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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:12 am

I think MyLord needs the chance to clear his name. If he can bring along a lawyer and maybe someone from the local constabulary to confirm his good character, then how can we dispute his honesty ?

It was unfortunate he made voodoo threats as I think that now we will need to call on a Druidic mystic shamen to counter any wizardry he may choose to use during his interview, but he started it.

I think that Galadriel of the Briar Thicket has pulled back from the dark side and is no longer partaking of the bottle of Glenmorangie, only using his powers to protect the pure of mind nowadays, and he would be a suitable guarantor of mystic tranquility. In that environment MyLord has nothing to fear.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:33 am

Never mind voodoo or any other kind of curse for Joseph.
I just hope his mummy doesn't find out what he's been getting up to.
He'll be tied the naughty step for a month after what he's been doing.
She'll probably give the backs of his legs a good slap while she's at it.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:42 am

What is this site coming to,

This is not the 419eater that I found when I came here, Eliza is entitled to her opinion, for all we know she could be right so please unless anybody has some proof that mylord is a scammer then I ask you not to judge so quickly.

Eliza has had some unusual tendencies to trust people in the past but sometimes she is right about wether or not somebody is a scammer.

Professor, What you have said about Eliza is totally uncalled for and I do ask that you apolgise to her for that.

Weasel, I always looked up to you for guidance and liked to think I modelled myself on you however your recent outburst against mylord and Eliza were totally uncalled for.

Now please allow the truth to be told here, if it is found that mylord is in fact a goat rooting, small boi, scamming piece of shit, who dropped out the the filtly whore's smelly toto that he calls mother and doesn't know which man or goat in the village is his father as they all had sex with his mother for just 1 kobo and asked for change, only for mylord to be a lieing piece of crap who has no morals or respect for others because he is a filthy gay goat felatio loving freaking scammer.

Then I will be the first to lead the charge to make sure he faces the full consequences and pain that he desreves.

But perhaps Eliza's judgement is correct and he is just a poor boi who has simply been mistaken and down trodden by the elitist of this site by accident then he does desreve some compensation for the actions of those who perpetrated these crimes against him.

Mylord, your judgement day is near and if as I hope we find you have been truthfull then you will be an assett to this community and will be deserving of our full praise and admiration.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:51 am

Murry - I hate to say this but you've lost your killer instinct. Mylord ( puke

) is a scammer trying to sow discord, Eliza seems to have fallen for it, and now so have you!

FFS - Eliza, Murry, just stop listening to this whining little shit and remember, HE'S A CONMAN!

I'm just hoping that this isn't the begnning of the end of this fine group. Weasel, I'm with you 100%; and you too, Professor. At least we know what's going on. I hope our buddies catch on before they lose all touch with reality.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:07 pm

yastreb wrote:

I'm just hoping that this isn't the begnning of the end of this fine group.

It could be, Yastreb.... it could be.
In fact I'm thinking of asking for my account to be deleted, rather than being forced to hang around crusty lad-huggers like Eliza and Murray.
And I would want a refund of the $2500US that it cost me to buy my Premium Membership here too.

I'm sure there are other websites out there where the inhabitants don't kneel before scammers and I reckon they charge a helluva lot less to join too.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:17 pm

Slightly and Yastreb,

I would be the first to admit that Mylord may be a scammer and if that is the case then I would be happy to join in and make his eternal life miserable.

If he is a scammer may all of his goats have fleas and may those fleas infest the arsehole of Mylord

Before wishing this upon him however I do require some proof, it is not our right to be judge jury and executioner and definately not without first knowing all of the facts.

If you would please let the la.. Mylord have his say and if there is proof, then please somebody provide it so mylord may answer these claims.

We do (most of us) live in a democracy and this site has in the past operated in a democratic way when these concerns are raised, why should it be so different this time

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:22 pm

Your funeral then, Murry. I'll be sad, but my conscience will be clear.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:44 pm

Well Murray. You ask for proof so here it is. This is an email that Mylord sent to me a few days ago.

Quote:

Dear friend,

Greetings,

I am Mr Joseph Twumasi, an accountant of auditing and accounting section of Bank of Africa in Cote D'Ivoire.
With due respect and regard I wish to seek your urgent assistance to transfer the sum of (U.S.7 MILLION DOLLARS) SEVEN MILLION from the above mentioned bank. This money belongs to one of our customers,(Robert Rice ) who died in a plane crash with his wife and the fund has been lying dormant with the bank with out any claim, either from his family or relation up to date.
I am contacting you to act as the next of kin to the deceased. There is no risk in this transaction, as all lope holes has been taken care of, and all necessary information as regards to this fund have been secured.
Be notified that I am still working with the bank and it's only me and my colleagues that are aware of this development, thus treat this proposal as confidential and secret for our security.
I have served the bank faithfully for good number of years and 'am presently preparing for my retirement therefore, I see this as a golden opportunity to be comfortable in life after retirement.
As soon as this fund is secured into your account, I will come over for the collection of our due share.

The sharing mod is as follows: 20% for you the account owner, 70% for me and my colleagues, while 10% will be set aside for expenses made during the transaction.
Here is the website of the plane crash that took the life of the account owner and his family:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/1999/11/01/iran/main49778.shtml

Looking forward to hearing from you.
My regards,
Mr Joseph Twumasi

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:56 pm

Slightly,

I do admit that looks quite convincing however Mylord does deserve the right of defending that claim before we judge.

Mylord, do you have a response

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:01 pm

I have to agree with Murray here, far from being a lad hugger I have read through this thread and am shocked and dismayed that people can target this poor guy without a shred of proof, this is just wrong.
@slightly, the poor guy could be traumatised by the loss of someone who could have been a client and close friend and you make jokes about this? So very, very wrong.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:24 pm

I'm disgusted with you, Rodus.
I'd expect that kind of attitude from Murry or Eliza, but from you?

The only reason I haven't quit 419Eater.com is because I just received a Private Message telling me not to.
OK. I'm not the sort of guy who normally let's the cat out of the bag, but in this case, I think it's important that you know where I'm coming from so I'll share the PM with you.

Quote:

Dear Slightlyoutofit.

Please don't leave Eater. You are, by far, one of the greatest baiters here - witty, clever, suave, sophisticated and modest. Eater just can't survive without you so please reconsider. All the moderators here (and Shiver) agree with me that you would be a great loss.

Signed with Love

KD

Yes Rodus. It's only because I'm obviously so well liked and respected that I'm staying. But I would ask that you, Eliza and Murry, never talk to me again - hanging around with lad-huggers could damage my credibility.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:29 pm

^^And I feel the same way about slanderers, bitch! we have no proof that this guy is s scammer but you've started a petty vendetta against poor mylord. Whats up? bored? Nurse take away your crayons?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:44 pm

Wow

Weas and Eliza have taken it to the next level. The topic is quite controversial. I think there is more to this than it seems.

Nice going Eliza, you lad hugging sexually promiscuous women. (what, being PC?)

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:46 pm

Those of you who want to accuse him are fools.

Remember when Mr. B3llo and Ch4rles S0lud0 came along? I told you that they were NOT scammers. You guys kept on attacking me just like this. Finally, the truth came out and you all came begging to be my friend again.

I demand an apology. No one should be treated the way you are treating me and Mr. Joseph. Those of you who are not being serious here need to grow up.

I have found my own board that tells the truth. So you may not be seeing me much here anymore.

If I were you guys, I'd be calling up Mir1am and asking her if you could join her school, as you need to learn manners. The behavior you've displayed over the past few days is outrageous!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:51 pm

^^Finally, someone talking sense. Go for it Eliza!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:55 pm

Weasel, ProfessorSoandSo, and Slightly need to just calm down and stop attacking. There is no proof that this man has done anything you claim. You all need to stop attacking innocent people. Unless there is absolute proof of this man's wrong doing, then he is innocent in my eyes. His picture shows that he is a nice looking well dressed man and deserves our respect. So back off people!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:56 pm

After much careful thought, and skype chatting. I have come to the conclusion that we should not judge our friend, mylord so harshly and so quickly. Jesusth Christht, people, give him a chance.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:58 pm

Well for the record I'm firmly in the Joseph's a scammer camp.
The fact he's also in the disgusting pervert camp is neither here nor there though as far as I'm concerned. Live and let live, each to his own I say.

But he looks well shifty if you ask me.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:09 pm

This is becoming way too personal.

I think that if uninvolved individuals, with an unquestionable character, debated this issue, then a resolution could be found without any need for this backbiting - and MyLord's voodoo priest and Galadriel of the Briar Thicket could be the people to determine the veracity at the core of this woesome mess.

If MyLord won't allow the intervention of spiritual powers to determine his fate then he must have a very guilty conscience. Indeed, to lie in front of such powerful shamen could have a terrible affect on his bodily functions, but if he has the courage and pureness of heart to confront us with his plight, then I'm sure we can probably issue him with a seal of approval to enable his future business deals to be treated with sincerity and trust.

You know this makes sense - MyLord - do not further tarnish your sullied reputation by showing the weakness of will and fear of divine retribution to drive you from defending yourself. This may be your last chance.

Do the right thing. As the sacred text says - Put Up at the inn, or Shut Up your heart to that you know to be true. Be courageous my Son.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:11 pm

Hear, hear Windy.
I agree with you that we cannot judge a "person" because of their deviant sexual practices. *looks at Rodus*
If that were the case, half of Eater would be out on the streets.

But the fact remains that Joseph is nothing but a shitbag scammer. To prove the point, I will post yet another scam letter that he sent to me back in July:

Quote:

GREETING,

My name is Joseph, I live inGhana, My wife and I
are on a missionary works to West Africa, we came along with our
sexy goats(Willie and Vicki), after a while i noticed that the
weather here and environment isn't conducive for them, I have not
been able to make love to them like i always do because of my work
here I need someone who can offer a NEW HOME with love and care and anal for my goats like i always do, I need someone to ADOPT any of them or both and take good care of them that is all i needed ( NOT FOR SELL),
if you know you are interested pls get back to me i will send you
more information about the goats with their pictures. IN GOD WE
TRUST.

Regards
Joseph.

Needless to say - I can't post the photos that he sent as they are way too disgusting.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:14 pm

My God,

There I was, reading my morning Eater and what is splashed all over the front page?: this very thread!
It brings to mind a gardening analogy:

I spray my wife's flower garden with weed killer to keep it looking nice.
The weed killer takes out the thistles and dandelions, but it doesn't kill the dickweeds.
They just keep hanging around no matter how strong a dose of weedkiller you give them.
It is as though the dickweed demands to be given its space in our little garden.

After a few more applications of what I like to call "the Truth", the dickweed will either become immune to weedkiller, or perish from an onslaught of "the Truth".

I think some folks are missing the point here: it is not about attacking our own brethren, it is about the guilt or innocence of a man.

So, Joseph, I ask you this:
"Are you a little dandelion who will roll over and die, or are you a scrappy dickweed, who will stand up against what some like to call "the Truth" and make your voice heard?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:15 pm

@ Slightly. Don't bring my private life into this you damned dirty goataphile.
admit it slightlyoutofit (should really be totallyoutofit) that the only pictures you have are of you and your spaniel Mildred.
Leave mylord alone, he's twice the man you'll ever be.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:19 pm

Rodus wrote:

Leave mylord alone, he's twice the man you'll ever be.

Ah yes. Bring my anorexia problem into the public forum why don't you.
Is there no level you won't stoop to? Evil or Very Mad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:22 pm

I think we should all calm down, and not say anything about other members of this board that we might regret in the future. Insults and accusations flying nither and neigh will not solve this burning controversy. Nor will insults flung recklessly against other members of this site bring back the relative peace and tranquility, and fine camraderie that have made us such a strong force for the good of the world. I say, stop it. Stop it right now. Let's keep our heads, and let Joseph have his say, while we listen to him. The truth will ultimately come out, I'm sure, and we will not have destroyed the friendships we have built up so strongly over the last few years. I am definitely leaning one way on this issue, but I will have an open mind, if Joseph decides to tell us his story. Let's just make sure this issue does not destroy us, I pray members!

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:24 pm

I really think this whole thing is getting way out of hand. I believe in what we do here, but if we start trying to harm just anyone who lands in our inboxes without making any effort whatsoever to prove that we are dealing with a real scammer, then we are putting this whole site and our cause at risk.

Many of you probably know that a certain organization has been established and they are trying to get us shut down. When I first heard about this, I thought they were just a bunch of scammer-hugging idiots. But now here is an example of someone who probably IS innocent, and you people continue to attack him with no proof at all.

I hate scammers as much as anyone (except maybe for Slightly) but if we're not careful, we might just lose everything.

Each negative post here could just be feeding the lawsuits against us. All I'm saying is be careful about what you post, or this whole thing could blow up in our faces.

OK, I said my piece. Think before you post. That's all I'm asking.