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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rotuser, and, maybe afterwards, Mike'll teach Joseph some tricks he learned in prison...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Cachuma First off, I have been to your Lake and being a So Cal neighbor to the south of you, yes I do speaka da English but I am also fluent in Hill Billy, Cajun, Kanook "A" Bostonian, ghetto, surfer, valley, and cowboy I reckon.

@Harry Bawls--- duly noted and completely understood

@rootuser Good music and pizza was a good start but then I received a PM with a counter offer of good music, pizza, a half eaten Double Quarter Ponder with Cheese, 1/2 of a small fries, and ice in the bottom of a cup. As tempting as this was, I abstained from the offer looking ahead when this turns real ugly

I also received a PM offer from mylord for sweaty seconds on a sloppy Joe but I couldn't stomach that. Shocked

I am still on the fence and waiting for an offer I can't refuse. Please, please refrain from offers of sloppy Joe's

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, here we go:
You can have 1 year free orders at Samurai Burger, plus a date with one of the following "beauties".
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
Imagine me giving you a virtual finger right now.



You can take that virtual finger and jam it right up your virtual ass.

Goddam lad-hugging, mouth-breathing, pond-life strumpet.


EDIT And take fucking Rodus with you.


Now Slight, that's not very nice. :yikes:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ambush - yes, but can you speak Swedish Chef?

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Zee troot cun be-a sumoohet grey tu zee unffeeegned iye-a. In thees grey leees deesturshun. Veet ifery deefersiun yuoo seek cuoold cunteeen a pereble-a ebuoot zee reel exeeum in vheech yuoo hefe-a su desperetely suooght. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Fur me-a I seerch fur un ileete-a stetoos in zee culur spectroom. Tu jueen zee freterneety und leene-a my puckets veet seelfer und guld. Bork bork bork! I hefe-a beee suncshuned in my qooest und shell du iferytheeng tu eccumpleesh thees munetery foolffeellment.

Bork bork bork!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Cachuma clapping

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Ambush7
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@rootuser I had Samurai Burgers before in the Philippines, not to tasty really although, the monkey on a stick wasn't to bad. Oh, and as nice as those fine women look I must say I have to pass. I don't think I could stomach the first one and the second one has to much stomach.

@Cachuma Unfortunately I have no comprehension of that language however, I must tell you that all that "fur", "hur", and "Bork"ing has me a little aroused. Embarassed

But while were at it how about spanish
Quote:
La verdad puede ser algo gris a unfeigned el ojo. En este gris miente la distorsión. Con cada diversión que usted busca podría contener una parábola sobre el axioma verdadero en el cual usted ha buscado tan desesperadamente. Para mí busco para un estado de la élite en el espectro del color. Para ensamblar a la fraternidad y alinear mis bolsillos con plata y oro. Me han sancionado en mi búsqueda y haré todo para lograr este cumplimiento monetario


In italiano
Quote:
La verità può essere in qualche modo grigia al unfeigned l'occhio. In questo grey si trova la distorsione. Con ogni diversione che cercate potrebbe contenere un parable circa l'assioma reale in cui avete cercato così disperatamente. Me cerco una condizione dell'elite nello spettro di colore. Per unire la classe ed allineare le mie tasche con argento ed oro. Sanctioned nella mia ricerca e farò tutto per compire questo adempimento monetario


In Greek
Quote:
Η αλήθεια μπορεί να είναι κάπως γκρίζα στο απροσποίητο μάτι. Σε αυτό το γκρι βρίσκεται διαστρέβλωση. Με κάθε παρεκτροπή που επιδιώκετε θα μπορούσε να περιέχει μια παραβολή για το πραγματικό αξίωμα στο οποίο τόσο απελπισμένα έχετε επιδιώξει. Για με αναζήτηση ι μιας θέσης ελίτ στο φάσμα χρώματος. Για να ενώσουν την αδελφότητα και να ευθυγραμμίσει τις τσέπες μου με ασημένιος και χρυσός. Έχω εγκριθεί στην αναζήτησή μου και θα κάνω όλα για να ολοκληρώσω αυτήν την νομισματική εκπλήρωση


Any language but Swedish Chef

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Last Exile
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ambush7

Even though you have used Spanish words, that fragment is meaningless. Same goes for the Italian fragment.

I am too lazy to consult my high-school Greek grammar and dictionary, but I bet that it will be more or less the same meaningless patois.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

AltaVista is a wonderful translation tool.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
that fragment is meaningless
Public education system at its best. I guess that is what happens when your greek teacher teaches spanish and italian too however, Ex has exposed the spuriousness of my erudition and my aptitude for langauge is resolved. He has demonstrated impetuous precocity that I would have presupposed most baiters, including Last Exile apparently should have acclaimed.

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Last Exile
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ambush7

Your last post is still a lot of gibberish, or as some of my less sophisticated neighbors would've said: ¡Chaval, deja de decir tonterias!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Please refrain from casting any more aspersions on Ambush 7's character, or knowledge of languages. It is most apparent that he is a highly intelligent and well educated person of the highest caliber, and beyond reproach. Your attacks reek of churlishness and complete ignorance.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

(Raising hand) if Eliza is gone can i get out of my hallway broom closet of a office and have hers. after all i deserve it. I erned my gold name in less that towo weeks and made more in commission in a month thats Eliza,Ex,Cachhuma,and Doc did combinded. i need a bigger office, one with some ventalation,if someone farts in it, its wurst that a deathrow gas chamber, Rootuser let one go last week when i was at the copying machine and when i walked back it it burned my eyebrows off

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You are lucky you got a closet. I get the boiler room. They don't even let make anything half the time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@SlapHappy

Weren't you busy making our lad's life miserable?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ok guys and girls, tidying up in here, lift yer feet, take the empty bottles out, put the dishes in the dishwasher, go home till Sunday,

Blog talk radio is the place to be Sunday, been a good party, anyone need a taxi?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am sick and tired of this. I have been really trying to ignore this thread completely but the Elisa Dolittle's group sing of Cumbaya has really gotten me angry. First it was missing Holiday Bonus. Then the 3% instead of the promised 6% raise. Now all this? At the end of the month I am so out of here. I do expect to be paid for January's work by Friday not a week late like last time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Last Exile - I was just taking a much deserved break after a 2 hour chat with my pet. I'll help you clean up, irish. Packman, get that pony the hell out of the closet so we can get the mop. someone spilled beer all over this place. Cripe, I've seen zoos cleaner than this place! Here comes Shiver, hurry it up! See ya'll Sunday!
SH out.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry folks....due to late payments for last month's work, this thread is now being locked. Sad

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