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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So my boss tells me she offered my programming services up to one of our offices in Minnestota. I figured I'd just write a quick program and all would be great but NO....she then tells me she also volunteered me to fly to Minneapolis, help stage and install the hardware, train the staff at this place and stay for 2 days for live support. I got this info on Monday 12/3 and I have to fly to Minnesota on Monday 12/10. So, I busted my ass to get this program written and I was getting so bunged up about the whole thing that I finally went to see my Doctor today and had the following exchange:

Dr S: "What can we do for you today?
Me: "I feel great but I'm being forced to go to Minnesota to work with and train some morons and, to me, that's a recipe for a Migraine"
Dr S: "I don't see your point"
Me: I'm going to need some vicodin to get through it, let's call it preventive maintenance."
Dr S."Are you kidding me?"
Me: Cmon, doc, you've been my doctor for years, you know I'm dead serious, whatya want me to do, lie to you?"
Dr S." I guess I appreciate your honesty and I gotta admit, it was gutsy. I'll give you 40 but I don't care if all of your limbs just fall off your body between now and February, don't you DARE call my office for an appointment"
Me"In that case, can I get a refill?"
Dr S. "Don't push your luck, Elvis, now take this and get the hell out of my office"
Me: "Thanks Dr S. and Happy Holidays".

So I now have 38 vicodin (naturally, I took 2 immediately, right in front of the phamacist) and I'm feeling better about life in general. Remember-- I'm not a vicodin addict, I'm a vicodin enthusiast! Yes, Slayer--my chicken little pez dispenser is full again!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Call and make an appointment! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You might change docs. Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8, I like your Doc!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Go to a doctor in Minnesota. Tell them that you lost your pez dispenser on the plane/it was taken by some wanker at TSA etc... Shocked


Just kidding, it is a really bad idea, and I NEVER suggested it! Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your posts always cheer me up Reprob8 Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Will that even last you through a week?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paranoid said

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Go to a doctor in Minnesota. Tell them that you lost your pez dispenser on the plane/it was taken by some wanker at TSA etc...


Give your Docs name and phone, get them to ring while you are there, do not demolish the reception area as proof, do not try to eat the goldfish in the tranquility tank, do not attempt to pick up the receptionist for a wild night on the town

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The real question is, how much better do you write code while on those vicodins??

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 wrote:
So my boss tells me she offered my programming services up to one of our offices in Minnestota.


Are you getting displaced (aka fired)? What's even worse is they're making you go and train your replacements before they can your ass. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah, they are just sending him on Safari. There is no office in Minnesota and they are going to WU him the money for the return ticket.... it's all good. Oh and he gets to keep 10% of the payment made by the customer as a bonus. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TheGreatOok wrote:
Will that even last you through a week?


He's lucky that will last him thru the night!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TheGreatOok wrote:
Will that even last you through a week?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a fresh presprtion yesterday for some Smile - course I had a root canal finished

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 - just don't break your leg and end up on crutches. Vicodin and crutches don't mix. I found that out a couple of years ago when a moron ER doctor gave me two Vicodin and an hour later, a pair of crutches. He had me use them to leave the treatment room. That was really driving while intoxicated! Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lester wrote:
I got a fresh presprtion yesterday for some Smile - course I had a root canal finished


Lester, I'm concerned about the damage those may cause to your liver. I highly recommend you send them to the RCNPKD (Reprob8 Center for Narcotic Pain Killer Disposal). That's kind of what I'm all about - concern for the welfare of other! Altruistic Reprob8, they call me, friend to all!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm laffin too hard to type here. Thanks Reprob8!

(now I can write back to my orphan lad and say "I'm responding with tears" and not lie!)
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