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KeyserSoze
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Itís shameful that this always seems to happen around this time of year.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits from Walmart has turned out to be quite traumatic. Donít be naive enough to think it couldnít happen to you.

Hereís how the scam works: two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soap with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to some other town.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam...

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kleindoofy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations!!

You're the 3549th person to post that joke on Eater! Razz
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Eliza_Doolittle
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Joined: 16 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Come on KD - lock the post and tell him to RE-post it in the joke thread....so he can be the next person to post it, too....

(Then sit back and wait - I'll do something that will require mod intervention soon.)

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KeyserSoze
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shit, sorry. I thought it was sort of original. I never saw it before and I used to read the forums everyday for an entire year.

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Safari Safari "WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles

"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -

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kleindoofy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=869687#869687

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=807930#807930

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=789147#789147

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=740218#740218

Just a few I found off-hand. Wink
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just for the record, I thought it was just as funny this year as it was the first time I heard it!

If it's the same old joke, just use the same old laugh. Very Happy
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viereinsneun
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, it's not the same joke.

In the version I heard, the girls got directly into the front seat. Maybe they're a bit more inhibited in the US?
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Murry Guru
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Besides the name of the shopping centre that seems to be the current version doing the rounds.

Glad I didn't post it Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The first time i got that joke in my email it was Home Depo
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JMRazor
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a joke worth repeating. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow i heard one that was at the parking lot of a Home Depot, and that it told you wallets were $3.99 at walmart for

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

First time I read about it, there were photos of the ladies doing their soapsuds magic on the windscreen. Yes, they were busting out all over.

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The Man
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I for one have never heard this joke once today

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wasn't this scene used in the 1967 movie "Cool Hand Luke"?

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