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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:54 pm |
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It's been a while since I've used my Tajikistani immigrant character with poor English skills. I'd forgotten how much fun he is.
My new lad loves to toss around fancy sounding jargon like this:
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| Also, your Consigment was grouped under the Special Carriage Scheme within the Dipliomatic arriagement called the Preference Carriage System and accorded to the Consigment is the Special Presidential Fiat which covers Diplomatic Consigments that are designated to Non Diplomats or Diplomatic Agency.This is to grantee free and successfully delivery to your address within 48 hours of our despatch |
Alas, my immigrant has problems with understanding this sort of thing so he keeps asking the lad to translate into English... Finally my lad sent this:
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Send the US$350 now with this information and your Consigment will be airlifted and delivered to your address.ok.
Receiver's Name: Ginikanwa Udoka Innocent
City: Cotonou
Country: Benin Republic
Test Question: Colour
Answer: Blue.
I am waiting.
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Much simpler!  Even Juan Freizwidatt can understand that (yeah, I know, that's not a Tajikistani-sounding name, but my lads never seem to notice.)
Now for him to explain why Ginko Biloba Innisin needs $350... Then what the color blue has to do with anything... And where I should mail the check... |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:04 pm |
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Bloody Cheapskate..
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| Special Presidential Fiat |
You'd think they'd provide a Merc or a BMW at least.... 
Seriously though, it sounds like you could cause the poor lad a lot of headaches. Which of course can only be good for him 
Ask him to change the code words as "Blue" is a very nasty insult in your language. |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:21 am |
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^^^^^^
This must be the Presidential Limousine that he referred to, PVJ.
With all the budgetary cutbacks and austerity measures in place the entire fleet has to be on the road 24/7 these days. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:52 am |
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It would be such a shame if he became forgetful. I think that runs in Tajikistani families.
Lad may have to explain things again.
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וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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