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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So via Fark I see this link to a sell on ebay, and let me tell you it sounds very much like a 419 scam, just using a different venue.

Here is the sellers about me information:

I hope this will help all interested in showing the Reality and Validity of this Theory/Project. I am a Christian Man of God. 47 years old. I am a student of God, Science, and Philosophy, and a Lifetime Builder. A Master Mason. I own Cornerstone Masonry , Cornerstone General Contracting and am Innovator of Clockstar Theory.I am Marketing this myself so as to keep its knowledge Safe, Secure, and Exclusive. I will discuss Premise and a Few aspects of my Theory. This Theory/Project has 6 Major Elements. #1. Electro-Magnetics. #2. Applied Mathematical Concepts.Simplified Premise A+{B}=-A Illistrated and Detailed in Brief. If you Solve Mathematics then you must Locate Point. Save Yourselves some Time,I have the Answers and More. Clockstar Theory is Necessary for Time Travel. Let's Assemble a Team & Get This Going. The World is Waiting. When complete not only will we Time Travel, but this is how we will Explore the Cosmos, Charting, Mapping and Folding the Universe like an Origami Swan. I have spoken with an Executive Engineer with a Very Major Watch/Clock Manufacturer who has expressed interest and requested details of Timepiece. As of Now Details are still private and exclusive. As I would like to keep Project Complete for now. In Premise A is Earth.

I did not start this Journey for money. But to see if there could actually be a way that Time Travel could be done. At First I was a Skeptic and thought there could not possibly be a way. I really thought I would ponder for a Lifetime without a chance of solving. But after much Research, hard work and filing alot of information for 5 years, a Way started to Develope. Then it came to me in a Revelation. There was a Way. There is a Way. & This is the Way. I Believe it to be Inspired. Its Weight and Magnitude gave me P.T.S.D. for 3 years. I am much better now, Thank God. Though its Knowledge is still a very Heavy Load & Responsibility. Add 2 years to Write and Ponder Ethics and as a Responsible Innovator, Market Cautiously. Hence 10 years Enough of me. Now about Clockstar. It is True, Real & Available Whoever Buys this should be prepared for its Reality. Thank You



This is from an email conversation someone had with the seller:

me: Have you developed the clockstar yet? Does it work?

Him: Hello, Thank you for your email and your interest in
this Project. I have been told U.S. is Developing in Los Alamos
Nat Lab.As of this email no one entity has come forth to assume
control of my Work. I have been contacted by several Principals
to Purchase, but as of now no one has stepped up to the Plate.
It is Real. I have finished Math for Program to create Micro
Chip Processor for Digital Time Piece. It is still available.
If you are interested, we can set up a meeting to Discuss
further. Thank You & Happy Holidays. Ron

P. S. Mathematics can Run immeadiately. Followed shortly
thereafter by Mock. Comp. Sim. Thanks Again.

Me: Tell me, with your work, how hard would it be for me to
acctually start time travel?

Him: Hello, Thanks again for your interest. It will
take a team effort to develope, and quite abit of funding. Though
it can be accomplished. Thanks Again Ron Francis Clockstar Happy
Holidays

Me: Is there any reason why you yourself have not developed the
clockstar
yet?

Him: Hello Again, I have been working on developing for 2 years.
It will take a combined effort with a very substancial financial
commitment. I am negotiating development as we speak. If you would
like to be associated with Project, I am curious as to your
Credentials.Investor , Scientist or Media ? Thank You Ron Francis
Clockstar

Me: Media, can you tell me a little more about the project?

Him: I appreciate the Media's interest. Which portion of Media
do You Represent? My Project is Exclusive. As to Date I have not done
Interview to General Public. What would you Like to know? I will not
reveal absolutes without Compensation at this time. I will Publish
when time is Prudent. If you have very Specific questions I will try
and answer.Thank You Ron Francis Clockstar

Me: I am not looking for an interview Ron. I am interested in purchasing
your project. Although I would need a little more than just "it does indeed work"
10 mil is quite a chunk of cash

Him: I do not wish to decieve anyone. It is going to take alot of time, patience, hard work and an abundence of resources to accomlish. This is the ground work of a multi-billion dollar industry. I will provide Logistical drawing and personal briefing for $1,000,000. If you appretiate presentation I will deliver hand written brief for remaining $ 9,000,000.
Sincerely Ron Francis Clockstar



We all know it is BS, but tell me that does not have Nigerian 419 written all over it.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting investors for iffy technology like this is quite a common scam and is not a 419 AFF-related thing. Sometimes it's a deliberate ploy to get quick money from the scientifically gullible, and sometimes it's a genuine case of someone believing his own hype too much.
The type specimen for such a scheme is the perpetual motion machine. There's usually a press release announcing a breakthrough, a call for investors, and then the thing fades into obscurity because no one (yet) has managed to break the laws of motion/physics and create free energy.
This looks like just one more variation on the same theme.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yup, Otterfan is right. I saw something like this on TV. You meet in a hotel, they show you some gobbledegook, lots of mumbo jumbo...they get you to hand over the cash on the phony device. If they want you to go to Africa with 10 million you might get offed. Evil or Very Mad

EDIT: But: maybe you can get a safari out of them??

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The seller claims to be located in Las Vegas.

I guess it must be a gamble.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm, well if he's in Vegas, maybe he would take a trip to see an oil-rich West African millionaire...hehehe Very Happy That would be a huge gamble.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have you checked the e-mails (assuming you have had a conversation with him) to see where the IP addy resolves back to?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This seems to be a variation of the "perpetual motion" scam. Usually, the scammer sells "franchises" to the rights to the device when it gets popular. There are always difficulties. People have to keep reinvesting to "save" what they have already investigated.

Prof. Park discusses it in his wonderful Voodoo Science.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

try steorn.com for an Eire version of this very class of scam (perpetual motion flavour) going on right now

Their big press demo event, shock of shocks, was the "only time this hasn't worked" blah blah. In fact it's never been demonstrated and the cynical mind has to speculate that matter is neither being created nor destroyed (essential to perpetual motion and its impossibility is a cornerstone of physics) and that this is utter bollocks.

For an entertaining half hour search for "steorn" on google and youtube Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Well, it is the evil and godless guv'ment!

And the oil companies!!

And Britany Spears.

It is all a conspiracy.

Which, incidentally, is what keeps the "faith" of the victim: it is always easier to believe one more little lie than to believe that one has not only been duped but has flushed a lot of money down a toilet.

The question sometimes arises does the scammer know he is a scammer. I have concluded "yes." In all cases I have encountered, the scammer either basically lies about his results or willfully ignores any test that might prove he has crap. There are a lot of "woos" out there who claim they can do all sorts of things. The honest ones test it. A prime example is dowsers. Dowsing is one of the best examples of how a person can fool himself into believing he has a "power" to do something. However, as testers of such woo do affirm, dowsers are usually the first to submit to an objective test. Some actually change their mind when shown they have nothing. There are a few frauds--those who know they have shit but enjoy charging for it.

When the deluded collects money for the delusion and refuses to confirm his claims, he becomes a fraud in my estimation.

So, if this clown can be baited, he should be.

--J.D.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have not had the email conversations, I copied them from someone who had, just to see what the guy would say. The reason 419 came to mind was from his responses to the email questions, very Lad like answers...only not in all caps Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm an investment banker.
We provide funding for start-ups and sometimes "whacky" ideas.... but NOT EVER this one...Laughing
(ask him why he hasn't visited a venture capital company if his idea is so damn good? Cool )

If you feel it is a Lad and need some really nice "due diligence" forms, (17 or 18 pages that MUST be filled in detail + be notarized by an outside accountancy firm) PM me. I'll send you a batch for your Lad to fill out.

I would love to see Lad answers to the questions on these forms anyway.
Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Would you fund a project of mine?

It's a movie about a Nigerian guy who's made to travel to Singapore and other distant places believing he's going to get an inheritance and marry a nice girl... but the truth is that he's the plaything of a group of very intelligent and sadistic members of an internet forum...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Nyaah!

Never would happen!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only if Eddie Murphy or Will Smith plays the lead.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll fund it...
But 3D must play himself.
Shooting begins in Kamchatka next month...
I'm sure 3D can get a visa.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wasn't he going to South Africa in the end?

What happened to Bahamas?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If he's a man of God, why not ring the chap up, a make a date. Say Eocene at 7ish? Do invite one Mr. Charles Darwin. He's so up to date on these things, you know.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WhiteKing419 wrote:
Only if Eddie Murphy or Will Smith plays the lead.


Hmm - I'd opt for Marlon Wayans, who made that godawful Dungeons and Dragons movie even more farcical.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

IP comes to Las Vegas 24.253.121.30

I may be investing in this stuff.......He's agreed to meet me in person. Let's see if I can get him to fly to NYC.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Eliza - Maybe you'll get a Clock Icon for time travel, instead of a pith helmet, if you get him there. Good luck! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah - because NYC is 2 hours ahead of this guy.

I'm thinking the best place to meet for this one is TIMES SQUARE! (And I know the perfect web cam!) Laughing

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Make sure you let us know, even if we have to set our alarms. Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

our genius writes:

Quote:
C.I.A. closed me down on ebay. Don't know if I can relist. need seed money to take public. Guarantee awsome Rewards. Will share absolutes. Ground work for a multi-billion dollar industry in which we will corner market initially. My work is basis. So my work legitimizes and validates method. Guarantee time of future. Astounding algorithms. Prepared to outsource Timepieces. Can sell almost infinite time slots. My work is only one that can claim this. Shall I go on. I am honest. We can arrange meeting. I am in Las Vegas. Will disclose absolutes only in person. Ron Francis Clockstar


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Why in the world would the CIA close you down? That doesn't surprise me. This government of ours is always trying to screw whoever is one step above them over. That makes me want to invest even more.

I have a few buddies who may be interested in investing, too. We could take this really far. I know a wealthy widowed woman named C4rri3 Rob1ns0n. She's retired and spends too much time with the , knitting and sewing. She would be the perfect person to work with us, as she's got advertising links. When would you be free to meet?

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