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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:14 am |
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It's a Dead Bank (OK, security firm) Customer, nothing too unusual:
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Attn:Mr.
Dear Sir,
My name is Ms.,a Senior confidential Secretary with a Security and Finance company in London ,United Kingdom.My company handles huge fund storage and safe keeping for prominent personalities around the world.
Two years ago,an American client,Mr. , with a Deposit to the sum of USD23.2Million died in a ghasly accident... |
But wait...
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while on ice skiing in the carribean |
(Emphasis added)
Cool Runnings, anyone? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Posted:
Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:25 am |
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I'm not into skiing, but isn't that usually done on snow?
Anyway, neither of those exist in there, so it doesn't matter very much. But maybe they have one of those fancy indoor-skiing-ventures around there. But that would still not explain the ice... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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cureforboredom
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 81
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:00 pm |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just you wait, they're not done, yet. Next, someone's gonna suffer a heat stroke in Siberia.
Anyway, we're living during a climat change. What did you expect? |
_________________ me: "...you were looking to obtain a party of screws from my factory."
lad: "I am interested in buying some of the party screws" (by T1m M00re) |
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leeuwen
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 126
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:04 pm |
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it seems to me the guy wanted to say water skiiing accident but got the words mixed up
or Ice skiing is skiing on icebergs? |
_________________ "I appreciate the fact my dear that you are helping me, but you are not a zombie, if not i would not have needed your help."
"IM STILL SLEEPING IN STREET WITH HEAVY CILD HERE AND I CONTACT YOU THROUGH NET
FROM THE MONEY I BEG FROM ETHIOPIA EOPLE FROM STREET. PLEASE IM WEAK AND TIRES OF LIVING WITH OUT HELP. " |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:12 pm |
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Ice skiing is a very popular sport in the Caribbean. It was started by pirates as a fast way to move rum and stolen goods while keeping away from the British and Spanish Armadas. It only truly became a sport after Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Red Beard decided to race each other and many other pirates came to watch. Of course this first race ended in tie when both men, being pirates, had their crew open fire on the other during the race. The resulting war know as the Rum Wars, helped to liberate all the islands except for Cuba from Communist control. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:53 pm |
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Definition:
Ice Storms in the Carribean-
As it gets warmer, there is a greater need for ice to counteract the effect of the sun on skin.
Hundreds of thousands of tiny "cubes" amass in glasses, coolers, cups, and other vessels to lower the temperature of one's favorite beverage.
Sometimes small wooden parasols are utilized to shield the cubes from the direct sun, thus slowing the melting effect.
Over-consumption of the "ice cubes" within the beverages they are found in, can lead to unfortunate side effects.
Due tio the temporary nature of the side effects, repeated testing is recommended.
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"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota |
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:31 pm |
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@TheGreatOok,
With your permission, I'm using your superb history snippet in some future baiting.... |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:48 pm |
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There go the claims of "global warming" . . .
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:03 am |
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You've made my day .
I think that's sig material there. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:55 pm |
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Go right ahead Last Exile I post it to be used |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:54 pm |
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The poor lad got taken by another lad's "scammer kit" that he sold him.
hehehe They even scam each other.... |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:49 pm |
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There is always the possibility that one of those giant 85km long icebergs that broke loose in Antarctica drifted a lot further north than anybody realised? |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:58 am |
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Ice skiing in the Caribbean.... sure why not. My lads will often believe that I work with hurricane victims in Idaho, seal hunters in Arizona, virgin prostitutes, drug-dealing nuns, Trinidadian hockey teams, and the Royal Bahamian Inter-Island Railroad Company. Considering some of the crap these guys spout, that might be one of the more believable statements! (Either that or there really ARE accredited lawyers in the world who operate yahoo accounts and type "trust me I am barrster just send the money now ok" on their letterhead.)
I tried to pose as an honest insurance broker on a bait one time, but even a mugu wouldn't fall for that one. I knew there was a limit somewhere! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:41 pm |
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New development!
I asked for some details about the DBC:
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I would like to know more about Mr Taylor, and how it came to be that he has no beneficiaries. I want to be sure that there aren't any surprises lurking out there! |
And Em1ly Br0wn replied:
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Mr. Taylor died without any next of kin... His wife had died of prostrate cancer about five years ago and they had no children. Mr. Taylor told me he had wanted to begin the process of adopting a child before he died suddenly. |
I am so not going to ask about that marriage! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:12 am |
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I love this one. LOL
I'm sure some men's wives die of prostate cancer. LOL |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:54 am |
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Obi-Wan Knievel wrote: |
My lads will often believe that I work with hurricane victims in Idaho, seal hunters in Arizona, virgin prostitutes, drug-dealing nuns, Trinidadian hockey teams, and the Royal Bahamian Inter-Island Railroad Company. |
Feel free to include professional porridge surfers in the list of deserving causes: http://www.another-bloody.com |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:49 pm |
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Well, they've been warning us about climate change for some time now. |
_________________ Still kicking and screaming since day 1
Your transaction is 100% risk free |
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