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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:33 pm

^^^Gomer, that's a heckuva heap of self-righteous balderdash coming from a dude who wears a fetching little hat.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Harry Bawls says that he's given over $1,000 to Josephs defense fund? Now that's a joke. Look at me laughing.

Everyone knows that Harry's too damn cheap to part with even a penny of his scambaiting earnings.

Oh, and Harry, with the extra fifty I just got we can now purchase another pair of rusty gardener shears. Just something to think about. The rustier the better.

Joseph buddy, it looks like you're in for some fun. Hey, think of it this way - You'd be paying one of those transgender doctors a lot of money for something that we're going to do for free!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:44 pm

Now we're getting somewhere - he's a pervy porno person.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:50 pm

I am back to give a bit of advice:

My lawyer said:

It's best to keep your mouth shut. Plead the Fifth Amendment, which means you have the right to remain silent and not incriminate yourself.

All of you here on eater need to shut your mouths, because you are giving my lawyer (OUR LAWYER to those of you on my side fighting this GOOD FIGHT for INNOCENT Joseph) more evidence against your malicious ways.

For all of you who believe Joseph is INNOCENT - - take my hand. Let's walk forward with our heads held high. Let's be the BIG BOIs and leave the small bois.

Come now, grab my hand, mylord, and let me lead you toward the light at the end of this tunnel. You know where I sent you to get help. All who are with me, come. Let's leave this shithole behind.

Mods - you should lock this thread because if not, you are going to be in deep shit with the lawyers (and the board of directors and fbi and interpol and cia all at yahoo gmail hotmail etc etc.)

Now sing with me:

Quote:

Cumbyah My Lord...... Cumbyah.....Cumbyah MyLord.....Cumbyah....MyLord Cumbyah

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:02 pm

^^^

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:04 pm

I think the Mods should lock this thread. Not because Eliza is right, and we'll get in trouble with the lawyers, but because it's seriously affecting the ablility of the Orange Glow people (like me) to make our gobs of Premium Member cash. My lifestyle is being seriously cramped by this controvery. I vote lock the thread, please! Let's all get on with our lives here!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:06 pm

The big trial of Mylord will take place this weekend - he has kindly PM'd me his number and I will arrange it so people can tune in live so that you can put your questions to him...

We can then make a collective decision....

Scammer or no Scammer?

NTBS

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:23 pm

It's about time, NTBS! Now we might get somewhere. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Just to clarify, do we send him to B3llo Island before or after the trial? It sure would save a lot of time if we took care of the deportation early. But hey, if B3llo Island ain't your thing I've got the rusty gardening shears at the ready.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:19 pm

I say we find a polished wooden stake about two metres long and ten centimetres thick, and sharpen one end. We can give our little scammer tapeworm the kind of punishment Vlad Draculya would have used if 419ing had been around in his day.

We can still use the rusty shears though. Mix in tarring and feathering plus a bonfire, that's got it all covered.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:36 pm

Joseph, I told you, Simba handed you to me. I traded you for a pack of chewing gum. Or, maybe I found you at www.analintrudersinghanawhowanttodrinksperm.com, I really can't remember, it's been so long....

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:33 pm

Well i think you're all being completely vile to Joseph so i am going to give him some real inspiration in true gentlemanly fashion, don't let the buggers get you down Joseph!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i35WRFDcKGo

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:26 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

Oh, and Harry, with the extra fifty I just got we can now purchase another pair of rusty gardener shears. Just something to think about. The rustier the better.

Now that is funny! Imagine how funny you will look while running away from me after I take the scissors away from you and cram them in your "Man hole". Maybe I can get two turds with one stone and cut EX's tiny little prick off as I am putting the rusty scissors in you, because certainly EX's dick will be right next to your ass.

On to better thoughts. Eliza, I will gladly take your hand so you can lift me from this vile cesspool of scum. I will take your hand in my right hand, and Joseph's hand in my left hand. Long live the truth seekers!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:00 pm

If you sought the truth then you'd be on our side! When this schism ceases and this little insurrection has been put down, you will be one of the first executed. and FYI, if you try to chop off MY meat, you'll have about thirteen inches to chop through, lengthwise. But you are gay, so I'd figure you'd go for my dick, therefore I have taken security measures by guarding my penis with your mother's mouth. With her throat of steel surrounding my penis, nothign can penetrate it. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:09 pm

how is the non-lad doing?

wow, I turn my back for 5 minutes to download some goat-porn and the thread totally takes off Sad

why is this still in Main Scambaiting?
I'm sure we all have agreed on by now that MyLord is not a scammer

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:29 pm

Agi, prepare to be slain with words.

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

@Ex

Quote:

If you sought the truth then you'd be on our side!

The truth can be somewhat grey to the unfeigned eye. In this grey lies distortion. With every diversion you seek could contain a parable about the real axiom in which you have so desperately sought.

For me I search for an elite status in the color spectrum. To join the fraternity and line my pockets with silver and gold. I have been sanctioned in my quest and shall do everything to accomplish this monetary fulfillment

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:46 am

So, you can just be bought and sold like the rest of you premium-member whores. YOU HEAR ME YOU BASTARDS!? I'LL MAKE YOU PAY! I'LL MAKE YOU ALL PAY! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

@Ex......I can only pass on this advice from one of the great philosophers of our time.

Quote:

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!" --George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:01 am

This guy quoted BUSH of all people. You have only proven that you have absconded your inferior intellect with limitless superfluous and bombastic terms when really you are only a sheep among the flock. Prepare for death, infidel!

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

@Ex

My last post was a attempt at facetiousness for those such as yourself who live amongst inerudite and beggared and who have no aspirations to become affluent

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:25 am

Hey, Ambush...you speak-a de English???

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:25 am

@Ambush. You might as well give up on EX. He is living in a fantasy world. His Mommy never let him talk like this at home, so he/she is spreading his/her wings on this forum.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:27 am

That is it. I have tried to preserve the peace and truth. All that you lot have proven is that greed rules all. If thats how you want it, so be it. Your days are numbered infidels........

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:44 am

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

I don't fuck pigs for free.

Now that's something we really didn't need to know...

@Rodus: We'll miss your sexy avatars...

@Ambush: I thought good music and Pizza had convinced you to be on our side.
By the way, I'm setting up a match for Joseph with Mike Tyson, so that Joseph can earn some honest money in exchange for some sweat and a lot of blood, and maybe an ear...