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 Need names of (NOT HARD CORE) romance novels

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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good juicy ones with sex scenes.

May be able to get a mugu to hand write some of the scenes - so need something good or corny.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have a look in this list bad sex prize

there might be some ideas for you there
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
... get a mugu to hand write some of the scenes - so need something good or corny.

Good or corny?

If a mugu is going to hand write it, it should definitely be gay literature. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd rather never read another book, than read a romance novel.

gay romance novels:

http://www.romentics.com/non_flash/Our_Books.html

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The plan is to say that my therapist is telling me that I can get over my issues of sex but I need therapy - so it will be helpful if my partner could be romantic and learn to be romantic and start telling me romantic things - what will he do to me - so if he can rewrite romance scenes in his handwriting and scan them to me - I can print his writing - and I'll have them to read during the day - and it will be therapy for me.

And scammer stays busy. He'll think I have psychological problems and he's helping me (This is for Ed - - who is already on the hook - not an average scammer)

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jilly cooper is famous for writing romance books, if ther tube adverts are true then they would be kind of mature audience orientated.

Not sure if its what you want: RATED NSFW http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Slim

choose pimp as the book lol, not the others - as they would teach the lads the "long con" and teaching them isnt good.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Google 'Mills & Boon extracts' for some bodice rippers.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, I could only provide you with links to photographic "romance" stories, Eliza Laughing Laughing Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BELOW IS NSFW...........



Quote:
"We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.
The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent
that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know,
and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I
could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she
frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly
at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the
tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to
the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of
position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I
withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension
heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to
hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building
up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the
last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of
approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous
embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she
had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered,


'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza, I thought you wanted "romantic novels" - not the New Zealand version?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a bout a Judi Bloom novel? They werw written for pubescent girls back in the 1970s, and do a delicate walk around sex issues, while wading right in.... hysterical reading, btw....

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
BELOW IS NSFW...........

I moved slowly at first, inch by inch.


Some have more than one? Perhaps I should read some of those emails in my spam folder, promising to help me with this particular situation. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How could we forget the classics! Shocked Very Happy By all means Romeo and Julliet!

Not to mention a Victorian English modality should be good fun. "Verilly knave thy hast a slap-able countenance"

And as it's all in the name of therapy a few 'in costume' trophy's should be in order as well.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Thanks! Inspiration for the next bait I start: a character who only writes in Elizabethan English.

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