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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:37 pm

This is what happens when lads try to make themselves sound intelligent Laughing

Quote:

Thank you for your correspondence. Sequel to my schedule to have the estate executed, I implore you to act swiftly so that the fund is promptly released to you.Please forgive my resolve as regards requesting for your personalinformation. My request was imperative to assuage my apprehensiveness by authenticating your information with the ones in the WILL. This ensures the fund is released to the designated person.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:20 pm

Is he a barrister? Test his latin http://latin-phrases.co.uk/quotes/legal/ Smile

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:36 pm

Be careful not to correct him! If possible, make his vocabulary even worse! Do not hesitate to introduce elifarious words into his person dictionary, so that his e-mails will sound even more detarical.

Bruin

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:57 pm

English to French, to English to Italian to English to German to English gives you this

Quote:

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the program in order to execute it on the geniuses beschw50re of the
fan, in order to work fastly, of way that those pardon to understood
them immediately with you.Please my dismantling as far as the demand
for they information of the personal is freed. My demand was
obligatory to alleviate apprehensiveness of the mine being
authenticated the your information with in the will. That guarantees
those the approved of them understood one with the visualized person.

I'd be after sending this back in reply

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:04 pm

@irish: Your translation-chain is too short, and doesn't involve any really weird language, like Chinese.
It'll help to make it even more confusing, we tried on another forum, with hilarious results.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:04 pm

Actually, I see corporate documents that look like that all the time. Shocked

Then again, I don't credit middle-management with a whole lot of intelligence either!

"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." - Muhammed Ali

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:49 pm

Oswald Bates: Barrister.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:44 pm

That was actually from an introductory script. He'll be well taken care of, I assure you Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:28 pm

You can always throw in some psychobabble.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:51 pm

Thesaurus = a reference item that requires operating instructions

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:24 pm

@Homer,
Nice pic of the funniest wordy man ever... Laughing

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