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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder maybe you are right that Dan has been abandonned by his family and his "cousin" as well, which may be the true part in this otherwise incredibly cheap and funny gangster story...I thought he found out your church was not real. Is he believing in it to be able to address you again for help just for show or is he really believing in it again?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan was never involved in my church. He has been trying to scam my single waitress in Nevada for some time now. That character is trying to get an apology out of him for being such a lazy sh*t.

Now the ex-husband, a pastor of the church, is involved.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan sounds desperate to get out, but can't get a passport. (Well, he is a terrorist)
Quote:
Dad,
I have went to the immigration office for another passport they did'nt give me i don't know why,Dad can you tell Meldr3w Vict0r to help me get a UK passport because i need one,if he can i will do anything he wants me to doShocked,if he agrees tell me so i can send you my birth certificate.
From Dan
Dad i need a job that they can come to Nigeria and pick me up and take me to UK,i need this kind of Job urgent a very good one that is not stressful.

Dan, we all want a job like that.

Vict0r Meldr3w will be in touch, he is the boss at Spunkf3st Productions, specialists in 'gentleman's' movies.

I had a look in Vict0r's long forgotten inbox, as well as a load of spam I found this gem, dated this morning:

Quote:
Hello Friend,
I have mde up my mind,i will work in the company,so send me a photo regarding how the photo should look like.and if you are sending me money after the photo has been taken send it through western union money transfer.
i await your fast response and send me a photo regarding how the photo should look like.
Best Regards,


Now there's a challenge Smile.

Quote:
Dear Dan,

I am very busy with the final edit of 'Willy W*nker and the Chocolate Factory', however we will be shooting a new project very soon. How are you with girls? Do you know any?

I will get back to you in a couple of days,

.


It's taken for granted that, like his test for 'The Stretcher' you had him do, whatever it is will be very NSFW and never put on Eater unless heavily censored. Any suggestions? I did find some pics of a guy being rogered by a large lady with a strapon that may break new ground for lad abuse....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he did say,
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i will do anything he wants me to do
so maybe the strapon might suit him... Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anyone told Dan he can be a stunt driver? I have no idea what he's on about, but if I can find an email he's never been baited from I'll see what I can do. Chances of getting photos of him driving, before we even get to the crashing in flames, are unlikely:

Quote:
Dear Dad,
Dad i wanted you to help me with some oil company workers or your friend that told me be helping him driving a car fast,i need their e-mail address.
how the club hope they are doing fine.don't worry very soon i'll other new mobile line so you can call me.
From your son Dan


Vict0r has heard from Dan again, and made him a job offer. I can never post the 6 pix I sent him, but they will keep him busy at the cafe downloading them - hope noone is looking over his shoulder.

Quote:
Dear Sir,

Why should I help you, you've done nothing for me?

If you want a job in my next film, American Booty, send me some test photos in the style of the ones enclosed.

I'm sorry if being f*cked in the *ss with a dildo isn't your scene, but that's the film we have to make next.

Vict0r Meldr3w

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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With a little bit of envy, my role be reduced again to the admiring spectator. Prinz is no more on Dan´s "To do and ask for help"-list... Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Frumpy, Dan has sent S0ludo's secretary two emails today, so he's still hot to trot. Plus he's begged my church pastor for $20k to go back to school. Dan's back!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wanna ride the Dan merry-go-round with you Very Happy
Just sent him this. Chuck, you will be pleased to hear how satisfied I am with your services:
Quote:
Dear Mr. Dan1el,

I would like to congratulate for for your excellent tip!

You recommended Barrister S0lud0.

I was able to recover about 70% of my Ab4ch4-loss.

Thank you once again. You have helped a friend.

All the very best. Do count on me when times should be rough.

--
signed by:

Have I received your bill yet, Chucky?
Apart from that, Jayhawk, your Dan experiences should lead me to use my Chrys315 girl character on him, which would give him one more motive (besides money)...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just when I thought Dan was lost to me forever, I get this touching email.


Quote:
Hi Babe,
How are you today,i hope you are fine.
Well Babe i was very sorry for the mess you entered because of the love you had for me sweetheart,i want to let you know that it won't happen again i promise.
i love you babe take care of yourself for me.
Bye i love you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Naw, Dan is never really gone. He seems to have a circle of scams, and when one dies out he gets goes on to the next one. Eventually he gets back to scam #1, and it all starts full circle again.

Does Dan realize that F is still having unspeakable things being done to her in prison by Agent J0nes? Does he also realize that it's DAN'S FAULT!

He needs to provide the tongueprints so that J0nes can be arrested and you can be released into his loving arms. (blech)

It's time for Agent F3stus Cl3tus to get back in touch with Dan. F3stus is my good Interp0l agent. J0nes has been sending Dan nasty emails, but apparently that doesn't do anything.

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i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember Father Hugh J0rgens invited Dan to Wa, Ghana, to retrieve the stretch limo from the Police, and what's left of Dan's movie loot? I hadn't checked the box for a few days, this came as a surprise...

Quote:
Dan Danino to me

21 Jan (4 days ago)

Ok,on one condition i will meet you in Ghana again,if you can come to Accra i can help you recover the money,tell me so i can give you the name of the hotel that we're going to be meeting.


I dunno if that ties in with your meetings, anyway I've told him I will meet him in Accra, at a hotel of his choosing. Get packing, Dan.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan has gone silent on me. He got hooked up with the ex-husband of one of my characters who happens to be a pastor in the church and Dan sent him a few emails begging for $20k so he could finish his schooling. Haven't heard from him in a couple of days.

S0ludo could offer to fly to Ghana and pick him up for the Moraco trip. Now that ARK has pithed off S0ludo it looks like Dan is the man.

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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No word to father J0rgens about another trip to Ghana, but he was suitably horrified by the pictures that Vict0r M3ldrew sent him as a guide to his test photos for 'American Booty'.

Quote:
but friend you told me i should only keep my d*ck hard what is this now i can't do this.


Quote:
Dear Dan,

You can't do it?
.
You don't want to be in our industry that badly then.

Let me know if you change your mind, I'll be in touch in the future, if and when we are doing a softer movie.

Victor

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems we are having a problem of motivating him at the moment... Sad silence here, too. And the other lad broke down Sad Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
And the other lad broke down Sad Sad


Well, not completely, but he's well on his way Laughing

Quote:
please what amount is this ? you always confuse me .ever since you
started writing you do not make things clear to me ,
this making me so sick.
please let me understand what this amount is actually meant for .May
be this letter is not for me .i know i need money but certainly not to
cheat people.

a-- r-- k--

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
dan (2/2/2008 9:59:12 AM): babe
dan (2/2/2008 9:59:12 AM): i know you'll be very angry with me babe
dan (2/2/2008 9:59:23 AM): but i still care about u
dan (2/2/2008 11:47:20 AM): babe i just want to let you know that i still love you i am i very sorry for those shits i cost you please babe
dan (2/2/2008 12:47:39 PM): babe i'm missing u
dan (2/2/2008 12:48:15 PM): i have a cam now that you can see me now


It's been nearly a month since Dan has tried contacting F. She never answered the last time.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^which leads me to look into the Prinz´ inbox (actually abandonned for baiting by now), et voilá :
Quote:
18:29 (Vor 7 Stunden)

My dear Prinz,
I really appreciate you,but things has been somehow bad for me since i supported an orphanage home with the sum of $500,000USD i can't even afford to get money as i do before,please friend i wanted you to help me with the sum of 5,000Euros and if i resume my office i'll get you the money paid back to your account.
Please get back to me with your opinion so i can send you my bank account.
Best Regards,
Dan

Hmmm, a bank account from Dan...sounds like a good idea.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the way that having his money confiscated for failing to provide a face scan to prove he is not a terrorist becomes 'i supported an orphanage home with the sum of $500,000USD'. Rolling Eyes Dan should be in PR.

Sometimes Dan just begs for it:

Quote:
Dad,
Is ok i'll contact him,but is there no any kind of job that i can do like the advertisement job i told you about like holding a sign for the company or whatever,just that kind of simple advertisement is what i want.


Luckily that wasn't the same character that got him to do that, I cant keep burning him the same way with different characters, he trusts Roy. The 'I'll contact him' was a movie stunt coordinator who can offer him work crashing blazing cars - Dan sent him his awful 'father was having a Gold company in Ghana' format. father gets hilariously bumped off by 'higher killers' - it must be hard to be a hitman when you're stoned. Razz

Quote:
I'm sorry, I only need stuntmen. Unless you are prepared to crash
burning cars or stand on the edge of a bridge or tall building, forget
it.

Thanks for the thought.


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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan has agreed to become a stuntman.

Quote:
but i hope it will not be hurting.


Until I get some results, I won't be publishing the correspondence, lest the mother of all ethics threads beaks out (again). I have told him to be careful.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

P E A has his bank account Smile
Jayhawk, I forwarded it to you because I do not have an original scam mail from Dan, just plain begging mails (and because I did not know your addy, Roy).
Still waiting for the SWIFT code and the bank address...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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very sorry for those shits i cost you


What did I miss? Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gordon,

He's referring to F's being held in prison by interpol for months now. She is still there and he's sorry.

Her "hero" today.

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dan: y are u been so idle talk too Dan
F: talk to you?
F: you will not talk to me
F: you will not tell me what happened
dan: ok sincerely speaking nothing happened
F: then why is your mother upset with em?
F: me?
dan: i never can tell did u call her?
F: not for a long time now
F: she didn't know where you were
F: i didn't know where you were
F: she got upset at me
dan: sweetheart is ok
dan: so wht do u want us to talk about sweetie?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL_sign

He is back in touch with Interp0l, trying to clear his name.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dan has agreed to become a stuntman.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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F's being held in prison by interpol for months now

How about a touch of the old Stockholm syndrome - let F fall for her captor and she could be allowed out on a date with him (the captor) - which would give her the chance to escape and lure Dan to a new meet Question Or send him insanely jealous.. or both..

Just my 2 cents worth.

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