| Author |
Message |
Templeton Peck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Still trying to escape from the Military Stockade
|
 Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:58 pm |
  |
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my Mrs has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my Mrs. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? |
_________________
 Ades0 Agb0ngwa - Lagos to Budapest - 2972 miles
Fake Websites Killed -  x 1
Bank Accounts Reported -  x 1  x 1 x 1  x 1  x 1
 |
|
|
|
|
kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:08 pm |
|
| Templeton Peck wrote: |
| ... Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I ... repair it myself? |
Ahh, just eat cake.  |
|
|
|
|
|
nomex419v2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 35
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:13 pm |
|
Taking the entire story in to consideration I would have to say that you need to drink more. Maybe a bit of rum, a splash of vodka, and a nip of whiskey, say, 36 times per day? Sound about right? |
_________________
V1.0 Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:32 pm to Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm
V2.0 Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm to present |
|
|
|
|
Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:16 pm |
|
^^ That will sort out the rust problem sure enough.
After a while you won't care about the rust on the car. In fact you'll probably forget you have a car. |
_________________
 - because you deserve them!  x19    
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
|
|
|
|
Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:32 pm |
|
Making corny jokes is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...only the groans are usually louder with the latter.  |
_________________
£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008)  x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
  |
|
|
|
|
nomex419v2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 35
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:38 pm |
|
Maybe not for her, all the time, but for me.....
For me, the only bad pun is one that isn't made.  |
_________________
V1.0 Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:32 pm to Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm
V2.0 Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm to present |
|
|
|
|
remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:49 pm |
|
make yourself a scouse patio but dig the hole big enough
for the car and stick her in the boot.
will save on the road tax as the car will be 'sorn' now.
|
_________________
x 356
bike shop
you are bauitfull i will show the picture to my kid
Death man walking.
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
|
|
|
|
Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:12 am |
|
Templeton Peck,
I have to agree that the old ones are the best ones.
Although your story is posted in thousands of places on the 'net I suspect that you may even have copied it from previous posts on Eater.
THIS IN 2004
or,
THIS IN 2006
Let's all take bets on who will post it in 2010  |
_________________
Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
 (x4)
My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
|
|
|
|
ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:15 am |
|
I, for one, have never heard it before.
Granted, I don't think I've been in a situation where someone would have told it to me. |
_________________
x3 
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
|
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:36 am |
|
| Quote: |
| Let's all take bets on who will post it in 2010 |
Long bet, and it will require changing the spouse, but my money is on Corona. |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little  ! |
|
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:42 am |
|
|
|
|
|
Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:51 am |
|
Nice one - hadn't heard it in ages!! |
_________________
'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
 2 x 
See SP's Irish Safari!
x14
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
|
|
|
|
Templeton Peck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Still trying to escape from the Military Stockade
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:30 pm |
|
@Breddan Butter,
Actually, i hadn't copied it from another site - a work mate sent it to me in an email. I just thought it would be funny to share.
Please accept my sincerest appologies for not trawling through the previous posts to check whether or not it had been done before.
New year - same old grumpy moderators  |
_________________
Ades0 Agb0ngwa - Lagos to Budapest - 2972 miles
Fake Websites Killed - x 1
Bank Accounts Reported - x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1
|
|
|
|
|
Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:44 pm |
|
Happy to be of assistance.
|
_________________
Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
(x4)
My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
|
|
|
|
nomex419v2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 35
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:22 pm |
|
| remmy223 wrote: |
| ... stick her in the boot... |
She gets upset I here. |
_________________
V1.0 Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:32 pm to Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm
V2.0 Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm to present |
|
|
|
|
|
|
SmartFeed
