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 Married to a dead Englishman

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bunnyrabbit
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here writes Lady Catherine Levett , suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Engineer Neil Levett an Englishman who is dead.


At least they must have a quiet relationship. Laughing

I'm in contact with the "barrister" now in Malaysia. I told him I'm flying to Malaysia on Monday to meet with him at the Financial Bank and on my way to Heathrow (I'm supposed to be in Plymouth) I'm going to stop by Chelsea and visit with Lady Catherine. Should get him way off script -- or else he'll drop me, but I think I've hooked him.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing That's one of my favourite lines, too.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At last, a use for rigor mortis!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Standard opening to the classic 419-letter. Just the names are exchanged. I wonder who created the "original letter", i. e. the first one which was copied by all the lads... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haven't scientists detected a 41.9% risk of cancer resulting from necrophilia?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This thread reminds me either of Weekend At Bernie's or a joke I once heard that ended with the punchline "You found her dead this morning? Damn, I thought she was just English".
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