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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

11 days away at the hospital - after a 4 and 1/2 hour operation and 49 metal staples removed today. It looked like bloody hundreds, but I was thankful it was only 49 when she said that's the last one removed.

The op was meant to be 2 hours so I don't know what they did for the missing 2 1/2 hours - card school ? The first epidural hit bone (not funny) and the second one was misplaced, but at least I then got fed liquid Nirvana on demand.

The surgeon did a good job. Now if I want an eagle tattoo with an open wing span I can use the outline he's left across my chest.

Vicodin - paahh ! Kid's stuff - they put me on the liquid oral morphine - in fact they put everyone on morphine the night we had a mad Glaswegian creating mayhem in the ward. He was foul mouthing a Liverpuddlian nurse who had to shout back at him in broad Scouse because he was totally deaf.

Then we met the living incarnation of Victor Meldrew, but laughing made me hurt and I had to grab a pillow to ease it when he started to sound off.

Someone I met in the hospital who said he'd like to join here may be interested to know how Victor's story developed. He left hospital today, the same day as me.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad you're back mate and good to hear you're ok. The lads await you Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lotto lads have missed you Gomer. But not as much as we have missed you here, glad to have you back also glad to hear your operation was successful.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer. It's great to have you back and to hear the procedure was a success. Here's wishing you a speedy and complete recovery.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great to see to back again GP.... Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you safely back with us Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's a lot of staples.
I've had loads of surgery. I get to keep what they take out. Shocked Laughing

Glad to see you back in one piece Gomer. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back and I'm glad you're well and in good spirits.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Gomer, glad to hear things went well.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So glad to see you back!! You were missed.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's nice to have you back Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome Back Gomer

I got your message and will try and Skype you tomorrow afternoon, or even sooner.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back. I'm glad to read they didn't remove your sense of humor.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, Gomer, was the food nice Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad you're back! Cool

I bet you used those pajama's after all. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back mate. Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome Back GP, any good looking nurses there?

speedy recovery, and I hope your lads are eager to see you back

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How should I know what the food tasted like ? I wasn't allowed to eat any. Sad

I was intravenously fed until a couple of days ago and then went onto liquids.

It was probably a blessing in disguise. Very Happy

I didn't manage to find any Teddy Bear pyjamas and it didn't matter anyway, because as soon as they unzipped you you were unable to get to your gear and you were given hospital issue.

The main attraction was female student doctors - some who hardly looked old enough to know the facts of life. "May I see your scar ?". When a girl says that and I feel hesitant it shows I must be getting old. Very Happy

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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Welcome home old man.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Gomer, it's good to know you're at least physically OK now.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Gomer. Glad it went well.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back " Gomer- the Lotto lad slayer"!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back from the overhaul... I hope they put back all the parts in the right order... Cool

As to th pan killers... watch out for R8... is around... Wink

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