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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:56 am

Just had to share this - occult goings-on in Ghana. Funny bits are in red Very Happy

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My pet mugu wrote:

Dear Mr Roger,
I am highly terrified and astounded about what happened Laughing

.The culprit is my secretary in the office.I went for a conference on the 30th Nov. 2007 without closing my email box because I wanted him to reconcile some documents using some facts in my mail box.But unfortunately, he became satanic Evil or Very Mad

and wanted to steal some vital information in the bank and also went to the extent of writing you mail and impersonating me and trying to pretend as if he were myself.If you study the mail he has sent to you carefully you notice a lot of errors like a semi-illiterate person. Very Happy

He actually wanted to steal information from you and I am so pleased that you are so smart and intelligent to refer back to me.Therefore, he has been sacked from the bank and his servies terminated today having confessed his heinous actions.

I have stopped using yahoo mail henceforth, and this email is my new ID.I never changed any account as I had given to you it was that my criminal secretary that was faking that.
The account I had given to you remains as follows:

(Alan, catch!)

Please note that the earlier we finish this transaction the better, if the $56,000 had been sent since last week then by now the $48m should have been in your new account and ready for wire transfer to your designated bank account in the USA.

Please kindly extend my deepest apologies to Mr R4nd4ll Futt buck and inform him that action has been taken against the culprit and that we have to move forward to consumate this transaction Shocked

(no thanks, mugu).Please note that I have never sent you any number yet to contact me and if that satanic fellow Evil or Very Mad

gave any number to you know it is fake and not from me.
Kindly, inform Mr Futt buck that I am ready to co-operate with him to get the retainer agreement signed,scanned and returned to him.Let him consider preparing the agreement the format he wanted it and send to me for endorsement.And, I want you to try and send this money so that we can finish this transaction this week or latest next week.I have designed a code name for this transaction and all my mails must bear it, this is (GOLD 2007).Any mail without it is not from me.Please kindly send to me all the mails that idiot sent to you and phone number etc he sent to you. (opportunities for fun here methinks. anyone got a lad in Ghana who could use a beating? Very Happy

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Please reply urgently and effect the remittance of this money urgently.

Warm regards.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:48 pm

Hmmm... I want a Ghana lad or two myself. I have an interesting modality that could land a few lads in trouble.

I can make up an up-to-date version with letterhead, etc. inviting them to take this up as a special offer for one hour only of a particular day (Christmas, anyone?). And yes, this is a real supermarket chain in Accra.

When one of my lads tried using this modality (supposedly for kids in a refugee camp) a few months ago, apparently the supermarket manager went apesh*t and called the cops. I'd love to see what happens when 10 lads show up between the hours of 11am and 12am brandishing this paper.

Any one with a Ghanaian lad who might be interested? All mine are in Nigeria right now.

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Charles the gospel lad would be perfect for this. He loves to talk to people on the phone, other lads too, he did it on nottobescammed's radio show a while ago. Unfortunately he is probably not in Ghana, he uses a Dutch number.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:55 pm

Charles'll keep your lad busy on the phone for a few hours. That man can talk for the world... many times over.

At least he could if he didn't try to eat whatever he speaks into, like 99% of lads do.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:40 pm

@Thomas, I've got a lad in Ghana right now, and I'd love to give this a shot! Only problem is he's a love lad rather than an orphan. He's on his way on a safari next week, so it might be a nice homecoming present for him once he returns!

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