL the time now in RL.
Also I don't put up with any BS at all any more. Not that I did much in RL anyway.
I have to stop myself from "slapping" the "other side" in a RL business deal when they don't answer the very simple questions I have for me.
I constantly have to think if I am asking a RL counterpart a question just to waste their time or not (and then decide if I WANT to really waste their time).
Just wait until I have a RL legitimate need to use WU and see what happens! |
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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:15 pm |
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about the same i dont use WU in real life, so nope my baiting and real life never seem to cross.
But i do get real life stuff that appears baiting but isnt its just some people really act in certain ways. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:45 pm |
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Does sending people renamed dll files count? |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:48 pm |
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I've had a "cow-orker" tell me that I have changed in the last two years. I asked him in what way and he said that I won't put up with any BS at all. I told him it was because I am getting older and life is too short to put up with stupid mugus. Last month a vendor basically refused to send me a document. He said he could not attach it to an email. He told me he sent it as a FAX to me several times over the course of two weeks. He would wait until Friday to return my voice messages and give me some crap about making sure he sent it before going home for the weekend. I knew he was baiting me but could not understand why as I've only dealt with him for 6 months but have been consistently giving his branch tens of thousands of dollars of business every year. I took a trip to purchasing and found out that our orders were being sent to another branch. After I called him up and told him his commissions were being "chopped' and by whom, I received attachments and FAXes even to the K7 number that I set up just for him. |
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Mr Otto
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 112
Location: Anytown, USA
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
I've used the word "modality" in RL conversations.
It's like a secret handshake for baiters! |
I keep seeing that word in some lads' emails. |
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-First of all,I observed from the beginning that everything I did provokes you which I have never experienced in my life.
-As for me I have a strong Christian upbringing which thought me to �do unto others as you want them to do unto you� which is the golden rule. my only worry is if my 50% share is safe with you not after we have secured the fund in your possession you will now change on me.
-I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
-I am pleading to you to forgive me because if there is not quarrel, there will be no forgiveness.
-Be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:07 pm |
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That would be where we stole the word from |
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i-bin had
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 76
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:58 pm |
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What the hell does it mean? |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:22 pm |
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^^^^ The root is "mode" which is very common in English, along with tons of derivations.
A modality is basically a "way of doing something." |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:22 pm |
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The effects of baiting at 419Eater on my life:
When people lie to me, rather than call them out on it right away, I let them keep going, knowing that they are lying and incriminating themselves more and more.
My husband keeps emailing me from work saying "your email was received and the content noted" which cracks us both up.
My four year old son refers to doing anything on the computer as "posting". |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:23 pm |
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Modalities is a perfectly cromulent word! |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:25 pm |
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Mine doesn't cross. My baiter character is a 52-yr-old, horrendously ugly, horny, deaf, bored widow. In RL I'm a much younger, gorgeous, horny, healthy, busy and active wife and mother.
REALLY! (Well, maybe not MUCH younger...) |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:16 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
My husband keeps emailing me from work saying "your email was received and the content noted" |
I do that - and I make sure it's the full text of my reply!
Especially when I'm biting my tongue and trying not to slap the other party. |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:43 am |
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I used the "OK" modality on my ex-wife while we were texting last night. I just checked . . . 5 texts I answered her with "OK" before she called me and told me to stop baiting her. We were both laughing our heads off. |
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:43 pm |
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The Man wrote: |
Modalities is a perfectly cromulent word! |
[hijack] rock on springton! [\hijack] |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:02 pm |
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My knowledge of West Africa and its geography has become ridiculously sharpened. I was watching Jeopardy the other night on TV and the category was Africa. I believe I breezed right through every answer. There was even one about 419 scammers in it! Given the fact that my wife does not know about my baiting career, she was quite impressed with my knowledge of Africa.
I have found myself increasingly paranoid and obnoxious too. But that might just be me. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:18 am |
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Definitely changed, even in a few months - I've always been intolerant of BS, but my BS-detector has become more and more sensitive, and I am far less inclined to accept whining excuses from others for their failure to do what I want them to do.
In some ways, it's a little scary - I enjoy being the characters I play and deceiving the deceivers, but at the same time, it's little different from writing fiction. |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:30 am |
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My internal lie detector has always been substandard, but after almost a year of baiting, it's getting a lot better than it used to be - for instance, I was able to figure out quickly enough that the higher-ups at the company I work for were lying when they said they'd make me boss of one of the most important crews if I promised not to quit like they knew I wanted to.
I'm still there (haven't found a different job yet and can't afford to be unemployed), and I'm still not boss, and if this had been a year ago I would have been surprised and angry rather than just smug about being right. |
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