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 Life changing decision - Advice needed

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Templeton Peck
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my Mrs has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my Mrs. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Templeton Peck wrote:
... Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I ... repair it myself?


Ahh, just eat cake. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Taking the entire story in to consideration I would have to say that you need to drink more. Maybe a bit of rum, a splash of vodka, and a nip of whiskey, say, 36 times per day? Sound about right?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ That will sort out the rust problem sure enough.

After a while you won't care about the rust on the car. In fact you'll probably forget you have a car.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Making corny jokes is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...only the groans are usually louder with the latter. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe not for her, all the time, but for me.....

For me, the only bad pun is one that isn't made. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

make yourself a scouse patio but dig the hole big enough
for the car and stick her in the boot.

will save on the road tax as the car will be 'sorn' now.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Templeton Peck,
I have to agree that the old ones are the best ones.
Although your story is posted in thousands of places on the 'net I suspect that you may even have copied it from previous posts on Eater.

THIS IN 2004
or,
THIS IN 2006

Let's all take bets on who will post it in 2010 Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I, for one, have never heard it before.

Granted, I don't think I've been in a situation where someone would have told it to me.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Let's all take bets on who will post it in 2010 Laughing


Long bet, and it will require changing the spouse, but my money is on Corona. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice one - hadn't heard it in ages!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Breddan Butter,

Actually, i hadn't copied it from another site - a work mate sent it to me in an email. I just thought it would be funny to share.

Please accept my sincerest appologies for not trawling through the previous posts to check whether or not it had been done before.

New year - same old grumpy moderators Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

Happy to be of assistance.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

remmy223 wrote:
... stick her in the boot...


She gets upset I here.

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