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 My doctor says I shouldn't laugh - then I get this.

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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hadn't looked at this account for a while and nearly missed this little gem.

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MAKE ALL OF UNA GENERATION DIE BEFORE DECEMBER AS UNA CUT MY JOB COLLECT MONEY FROM HIM .. BOUNCH OF LASY PEOPLE... THAT MONEY WEY MR RICHARD PAY UNA BEFORE ALL OF YOU WILL SPEND THAT MONEY FINISH YOU ALL WILL DIE MY ACCIDENT AND SNAKE MUST BIT ANY OF YOU THAT WILL GO TO HIS VIILAGE THIS EXMAS SEASON .. WE SHALL SEE.

AND THANK GOD YOU ALL KNOW THE SIZE OF MY DICK AND I PRAY THAT I WILL MEET YOU ALL IN PRISON ONE DAY SO THAT I CAN EXPAND ALL OF YOUR ASS .. I WILL BOURST YOU ASS WITH MY DICK .. WE MUST MEET IN PRISON AND DAY .. AND YOU WILL BE IN FOR IT .. IDIOT.. I'm glad he knows where he'll be ending up Very Happy

I WILL KNOW THE JOB PATAPATA INSTEAD OF YOU LAZY FOOL EATING MY FOOLISH MAGA MR RICHARD...

LESS I FORGET YOU SHOULD ALL TELL YOUR SISTERS AND MOTHERS TO ASSEMBLY TOMORROW IN MY HOUSE FOR ROUTUNG FUCKING AS USUAL.. I HAVE HIV NOW SO I WANT TO SPEARD IT TO THEM SO HAT THEY WILL LOOK LIKE ME .... So he's telling me he's one ugly SOB ? Very Happy

TEN YEARS HIV .. HOPE U KNOW THAT ITS MATURED ONE SO BY THE TIME I GIVE THEM TEN TEN ROUND THEY WILL ALL COME BACK HOME DRYING MAKE SURE YOU KEEP FOOD FOR THEM BCOS I WILL NOT GIVE THEN ONE CENT.

THANKS

MR SHORT MAN THE GAY,.... Dam that really hurts - calling me short Very Happy


I think I must reach out the hand of friendship to try and sort out this misunderstanding. It does appear I have between 50 & 100 messages from him and I'll have to see if there are any more pearls there.

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh please, DO tell what you did to get him worked up into such a beautiful lather!

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TheGreatOok
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
MOTHERS


How many Mothers can one person have?

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Rodus
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And his fucking routing? well if you buy Netgear what d'you expect.
Really Gomer, what on earth did you say to the poor chap?

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It seems to have happened by accident, but gives me a great example of how to really send a Lad into a state of hysteria.

It appears that another baiter was working him (I don't know who) and as part of the Lotto Lad mass bait I contacted him as an Oga and told him to become my boy or I would chop all his jobs, and this seems to have coincided with him losing a victim. Very Happy

So all I need to do is pretend to be a victim and then threaten a Lad as an Oga that I will steal the victim unless he works for me. It means that I can work the scammer from both sides - but I haven't finished with this one yet. Very Happy

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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justicebdone
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is frakkin hilarious. You may have tore a stitch Gomer. Better have your doc check you out.

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Excalibur
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Better tell your mothers to watch out. Shocked

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viereinsneun
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle, you could take this a step further when you get to the WU payment stage of the bait.

Have your Oga lad "intercept" the victims email and simply insert (in red) an XXXXXXXXXX where the transfer number should appear.

Then add (also in red) a footnote to the victims email:
This email has been edited by [insert Oga's name here]. Thank you for the payment.

As in life, the best ideas are often stumbled upon. I might actually try this MO myself.
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Captain Pike
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cheese Louise, that letter was quite the discourse in professionalism, maturity and intelligence.....! Laughing

Hanging around here sure beats going to any comedy club!

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Tuco
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer, I may have torn a stitch that I didn't know I had.

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