SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Could this be a scam? (The best format EVER)

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
wingman
Master Baiter


Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 156
Location: State of Confusion, USA


PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is the content of an email I received today. What do y'all think? It doesn't say ANYTHING about being 100% risky free, so I'm skeptical.

Dear sir/madam,

This is a personal email to you only. I am the son of Spam Spade, the former loan officer of Nigeria, who was killed by a Russian lady who wants to meet you. His mortgage rates were superb, but his penis was too short, so he ordered 60,000,000 viagra pills and before he could take them he was assassinated by 5 million email addresses at no cost to you. Now i have these 60 million viagra pills and seek your help in transfering them to your account.

I am using this medium t0 reach you. However i have no other choice and this is strictly confidential, your co-operation is necessary. Your resume was selected as being highly qualified, but this is not spam! this is freedom from debt - cut your mortgage in half with our amazing remote-control pasta pot. This offer is free. you have no obligation to delete it at any time.

Y0ur pills are being held in an inexpensive digital cable descrambler box guarded by teeny tits carrying explosive loads. The lowest rates are locked in, along with your free gift. these pills must be transfer ed to your account using a hand-held organizer which may be obtained from a free government-auction web site. By viewing photos of singles in your area, including horny wives, you can look younger, lose weight, and increase your stamina while driving pre-qualified customers to your multilevel program and make over $4000 per month guaranteed. These pills will not only make you look 3" longer, they will get rid of your fleas and ticks for good! Simply copy any dvd to your free internet domain and begin your anti-aging program today.

The plan is simple. Y0u will use norton systemworks (a $300 value for only $38.95) to purchase 37 million shares of toner corp stock. then you will meet me at the world's smallest digital camera with $30,000 in coral calcium. Warning: do not take any human growth hormone or you will not qualify for your free gift. Once you reconnect with your high-school friends, your free credit report will be sent. With this report, you can build your own online casino. Once inside the casino, you will subscribe to kara's free fan club, where you will be entered in a drawing to protect your immune system. Do not fail to do this, or i will reduce the size of your penis by three inches! Kara's web site will pop up 6,000 pages, all of which you will have to close by clicking them. For each one you click, two more will appear. After you complete your online degree (in 8 months or less), I will send you a hot amateur mp3 that will consolidate your debt using online auctions. Not even cnn, cbs, abc, nbc, or oprah will know our secret!

N0w y0u will be ready to receive the pills. You will use the auction site to fire your boss and claim your portable dvd player from the secret anti-wrinkle agent. Next, boost your cellular reception and drive our teeny lolitas wild with human pheromones made from pre-owned inkjet cartridges. You will trade the pheromones for a single George Foreman grill filled with a free thirty-day supply, which will enlarge your package even further. The herbal ingredients in this package will increase your revenue projections by 3" and clean the inner walls of your intestines. Remember, this is not a sleep remedy, this amazing product targets the bacteria that actually cause snoring!

0ur psychics are standing by to take your order. Give them your credit card number and wait for the beep. You will be given the ultimate scientific breakthrough and a free credit check. Deposit this check in a pre-approved account, and you will take home 40% of the pills.

This is a very simple transaction. the results are guaranteed. This is a completely secure investment. I hope you will help me and my family as we are in desperate need. please reply asap.

sincerely,

s0n of spam

p.s., if you want to be removed from this mailing list, simply go to <www.unsubscribe.htm>www.unsubscribe.com.

_________________
This is not a signature. I type this at the end of every post to ensure quality control.

Total amount in counterfeit checks taken off the street: $11450USD

"YOU THE TALK OF SCAM YOU WILL REMAIN POOR OVER THERE, YOU DONT KNOW EZE EGO OF IHIALA.."[email protected]

"if only u had a little bit more education........u probably wouldn't have ended up this way."...Dr Bola Taylor

"THE GOD OF ABRAHAM WILL DESTROY U THIS 2007 YOU WILL NOT ENTER 2008 ."...henry oranusi (fake minister)
Cellphone x5 Closed lad accounts x6 pony
View user's profileSend private message
Tommo Shanter
Swiss Toni


Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5379
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides


PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a spoof of all the crappy spam letters that you ever received. Visit the website http://www.unsubscribe.com/ and you will see the anti spam generator.

_________________
£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

pony pony pony Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Goat
View user's profileSend private message
wingman
Master Baiter


Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 156
Location: State of Confusion, USA


PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know, I know... just made me laugh my a$$ off!

Which actually doesn't happen all that much since I got laid off last week.

_________________
This is not a signature. I type this at the end of every post to ensure quality control.

Total amount in counterfeit checks taken off the street: $11450USD

"YOU THE TALK OF SCAM YOU WILL REMAIN POOR OVER THERE, YOU DONT KNOW EZE EGO OF IHIALA.."[email protected]

"if only u had a little bit more education........u probably wouldn't have ended up this way."...Dr Bola Taylor

"THE GOD OF ABRAHAM WILL DESTROY U THIS 2007 YOU WILL NOT ENTER 2008 ."...henry oranusi (fake minister)
Cellphone x5 Closed lad accounts x6 pony
View user's profileSend private message
Tommo Shanter
Swiss Toni


Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5379
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides


PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wingman wrote:
... since I got laid off last week.


Sorry to hear about that. Welcome to the club. Crying or Very sad

_________________
£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

pony pony pony Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Goat
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



E-Mail Header Analysis


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT