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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:18 pm |
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The good barrister is refusing to perform the tasks necessary to get his $25,000 administrative fee
Chronology of my lad's "lines in the sand":
Nov 12: Barrister sends me a probate document that must be filled out (by me) in order to do a bank transfer for $25M.
I ask him for another one, telling him it's for the wrong bank, but say nothing about the fact the decedent is still alive.
He refuses to give me a new one.
I tell him no contract, no $$
Nov 26: Lad signs new contract (revised only 4 times), countersigned by barrister (lad). No further mention of Probate document.
Dec 10: I inform barrister that DHS requires a 2-page form to be completed before balance transfer can happen.
Barrister refuses, wants me to send $$.
I say "Nope".
Dec 13: Barrister returns completed DHS form.
Dec 19: I give the Barrister the bad news that DHS requires another form to be filled out, due to his responses on the first form- more pages this time.
Dec 21: Barrister absolutely refuses to fill out 2nd form.
Dec 22: I inform Barrister that we can proceed with another method (i'm cooking up a far worse agreement), but DHS will most certainly nix the transfer.
Dec 26: Barrister reiterates his stance.
I do not respond.
Dec 27: Barrister sends completed 2nd form.
I think there's going to be a problem with this one too.....
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"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:36 pm |
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I cannot believe your Lad missed the Christmas payday...
It appears that his New Years celebration will be underfunded as well.
Make sure that you guarantee that his Chinese New Year celebration includes expensive party favours....
I have a Lad now that has been form filling for 2 months. He cried with joy 3 days before Christmas when all was approved and he was sent 3 ($2,900 each) BLURRY WU receipts. After sending them, I was obviously away at my private ski chalet drinking cognac and frolicking on the slopes. I was unreachable.
Unfortunately his Christmas was spent in the internet cafe sending me TOP URGENT mails and burning credits on his mobile instead of his planned 4 day Christmas stupor.
My inbox has wet Kleenex tissue messages and my voice mailbox required a paper bag to keep the Lad from hyper ventilating with frustration. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:27 pm |
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^^^ you are too cruel...
I have a feeling your lad will NOT have a happy New Year's either...
Mine will come to know the joy of Irrevocable Letters of Credit tied to multiple contractual agreements.... when it comes to nit picking, the DHS has nothing on bankers! |
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"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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