I blew all of my neighbors today....

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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:17 pm

...that's right, I got out my snow-blower and was having such a great time, I cleared 8" of snow we got yesterday off of the walks of the entire block, then I saw a kid shoveling snow on the cross street at the end of the block and felt sorry for him so I did that block as well, then I figured I might as well do an entire square block and work my way home. I left the snow in front of the house of the old lady with rat-bastard, yapping, shithead dog, though, because I hate the barking little mongrel...maybe she'll fall and break her hip while she's shoveling and the barking little mutt will have to stay with relatives while she's recuperating. Christ, the little beast is barking as I type, she's lucky my "checkered" past leaves me unable to buy a handgun or I'd shoot that thing into a messy pile of entrails...All dogs go to heaven...MY ASS, this thing would make a perfect companion for my ex-wife, the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul..... Oh, I guess I got a bit sidetracked....Anyway, that's my good deed for the day.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Nice thread title. Wink

When I first saw it I thought you'd taken WAY too much vicodin. Laughing

What a nice thing you did. You're a good guy. Very Happy

(yes, I'm ignoring the part about wanting to kill the dog)

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:53 pm

Reprob8 wrote:

...I left the snow in front of the house ...

that reads like "I collected all snow in the entire block and dumped it in front of..."

but, mebby next week eh?

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:37 pm

Even with a checkered past you can still get a air rifle. Strike silent, no one will ever know or you could go back to the old ladies house, charge her 20.00 dollars to snowblow her walk and accidentaly chew the lil bugger up in the snowblower. Just my .02

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:56 pm

@Reprob8

If that had been my neighborhood when I was a kid, we kids would have shovelled all that snow right back into your driveway.

Why?

You may have single-handedly destroyed the pre-teen winter economy by denying the kids some snow clearing jobs. But, I'm probably out of touch with present day kids by assuming that one of them might actually pick up a snow shovel for less than $50/hour. Wink

Btw, does your checkered past leave you unable to buy rat poison and some hamburger? Cool

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:12 am

I remember listening to my brother while he was telling me the advantages of two stages and the reduced emission levels on a four stroke motor for his snow blow jobber. All I know is that tonight I will put on my bicycle shorts and go riding because I just got a Madone and its calling me.

I know that you would never poison a dog so I'll let you know that in the past mouse killers were generally better than rat killers. The old rat poisons had "warfarin" a coumadin renamed poison that required two or three feedings.
The new anticoagulant used for both mouse and rats is bromadiolone as the rats acquired an immunity to coumadin. Bromadiolone only requires one dose but takes a few days before a hemorrhaging death. I know that as a dog owner you would do the old lady before you would do the animal.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:07 am

Reprob8, you bastard! Where were you when I need you most??? I had to shovel three times this weekend and my back is KILLING me!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:42 am

Get the kids you helped to hide behind the all of snow outside the dogs house and throw snowballs every time it yaps.

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Connie L. Gus wrote:

I know that as a dog owner you would do the old lady before you would do the animal.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:54 pm

Errr- what's snow? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:16 pm

It's like rain, only more useful.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:43 pm

music man wrote:

... what's snow? Very Happy

Usually, it's kind of like a 'fluffy, freeze-dried' rain, then you just add heat to re-constitute it Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:35 am

Reprob, that was so nice of you.

If you were in my neighborhood I would have missed the guy across the street.

NSFW

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1540/sweeperuo8.jpg

Not that it's purdy, it's funny! Razz

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:20 am

you can still buy a shotgun.

Forever n00b Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 432

Reprob8 wrote:

...that's right, I got out my snow-blower and was having such a great time, I cleared 8" of snow we got yesterday off of the walks of the entire block . . .

I've had Vicodin energy bursts like that before. Unfortunately they don't come as often as the used to.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 30

(((Reprob98))) I am new to the east coast .... I wish you were in my neighborhood I would have loved it if you blew me. I am almost snow bound lol I think I am the only driveway in dire lac lol

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:36 pm

Bustyn_Yuhrass wrote:

Reprob8 wrote:

...that's right, I got out my snow-blower and was having such a great time, I cleared 8" of snow we got yesterday off of the walks of the entire block . . .

I've had Vicodin energy bursts like that before. Unfortunately they don't come as often as the used to.

Now that's just cruel!!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:42 pm

My cat loved this thread. Especially the part about chewing up the dog with the snowblower. Very Happy

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