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Mr Otto
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 112
Location: Anytown, USA
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:30 pm |
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I received this:
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Dearest In Christ,
I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord, I am Mrs xxxxxxxxxx from Kuwait. I am married to Mr xxxx who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$2.500million dollars in a Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire west africa.Presently, this money is still in bank.Recently, my Doctor told me thatI would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.
I will also issue you an authority letter from the Ministry of Justice that will prove you the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on the this email [email protected] delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. |
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I thank you for the email. I am very sorry for your health difficulties. It must be difficult to have the cancer problem and the stroke sickness at the same time. I am very interested in your offer, but I must first tell you that I worship the Devil. I do not believe in your Jesus Christ, I think all Christians should be killed in the name of my Devil. Will it be a problem for you to work together to accomplish this goal?
I do believe that I am a great candidate to help you, if we can overcome this minor obstacle in the differences in our religious beliefs. My Church of the Evil One will be happy to oblige your last wishes and do as you request.
Take care of yourelf and each other.
Bob Barker |
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-First of all,I observed from the beginning that everything I did provokes you which I have never experienced in my life.
-As for me I have a strong Christian upbringing which thought me to �do unto others as you want them to do unto you� which is the golden rule. my only worry is if my 50% share is safe with you not after we have secured the fund in your possession you will now change on me.
-I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
-I am pleading to you to forgive me because if there is not quarrel, there will be no forgiveness.
-Be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:38 pm |
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Of course it won't be a problem. . . as long as you have money to pay. The lad will probably ignore the devil part and just send you the next part of his script.
Personally, I would let it slide for a few emails until he thinks you're definitely a good victim, and then remind him that you told him about your devil worshipping in the beginning. Church modalities are great because, of course, if they want money they have to join. |
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Mr Otto
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 112
Location: Anytown, USA
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:28 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Church modalities are great because, of course, if they want money they have to join. |
Damn, I didn't even think of going that route. In his future, I see a 600-800 word essay about why you want to join the Church of the Evil One, maybe even a tattoo exactly like this:
The COTEO has a very rigourous selection process, we need solid proof of worship and sincerity. |
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-First of all,I observed from the beginning that everything I did provokes you which I have never experienced in my life.
-As for me I have a strong Christian upbringing which thought me to �do unto others as you want them to do unto you� which is the golden rule. my only worry is if my 50% share is safe with you not after we have secured the fund in your possession you will now change on me.
-I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
-I am pleading to you to forgive me because if there is not quarrel, there will be no forgiveness.
-Be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:16 am |
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Forms. Lots of forms. Lots and lots and lots of forms that are absolutely required to become a member of the church. That's how I got the last quote in my siggy. I'd give him 30 pages in a little PDF file, he'd have to print them all out, fill them in, scan them, and send them back as individual jpgs. But there would always be a problem so he'd have to start over from scratch. He whined and whimpered about the cost of printing and scanning (I think that's expensive in the cafes) but ultimately he borrowed money to do it -- until he spent everything and no one would loan him a single naira. He was a broken-down lad by the time I was through with him.
I just realized it's time for another Church bait. I haven't done one for a while..... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:27 am |
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@Otto, not to worry. Lad will over look it, you will soon be told to contact a "barrister" and the good barrister will likely never bring up the Prince of Darkness. Once you got him hooked, you can have some real fun |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:38 am |
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I've had good luck on church baits getting them to first fill out a TP5 cover sheet for their money, having them redo it a number of times due to errors, getting it right, submitting it for payment, only to discover it was an outdated sheet, sending them a new TP5 sheet to be filled out, having them redo it due to errors, then, at the last minute, discovering that they are not a member of my church and we can only pay out money to church members.
Man, was that one long, mangled sentence or what? Church baits are fun. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:40 am |
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I think everyone likes a good church bait. The possibilities are just endless. I've posed as a satanist before, and it was big fun. Unfortunately, my mugu twigged when I insisted he sell his soul to seal our contract. A shame really. I would like to someday be the owner of a soul - even that of a mugu.
If you get his soul, lemmy know! And your bait looks like it's headed in a very entertaining direction Mr. Otto. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:33 am |
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I got the same letter myself, and this thread has given me some ideas. I will let you know what happens on this one. I think we should run a little comp and see who can bait this lad the longest. Should be very entertaining. |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:48 am |
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Mr Otto,
I did a religious bait on a lad who professed to bleed religion from his ears.
So naturally I required him to join my church,, but there were some decidedly religion-hostile questions in my form.
I used this website for inspiration, you might find it helpful....
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/ronindh/Questionaire.html |
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"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota |
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Mr Otto
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 112
Location: Anytown, USA
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:57 am |
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Nice site.
Thanks. This goober hasn't responded to me yet. |
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-First of all,I observed from the beginning that everything I did provokes you which I have never experienced in my life.
-As for me I have a strong Christian upbringing which thought me to �do unto others as you want them to do unto you� which is the golden rule. my only worry is if my 50% share is safe with you not after we have secured the fund in your possession you will now change on me.
-I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
-I am pleading to you to forgive me because if there is not quarrel, there will be no forgiveness.
-Be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:10 am |
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Obi-Wan Knievel wrote: |
I would like to someday be the owner of a soul - even that of a mugu. |
I think it would actually be a second mortgage... |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:34 am |
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@LaBrea: That is one F of a question list! While I'm not familiar with the scriptural references, I'll just believe that they're accurate. Personally, I'm a thoroughly devout Fallen Catholic / Confirmed Agnostic (and a licenced minister in one county in Kentucky!), but I'd love to see what some of the thumpers I know would say about those questions. The red text on black looks just creepy, which is also good. Nice work!
Church Baits: I've done very few of these, so don't take my words as gospel (pardon the wording) here. There are actually a few lads who are (or believe they are) devoutly religious. Yeah I know... then why are they scamming: Keep in mind they live in a very different environment than we do, in some cases VERY different. In some parts of the world, scamming is accepted by society and even praised.
Sure it sounds outrageous. But look at this angle: In our society, many people see nothing really wrong with smoking a joint, speeding, lying on a tax return, over-claiming with insurance or the like. While those examples (and I confess nothing) are all against the law, the people who are guilty of them rarely see themselves as hardened criminals. Often, these offenses are rationalized with "well it's an unjust law" or "It's only a little thing". That doesn't make us the same as lads, but it may shed some light on how they can live with themselves.
Not that I'm defending the lads! Driving over the limit is not comparable in any way to stealing all someone's money. Lads are still scum-sucking garbage. But I just had to go on this rant because (in my idiotic opinion) trying to understand how lads think may give us a valuable advantage in destroying them. I think it was Moses who said "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer".
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:58 am |
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I just sent a reply to this one under the alias of a porno actor, who wants to make up for his penile pleasures by helping her donate to a worthy cause. Lets see what happens. |
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