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 I think he's getting frustrated

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's been a while since I've used my Tajikistani immigrant character with poor English skills. I'd forgotten how much fun he is.

My new lad loves to toss around fancy sounding jargon like this:

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Also, your Consigment was grouped under the Special Carriage Scheme within the Dipliomatic arriagement called the Preference Carriage System and accorded to the Consigment is the Special Presidential Fiat which covers Diplomatic Consigments that are designated to Non Diplomats or Diplomatic Agency.This is to grantee free and successfully delivery to your address within 48 hours of our despatch


Alas, my immigrant has problems with understanding this sort of thing so he keeps asking the lad to translate into English... Finally my lad sent this:

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Send the US$350 now with this information and your Consigment will be airlifted and delivered to your address.ok.

Receiver's Name: Ginikanwa Udoka Innocent
City: Cotonou
Country: Benin Republic
Test Question: Colour
Answer: Blue.

I am waiting.


Much simpler! Very Happy Even Juan Freizwidatt can understand that (yeah, I know, that's not a Tajikistani-sounding name, but my lads never seem to notice.)

Now for him to explain why Ginko Biloba Innisin needs $350... Then what the color blue has to do with anything... And where I should mail the check...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bloody Cheapskate..
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Special Presidential Fiat


You'd think they'd provide a Merc or a BMW at least.... Laughing

Seriously though, it sounds like you could cause the poor lad a lot of headaches. Which of course can only be good for him Twisted Evil

Ask him to change the code words as "Blue" is a very nasty insult in your language.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^

This must be the Presidential Limousine that he referred to, PVJ.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It would be such a shame if he became forgetful. I think that runs in Tajikistani families.

Lad may have to explain things again.

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