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Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:54 pm
It's been a while since I've used my Tajikistani immigrant character with poor English skills. I'd forgotten how much fun he is.
My new lad loves to toss around fancy sounding jargon like this:
Also, your Consigment was grouped under the Special Carriage Scheme within the Dipliomatic arriagement called the Preference Carriage System and accorded to the Consigment is the Special Presidential Fiat which covers Diplomatic Consigments that are designated to Non Diplomats or Diplomatic Agency.This is to grantee free and successfully delivery to your address within 48 hours of our despatch
Alas, my immigrant has problems with understanding this sort of thing so he keeps asking the lad to translate into English... Finally my lad sent this:
Send the US$350 now with this information and your Consigment will be airlifted and delivered to your address.ok.
Much simpler! Even Juan Freizwidatt can understand that (yeah, I know, that's not a Tajikistani-sounding name, but my lads never seem to notice.)
Now for him to explain why Ginko Biloba Innisin needs $350... Then what the color blue has to do with anything... And where I should mail the check...
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:04 pm
Special Presidential Fiat
You'd think they'd provide a Merc or a BMW at least....
Seriously though, it sounds like you could cause the poor lad a lot of headaches. Which of course can only be good for him
Ask him to change the code words as "Blue" is a very nasty insult in your language.
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