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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks to Cachuma, her wonderful bait, and her Hessie character, I have added a new modality to one of my existing characters. Borrowing the photo of Hessie, I sent out a photo of "Connie" to Hendri˘k Be-n, who has written me 12 times in 5 days, with another 3 times as the lawyer. Today, alone, he wrote me 5 times!

It's a typical bog standard NOK scam, with funds in UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA, etc, 8.3 million, etc, abandoned, blah, blah....

The emails hace included titles such as:
Quote:
I LOVE YOU


Quote:
urgent Message.HONEY


Quote:
Remain blessed my LOVE


Quote:
be proud of yourself honey.no conditions is permanent.


Quote:
ONE LOVE HONEY

and
Quote:
IN LOVE WITH YOU.I SWEAR HONEY.


"˘onnie" is already quite rich, of course. She has received a structured settlement for a propsane tank explosion, and only invests in real estate. She gets a cheque for USD50,000 every three months! But I am sure this guy loves her for her inner beauty..... she's deaf, too, so no phone.... but she can afford the $23,000 ( Shocked ) in fees they need fror the transaction...

Anyway, am hoping to work this into another safari to [email protected] [email protected]@ri Camp in a neighboring country for a romantic liaison......


Quote:

SKILLY CHAMBERS SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATE.
TEL:+228 222 56 014.KPALIME-LOME.
TOGO
E-MAIL:[email protected]

ATTN:MRS, Connie XXXXX
ADDRESS : 720 PARK AVENUE, NY,10021.
COUNTRY:USA.
E-MAIL:XXXXXyahoo.com

THE FILE WAS TENDERED TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF TOGO
AWAITING THE SCAN COPY OF YOUR DRIVE
LICENCE/INTERNATION TRAVELLING PASSPORT/ID CARD.THE
BELOW IS THE FEES TO BE PAID TO THE HIGH COURT OF TOGO
TO ACQUIRE THE APPROVAL OF SIGNATURES ENDORSEMENT FOR
THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF THE FUND.

HIGH COURT LEGAL FEES.

1)COURT REGISTRATION FEES........: 3,150.00US$ Equiv.
2)COURT MOBILIZATION FEES........: 2,800.00US$ Equiv.
3)AFFIDAVIT/OAT FEES.............: 4,049.56US$ Equiv.
4)STAMPS DUTY:…………………………........…: 1,958US$
Equiv.
5)CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FEES……...……: 5,200.75US$ Equiv.
6)APPROVAL FEES:……………………………......: 6,254US$
Equiv.
TOTAL............................:23,413.91US$ Equiv.

KINDLY PAY THIS LEGAL FEES THROUGH WESTERN UNION TO THE
NAME AS BELOW:

RECEVER’S NAME:GAGLO.K.CHANAL.
RECEIVER’S ADDRESS:BP.628.AKODESEWA.
CITY:LOME.
COUNTRY:TOGO.

AS REGARDS THE MONEY TRANSFER RULES AND REGULATIONS OF
THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN TOGO.YOU HAVE TO
SEND THE REQUESTED FEES IN SEQUENCES OF 4,000US$ FROM
DIFFERENT WESTERN UNION POSTS OF YOUR AREA ONCE YOU
SENT THEM KINDLY FORWARD THE PAYMENT INFORMATION AS
BELOW.

and etc, etc.....

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My mugu is peristent about the WU fees.... but ˘onnie is a bit nervous. It does seem a bit too goog to be true.....
Quote:

--- hend///rich ben <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hi Honey,
>
> I developped this interest since the death of
> Mummy Theresa(RIP).If you did not trust my
> LOVE.HONEY I prefer we be advisory friends and
> nothing like LOVE matter but if you are not doubting
> me accept all what I told you and will be telling
> you.
>
> About your coming,when would you make it?I will be
> glad if you can be here for the new year,I would
> have prefer that you come here first to see my
> children my old father and be sure of what am
> telling you.I will like you to have it in mind that
> am a poor man but with sincere LOVE to his
> sayings,if you can land on the 31/12/2007 or before
> then I mean my sayings.
>
> Honey I told you about the court registration fees
> of 3,150US$ if you will be here on the 31/12/2007
> just come with the 3,150US$ but if you can not make
> it just send the 3,150US$ today without delay,I will
> be online pick my message and stay tune I will
> explain to you how to enter yahoo messenger chat.
>
> Your LOVE HONEY.
>
> Barr.Hen///drich Ben$on.
>

Well, ˘onnie write
>
Quote:
My Dear Hendri/ch,
No! I trust you! Please don't back away from me. I want you more than the money. I have a lot of money, anyway. I am ready to come over. I will have alls the funds. I don't doubt you, I just feel so lucky to have met you that I am amazed at my good luck. What a lovely thing. This is the best thing that ever happened to me!
I can't get the funds until the 2nd of january. I spoke with my banker, I didn't tell him why, and he is willing to give me an advance on my settlement, more of a short term loan. I will be flying over to Togo next week Friday, with all of the money for the whole settlement. I am planning on traveling with $35,000. I looked at all the fees, and I have that, plus I was thinking I could get us a nice hotel, maybe go to a jungle lodge, or a safari camp. I am going write the travel agent today.
Is there aything you want from America? I could bring you an iPod or a laptop, if you need one. You aren't married, right?
PLEASE wait for me. If you need to secure this by selling land or a car, do that because I can repay it all when I meet you.
I am going to make arrangements today.
I don't doubt you. I am so happy. Thank you for being there for me. I really don't know what to say. We will be so happy! I love you! I really do love you!
All of my love,

˘onnie

This is the tip of the sewage flow. This guy has written me a dozen emails in the last 24 hours! Shocked I am thinking, of course, that a visit to Benin is in order, to that new fancy safari camp they have over there....

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gee, Doc! You're coming on so strong, I sure hope he doesn't get cold feet! Good luck at the new Benin Camp! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, I doubt he is going to twig. As well as being a prize charlie, this guy is a writing machine! 5 emails today, with titles such as:

Quote:
urgent reply my sweety/honey

Quote:
DESPITE YOUR RICHES AM I GOING TO BE RESPECTED AS THE HUSBAND?????

Quote:
NARRATE UR DREAM.

and
Quote:
CONGRATULATIONS.CHANGE OF NAME ON THE FILE.
this last one being from the "barrister"

˘onnies emails are increasingly pornographic, and he keeps vowing unending love. The trip is scheduled for the 7th of January, because I have RL commitments that will keep me off the computer.

I need to start posting them as this guy is a gem. He was instantly "in love" after seeing "Hessie" (and thank you, Cachuma, for such an indispensible resource). He is the worst kind of predator...

For a little teaser of his style:

Quote:
Subject: DESPITE YOUR RICHES AM I GOING TO BE RESPECTED AS THE HUSBAND?????

Hi HONEY,

Ok,I accept your excuse for jungle lodge but here in Togo there is nothing like that but we shall move to Ghana if you want to watch African wild animal but our lodging will be here in Togo in Honour of my late adoptive Mum Theresa Benson,hope you can remember her through my narration of yesterday.

Honey,why this?"Maybe we could get married?"are you still doubting me?you think you will stay 2weeks with me and we shall not have legal alliance before you return,if possible we return together if you can make an arrangement with your embassy there,now you will request for two visas,visa to Togo and of Ghana two because I want a VIP treatment during your stay here with me.

I LOVE to be respect by doing things in a legal way and diplomatic,am a poor but not by birth but by nature,HONEY it will be a dream to you if you view my album,am not much handsome but am a loving one,that is part of God's wisdom in me,I LOVE you HONEY.I will scan you pictures on monday because I don't have scanning machine at home and all officess colses till monday.

HONEY,I don't take alcohol but to please you I will do am vegetarian but because of you I will eat anything eatable,I don't smoke but I will smoke if you requested but one important thing you should have in mind is that,you will not refuse me fuck any moment I request for it for your 2weeks stay with me,reply yes to this alone with a page,you will enjoy me HONEY Shocked .am not a JIGOLO but devote my time to please my HONEY.I am crazily wating for you,hope the date from 2nd january will be your fertility period?because the stay together must be for the issue not for the transaction.

HONEY supposing I am rich like you I would have said we forget the transaction and continue with our matrimonia discussions but I hate depending on friends or partner.I will like you to excuse my for this but I don't like to be hypocrite,it's my feeling but am not a lazy husband on bed and in taking care of my resposibilities in the couple life,are you ready to give my the respect as your husband?.

This message must be for both of us no one must be aware at all,ok HONEY?.

HONEY.

Barr.HenXXXdrich BXXX

I just told him I am going to Benin.....

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply to the above:
Quote:

Dear Hend//rich,
I am not doubting you, but I am scared that this is
going so fast! I feel like a princess in a fairy tale.
When we are married, I will serve you like a queen.
I, too, am vegetarian, and I don't smoke, or drink. I
love making love with my man, and I will try anything
in bed you could ever want. Nothing is off limits for
you. Water sports, B&D, S&M, whips and whipped cream,
anal, it's all good!

The lodge is a little exclusive place in Benin. I am
getting the confirmation email next week, and will
forward it to you. I hope that this week together will
enable us to see the true people we are, and that
afterwards we will be inseparable.
I am not telling anyone. I want to bring you back
with me and see how surprised everyone is!
You will be as rich as me, soon. And then we can do
anything we want. I own a lot pf property in New York,
some apartment buildings, some commercial real estate,
and the money comes in every month from that. Every
three months I get another settlment check, so I am
doing very well. I can teach you about real estate,
too. I am thinking we should buy some land in Vermont,
maybe build a ski cabin at Stowe. I could teach you to
ski, if you wanted.
Well, I should run. I have to buy something for you
today, a small, but expensive, gift, with my credit
card. Have you ever heard of a Rolex watch? They are
like small cars for your wrist.
I love you, my sweet man. Oh, I called you "my
husband" in an email today
. Don't worry, it was to the
solicitor. You don't mind me calling you husband, do
you?
All of my love, to you,

Connie

and now:
Quote:
Hi HONEY,I am grateful to you,please stop thinking that our LOVE affaire is too rapide,if am not mistaken we are destinated but not the one controlling our own destiny,I like you to be addressed MR BensonEmbarassed hencefort,HONEY I am very sorry I appreciate the rolex wrist watch but am a simple man,if I put on the rolex watch you will like me more but apart from this rolex I will like you to be aware that I will like you to be buying simple atires anytime you wish to surprise me.HONEY don't feel hurted ok.

HONEY I love,like and highly appreciate the surprises they are not gifts because am a give of God to you likewise you are to me because we have common interests;not so,HONEY?how did you locate the jungle lodge in Benin?through someone or how?Benin is a fine Country will appreciate it.

Please,be patience I am yours don't be too anxious because I want you here in Togo on the 2nd january 2008,if you know that it wouldn't be possible on the 2nd january,HONEY tell me now so that I will be aware because am inpatiencely expect you on my chest and on yours,would you be happy if you view my naked-picture ?does our child be happy one day come accross this?would you supply to him or her a satisfactory excuses or answer?I can do as you request but think of these and reply.

I can not because you asked for my naked-picture I will ask you yours,am happy that you are happy because all your requests from me are from the happiness,but remember the faster unwisdom creator of our GOD,the devil and devil is always in human form,beware don't let devil be aware of our God's plan.

I am very sorry for these comments but am all to you and I must care for my responsibilities over you even if you are richer than me,your submissions to me is the rest of mind to our living and of our child,I want you to have this in mind once we've trull agreed to marry each other.and we have to be prayerful over the issue,for the utmost guidance of our GOD towards or steps.

I LOVE you HONEY.yes,I contacted the attorney Gaglo.K.Chanal for the change of your name,to easy our legal alliance both in Africa and US.I LOVE you HONEY,OUR GOD is LOVE,once we respect the LOVE we belief in OUR GOD.

HONEY,I prefer iPOD to laptop and you need to buy two for easier communication between us before we can understand ourselves with sign by talking due to you earing conditions,hope you understand this,I am not stopping you from wearing jewelries and if you like me too to be put chains and wrist watches,bags I will do it simply to make you happy because I will not like to see you unhappy a second,I want us to be happy for the rest of our life,don't mind me and my long message,it's just for you and our futiure,I want us to understand each other quick as if we are together for years.because I want to proof to people in your enviroment that you are hopefully to be happy despite the tragedies,our GOD is LOVE and HAPPY.

Come down with the edible g string,I will like you to be happy.I can say much about the amour will be both day and night but my comment is "you will find me to the top of your desires/satisfactories"

Your HONEY.

H.Ben////XXX.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply
Quote:
Dear Hendrich,
My love, I am sorry to be so scared, but I am soooooooooooooo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy to have found you!!!!!
Okay, I wll get the two iPods, but I can't hear much. Maybe we could give it to an orphan in Africa.
I can't send a naked photo to you, silly! I need you to unwrap me like a Christmas present that arrives a bit late, and then you will see me. I'm not as pretty as I used to be, but I know how to please a man. I will not say no to ANYTHING you want from me in bed. I did want your photo to look at when I have a go with my hairbrush handle this evening. It's important for women to be pleased everyday, my doctor told me that is good for me. I don't do myself everyday, but at least every two days. You will meet a hungry woman in me!
I hope you like me when we meet. I don't want you to be disappointed, so I am buying some more jewelry, to make myself pretty for you.
So, I will let you know when I can for sure be at the Lodge. My friend, Melanie, told me about it, she said it was so beautiful, and very romantic. I think it will be sweet for us to have a week together! Save up your man mayo as you will have a lot of work to do for me!
All of my love, to you,

Connie


And now I leave hiom for the day as I have to go work.... This guy could be a full time job!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The guy writes Connie again, an hour later:
Quote:
--- hendrXXXXXX.ca> wrote:

> Hi HONEY,the buyer of the car came with his
> mechanical engineer to verify all the faults of the
> car,all was done and he deposited 350US$ to purchase
> the worn out spear parts to put the car to his
> taste.
>
> he will pay the balance any moment from 2pm
> tommorow.ok bring along a laptop for me,I need two
> different suits(black and white colours)the white
> for the alliance day and the black colour for the
> entertainment/reception,the same colours for
> yourself and we are going to buy local material here
> to sow some African style for part of the alliance
> ceremonies and when we reach US we shall organise a
> cocktail part as welcome/introductory party for
> me,for your people to view the mercy of God in us
> especially you and this will encourage more to be
> hopeful in life.
>
> My hobby is to make love with whom I LOVE,am not a
> saint but you will be praiseful to your LORD for our
> rencontre.
>
> Who is Melanie,I hate my wife to like her girl
> friend than or as me.ok,I will like you to have this
> in mind because women relationship is chidish and I
> can not share my wife time with friends,have this
> clear and ready to practice it,if you are with your
> friend no matter what is on the table between you
> and her or them,please I will not exercise a minute
> to have you with me,not for amour but to feel your
> present.
>
> I LOVE you,for the suits wear you can buy me XL
> and two quality shoes(white and black)number
> 40-41.and the rest you can decorate me to your taste
> but....not extravagantly.address me never as
> Hendrich unless when you are annonyed but you will
> never call me Hendrich because you can never be
> annonyed unless you want to cheat me.
>
> I am your LOVE,about the pictures it's not
> possible until Monday,ok HONEY.
>
> HONEY.kindly make a move call me tonight for us to
> demostrate a bit of romatic craze,I need it
> tonight,please none of our discussion should not
> lickout ok.once you are happy reading my
> messages,just be praising our LORD and you will be
> feeling me,even if you are mastipating tonight but
> will be when you are on phone with me,I swear that
> you will released satisfactorily
and get exhausted
> and get to sleep with hope and romantic dreams
. Shocked
>
> CALL 00XXXXXX1.TONIGHT FOR GOD SAKE HONEY,I
> NEED TO RELEASE TONIGHT FOR LONG WITH THE ONE I
> LOVE.OK

>
> HONEY.


Well, this sounds serious! He wants me to be released satisfactorily... over the phone! So, Connie writes back.....

Quote:
My Dearest Beloved Hendrich,
I cannot tell you how happy I am. Okay, I am buying a latptop, with a 17 inch screen and wireless, a lot of memory and a huge hard drive. I have a friend who knows about this, and he says that this will meet all your needs. I am going to order it tomorrow, and it should be here by Tuesday.
I am very excited to be untied with you. I have been so lonely for so long, and now I will have someone to share my life with. I am so happy for your kindness.
Melanie is just a girl friend! She has been to one of these safari camps in Cameroon, and says that the one in Benin is run by the same company. We will have a full week together to just experience each other.
The only part that makes me sad is that I can't call. I can't hear well because of the accident. I don't have a phone. I used to use a teletxt phone, but everyone uses email now, so I gave my teletext phone to the hospital to help other deafs who can't do email. I like hitting the hairbrush into me when I can't sleep. I can do that sometimes three times to come, and would love to do it with you on the phone, but I dn't hear well, so wouldn't be able to answer you. Sorry. I hope this doesn't make you not want me again. I'm really sorry. Now I'm crying.
Please understand that I can make you happy! I will serve you like a a king!
Anyway, please let me know if you mind being with a deaf woman. I can read lips, and I know sign language, and I can talk, I just can't hear well.
I love you.
All of my love,

Connie


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HOLY MOLY! I just found this thread -- I haven't been in this forum much lately, since I was away on a ski trip. WOW! Nice to see that "Hessie" has found another man to love her. Laughing Laughing

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I will not say no to ANYTHING you want from me in bed. I did want your photo to look at when I have a go with my hairbrush handle this evening. It's important for women to be pleased everyday, my doctor told me that is good for me. I don't do myself everyday, but at least every two days. You will meet a hungry woman in me!


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

What I wanna know is, how come I'M the one stuck with the "Brushes More Than Her Hair" moniker? Laughing All I did was borrow that concept - you are the master of it!

Do keep us posted. Ever since my Botswana safari ended, things have been rather quite in hairbrush-land.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, Doc! That Hessie character is one powerful slut! I sure hope this "gem" of yours can handle what she has in store for him! LMAO LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, my mugu, who writes 5-7 times a day, did not write today. Perhaps its Sunday, and scarming is his job, takes some time off, but ˘onnie is really unhappy here....


Slaphappy, yeah, ˘onnie sure is looking in all the wrong places... Cachuma, true, the whole hairbrush thing, >tsk, tsk< the work of my iner 12 YO..... and I ended up getting "warned for... etc"......

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Hi Hendrich,
I see you don't really love me. You didn't write today at all.
I just spent USD4700 on a plane ticket to go see you, bought a laptop and a watch, and even the two iPods you asked for, but you didn't write me.
What did I do? Why don't you love me anymore?
I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you stay away from me. I hope we can overcome this time and be together. Why didn't you write me today? Please let me know what I did!
I'm sorry.
All of my love, to you,

Connie


I have RL issues next week, so will return his lack of emails soon....

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he wrote me 3 times yesterday, one was short, begging me to write him, the other two a bit longer:


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Hi HONEY,I am very sorry for this,all the night I kept remembering you but it was not easy for me because I drank a dirty water in the mechanic workshop when we were repairing the car to be up to the taste to get the money as our plans.

HONEY,I reached home and this chronical disentary started I took all the necessary medicines but fail on till this money after critical vomits and shits that made me felt weak but because of you I tried to hang by my computer to send you this message.

HONEY,please don't think that I can forget you easily like this and I will like you to understand that you can nnot leave me for another man,if you do you will account for it in the judgement day,because I LOVE you as you her not because of what you have but you must understand this forever.

I told you that we don't have to give chance to devil or devilish people to whispper in to our ears to avoid change of mind,to do this is to keep our relationship confidential either sweeter or sweet,from this utmost silence from me which gave you much concerns and you are not aware that despite my critical conditions you were and are in my mind but if you narrate to someone before and when you did not hear from me you still inform the person,can you imaging the advices you will receive.please confidentiality till we shall have our issue and the issue will grow and tell us one day that Dad/Mum I like to be in LOVE as both of you,I will be grateful if you can understand me better.

Your HONEY.


and

Quote:
HONEY,I appreciate any little efforts you input,you have to understand that I don't know what next to say,I waited your call that night despite my health condition;you can think of how I was with the critical desentary,all my veins and artris weaked to support my body was problem but my heart was to you and I heard nothing in mind that you.

I that you for making it up as promise,the arrival is for when(fligth schedule-flight number dat and time)I will like to have the very time the flight will land so that i will enter the arrival hall and get you kisses from there till outside,I will be waiting for the wedding attire-the two suits-black and white colours,the shoe size 40-41black and white collour.

HONEY,is it important to come with the laptop since we shall leave to US and I like a situation where you will present me to you father and mother alone because they will be happy to see both LOVERS but other member of the family will be when you are pregnant Shocked because my arrival to others will/may be of thought and it will look embarrassing to me,if you think that if your father and mother will be nervous seeing me,I prefer the pregnant before appearing to them,HONEY did I think well?.

HONEY,think positive about me and any of my actions any moment when present with you or absent and be proud of yourself when am absent and present with you,it will be of great pride to me too,only God knows why HE did this but I never think negative about our LOVE matter,may be it's because am a poor man,but poor my that is highly satisfied with what he possessed.

I LOVE you HONEY,stop mastipating yourself as from this moment on,so that you will be hungry to meet my sexual desires,can you do this?I laid down flat yesternigth repeated your name several time and released,despite my conditions,Am waiting for you.you can return the laptop buy fearly used clothes and shoes if possible some toys babies which we shall share to less priviledged ones in Togo.HONEY,it's my thought but you can bring your oppinions too,eagerly waiting your reply.I am still week but will try to please your desires and to ashame devil to touched your my to the extend you wept.HONEY you don't have to think a second that I leave you for reasons,but always have it in mind that you will not break my heart.

Your HONEY.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I prefer the pregnant before appearing to them,HONEY did I think well?.
Gee, Doc! Better get ready to be preggo right away! He has big plans for you. don't you break your lover's heart, now, hear me?
hehehe Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Well, SH, I like a direct speaking man, though, what with my anatomical situation, whiskers, kickstand, it is quite unlikely I will be getting pregnant!

Simba, I have sent an email to you requesting confirmation for this lad. I look forward to the level of professionalism and courtesy I have come to expect from 5imba [email protected]@ri5! As I mentioned, he is in Togo, so making him travel up close to the park is a great opportunity to make my lad is miserable.

˘onnie is overjoyed at hearing back from our lad, but, in a bipolar way, a bit pissed at him:

Quote:

Hendrich,
Don't you EVER not write to me for a whole day! You
asshole! I was so worried! YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH ME
THAT WAY! I have feelings! If you want to get rid of
me, just tell me!
Okay, I am buying shoes, too, dear, too, like you
asked. I love you!
I like the idea of us having our baby right away,
then we can enjoy him more while we are still young. I
am planning on getting pregnant at the camp, won't
that be soooooooooooooooo romantic?

My father died, but my mother is still alive. She is
82 years old, and in the nursing home, so she is not
fully okay in her head, but I still love her. She
doesn't always remember me when I visit.
I haven't told ANYONE about us! This is a big
secret! No one even knows I am going to see you! They
will be so surprised when they meet you, and we come
home with all of that money! I already have a lot, but
with our money, we will be super rich!
I am looking at new apartments for us here in the
city. I already own quite a few, they pay rent every
month, but I think a larger apartment is in order, for
our family.
Anyway, the new plan is that you and I will have the
jungle lodge from the 9th until the morning of the
16th. After that I would love to go to Togo with you
and meet your family, maybe do some siteseeing. I can
extend my ticket if we want to spend more time in
Togo.
Just seeing your email makes me HOT! I think my
panties are damp right now. But I will not satisfy
myself again until you are the one rooting around like
a feral pig in my groin, looking for a truffle, and I
will wash your face in my juices. I have put the
hairbrush into the safe where I keep some of my
jewelry, so I won't satisfy my needs. Save up your man
mayo for me, okay, big boy? You will have a lot of
work to do!

Thank you, thank you, thank you for writing to me,
you wonderful man! I am soooooooooooooo lucky to have
met you! We will be soooooo happy together!
All of my love, to you,

Connie Hendrich

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Subject! I PROMISE YOU TO STOP RELEASING AS FROM NOW TILL YOUR ARRIVAL.

Mrs,Connie HONEY Hendrich.

WHY ARE YOU CHANGE DATE OF ARRIVAL,FROM JAN 2.2008 TO 9TH.JAN.2008,CHANGING THE VENUE.I LOVE ALL BUT BE SPECIFIC.I AM NOT ALRIGHT AND YOUR CHANGING OF PROGRAMME IS GIVING MORE HEALTH INJURES,I WANT THE SPECIFIC DATE OF ARRIVAL AND THE VENUE.BEAR WITH ME THAT I DON'T HAVE CAR NOW TO JOIN YOU IN BENIN,HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS,I WILL NOT BE AT EASE WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE SPENDING FROM YOUR POCKET.HONEY THINK OVER THIS AM THE MAN THAT SUPPOSED TO BE BUYING FOR YOU BUT WITH THIS PROGRAMME NOW YOU WILL BE SPENDING.

I WILL LIKE TO HAVE YOUR MIND ABOUT THIS,I LOVE YOU BUT DON'T WANT TO STRESS YOU FINANCIALLY BUT WILL EXHAUSTED YOU WITH LOVELY HONEY FUCK FROM BATHROOM TO THE KITCHEN TO THE SITTING ROOM TO THE BALCONY IF POSSIBLE TO THE GARDEN OF THE LODGING.

HONEY HENDRICH.
To which our lass replies:
Quote:
Hi Honey!
Thank you for writing me!
Okay, I am flying on the 8th, but arriving in Benin the 9th. I am supposed to be catching a connecting flight to some place up north, and then they will send a bus, to pick us up. They are sending us a confirmation email, which explains how to get there.
Silly! I delayed until I could get all the money to bring over. I'm sorry for the delay, but I wanted to make sure that we would have anough money to do the whole transaction. I also am waiting for them to deliver the things I bought you! You stilll want the laptop and ipods, right? The Rolex will be here tomorrow, too.
Please don't worry about the money. I have plenty, and soon, when we get the money out, you will hav almost as much as me! If you want, you can pay me back, but I don't really care because you are my husband, or will be, soon. Please, don't even think about it, it's not the important thing.
I am saving myself for you, honey.
All of my love, to you,

Connie

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Shocked

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HONEY,I reached home and this chronical disentary started I took all the necessary medicines but fail on till this money after critical vomits and shits that made me felt weak but because of you I tried to hang by my computer to send you this message.


Oh my what a romantic lad! Ya that would definitely inspire me to whip out the ol' hairbrush handle and wail on myself for a while.

All I can say is....EEEEEWWWW!!!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing

This guy is turning out to be a real gem. More popcorn popping! (Not sure if I can eat it, tho, with all this lovely mental imagery...)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Right, you are, Cachuma. And it doesn't help when Doc starts talking about feral pigs, either! Shocked I think I've lost my appetite for popcorn, Doc.

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Oh my what a romantic lad! Ya that would definitely inspire me to whip out the ol' hairbrush handle and wail on myself for a while.
Yes, I get tingly all over reading it. Not.


Quote:
^Right, you are, Cachuma. And it doesn't help when Doc starts talking about feral pigs, either! I think I've lost my appetite for popcorn, Doc.


Sorry Embarassed , but, remember, its not me! It's the Spirit of Hessie! What a pervert she is!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, my plaything sent me a nice new years eve card, awwwww, sweet. Rolling Eyes

I responded, mentioning Melanie, my friend... which makes him unhappy...

Quote:

Dear Hendrick,
Thank you for such a wonderful New Years card. You
are sooooo creative! What a nice thought.
Yes! That is the plan! I am soooooooooooooo excited!

How did you spend the New Years? I stayed at home
with my friend Melanie. She keeps asking me why I am
going to Africa, but, I don't tell her! This is our
big secret! Won't she be surprised when we are married
and I am going to have a baby?!
Be sure to write me, and tell me what you like in
sex.
I love you!
All of my love, to you,

Connie


Quote:
Hi HONEY,

Compliment of the year 2008,the excellent year of the years in bothselves life,I am plentifully happy will our rencontre and I am praying to God every second to assist us against the temptation of devil and humanly devilish mind,Melani was not supposed to be aware that you azre coming to Africa for no reason,she's your friend not your God,you supposed to keep this confidential till she sees you with your HONEY with pregnant after some months.

But,you've informed her and you can no more avoid her from asking you everytime,now the solution is that you should not inform her about your mission to Africa and you should not be annonyed with her anytime she asks you,you will now apply diplomatic life with her,is she married?have children?kindly tell me more about her to give you some psychological predition about her.HONEY it's not that am interested in her but just to give you some clues about her questions to you mission is Africa.

I love you HONEY once you get through with the information of the jungle lodge in the Northern part of Benin let me be aware and your full schedular preparation must be detailed to me.so as to make the journey stressless.are you sure Melani is not your bed-mate,HONEY I hate having rival,kindly inform me in your next message that you are in big fight with your brush,because the brush is my rival number one and if you did not keep away from it/him I will be aware,are you sure of that?

I love stay 30-45 minutes before I release so that you will release 1-3times before I do for you to enjoy me better.I will proof it on the bed,this is not mouth.

Your HONEY.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

˘onnie replies:

Quote:
Hendick,
Melanie is my friend. She is the one who told me about the 5afari camp, remember? She is divorced, and lonely, so we spend time together. I didn't mention you or the money, silly! She has two children, darling little boys, Iggy and Stephen.
She thinks it's great that I a getting out to see some place. I am very excited. You don't need to worry about Melanie! She is just my friend! You are my husband!
Well, I put the brush away. I am trying to save myself up for you, but.... I used a cucumber last night, thinking of you. Sorry. I can't help it. I need to get rid of the hairbrush anyway as it smells.
I am going to be busy the next few days, so if you don't hear from me right away, you know I am still in love with you.
I love you, my wonderful man.
All of my love, to you,

Connie



Simba? I need to make a reservation!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Doc LMAO!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, sadly, I have to go work for a few days.... so this will have to stew. I am sending a sad email as he did not write me today Crying or Very sad

Quote:
Hendrich,
You didn't write me today. I am sorry for whatever I did. I wish you would write me. I hope that we can be married still. If you are mad at me, I am sorry.
Melanie doesn't know anything, and I do not sleep with her. I see you suspected me of that. What kind of woman do you think I am? ( Laughing )
Please write me.
I have everything to bring to you, now. I hope that you will still meet with me.
Please let me know if you are engry with me. I'm sorry. Let me know why you stopped writing me. I will do anything for you.
All of my love, to you.

Connie

This should get our lazy lad up off his ass to send me some more lovey dovey stuff. He really wants the USD35,000 I am bringing and the laptop, Rolex and two ipods.....

Real life really interferes right now, so I will be looking for wifi spots while out. I wish I wasn't working right now.... dang...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dr stephen williams wrote:

Melanie doesn't know anything, and I do not sleep with her.


Shocked What..!!! My name being taken in vain.... Laughing

Listen Doc, whilst Connie is out of town, why not put your mugu in touch with the lovely Melanie.
It could provide an interesting twist.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The complex web is made easier with redundant characters....

Well, I pestered another email to him:

Quote:
Hendrich,
I HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING TOGETHER FOR THE TRIP! WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ME?!? I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU! PLEASE!
I have collected the funds. Some of it is in cash, and some of it is in Travelers checkes from American Express. I have your watch and things.
Are you mad with me? Why don't you write? I am sooooooooo scared that you are angry with me! Please, I only told Melanie that I was going to Benin because she told me about the safari camp! I didn't tell her about the money or us having a baby! That is our little secret!
I love you, baby. Pleas write ma and let me know. I stopped satisfying myself, so am very eager to see you! I am saving it all for you!
I love you!
All of my love, to you!

Connie

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Doc, I have completely stopped brushing my hair anymore. I can't even LOOK at a hairbrush. And I will never eat a cucumber again.

Damn, that connie is one wacky lady! LOL!

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