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 You can't make this stuff up

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flushmynutz
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I live in a small town in Northeastern Tennesee, occasionally there is some stuff in the local paper that cracks me up to no end - such as a recent robbery wherein the bandit was "armed" with a fish...

today, they busted a guy for DUI, obviously not a local, but the name had me spittin a beer out my nose...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

flushmynutz wrote:
I live in a small town in Northeastern Tennesee ...


Oh dear, that's sad. Is there anything we can do to help? Wink
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flushmynutz
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seeing as you asked, yes, send funds, via Western Union - it's safe and risky-free!!!

Honestly, I've been to 47 states, lived in seven of them and I choose to live here, it's beautiful country, low cost of living - and the fish-bandits is usually about the worst crime gets around here.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I live in Nashville and if I could I'd move out your way.....
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am just a bit north of you in Virginia

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not even on the same continent as you! Wink But the fish-bandit has intrigued me! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes! Why are there no fish bandits in Dublin? It's so boring here Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone I know was sent to jail for trying to hold up the garage he worked in with an asthma pump. Not only did they recognise him (he's a pretty unique body shape), laugh at him and tell him to go home, but he got sent down for 3 years for it too.

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flushmynutz
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As I said, you just can't make this stuff up.
Here's the link to the fish story:

http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=3738161

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm way south of everyone in south Florida but I know what you mean about small town living. I transplanted to a very small town down here where everyone knows everyone else and our local paper has been a source of amusement many times.

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