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 This one just ruffles my feathers.

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Raven
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't wait to see how this one does impersonating a good old American jarhead.

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SGT JARVIS REEVES
show details 5:22 PM (19 hours ago) Reply

Hello Pal,

I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My
name is Sgt Jarvis Reeves.I am a military attache with the Engineering
unit here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the united states, we have about $25
Million American dollars here which is in our possesion and we are ready
to move out of the country.

Your Buddy.
Sgt Jarvis Reeves.

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"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.

Have a nice day.
John Bill."

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bill2
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Could be fun though, use the texts on these websites a lot and he has no idea what you're talking about.
http://www.jwalsh.net/projects/research/military_jargon/
http://www.jargondatabase.com/Cat.aspx?id=14
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Military_slang_and_jargon

now let him figure out what you write him Smile Semper Fy
He can't complain, he has to take the abuse without mentioning it, so make a few words of your own Smile


And forget the feathers please, we don't do politics in public

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Raven
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Bill2, great sites. And, yes, I plan to have lots of fun with this lad...throwing in every military and down home redneck comment I can while giving him absolutely no help at all.

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"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.

Have a nice day.
John Bill."

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William Wankur
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The ultimate fate for one of these military lads is to send him on safari to meet up with some real Marines who can show him the error of his ways.

I wonder where the nearest US military installation to Lagos is?

Maybe some MP's can meet your lad and send him on an involuntary safari to Iraq via military transport Twisted Evil

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Bullwinkle
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, make sure you don't encourage him to say "Semper Fi". Get it wrong, real wrong, so as to make it less likely that an innocent victim will fall for his pitch.

How about, "September Fry"?

William, I like your safari idea!
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Raven
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like both of your ideas. September Fry it is! Laughing

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"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.

Have a nice day.
John Bill."

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bill2
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet he didn't know that they changed that after 9 11 Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As a retired U.S. soldier, I've played with a few of these. I've not done well due to my familiarity. My .02 is to just play ignorant, same as you would do with any lad.

A little "dis-education" never hurts them though. Laughing
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Bullwinkle
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You might add that "Semper Fi" has come to be considered an insult among Marines. That way, if a real Marine responds to him and says "Semper Fi", he will be duly insulted.
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fsnuffer
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Try and get a trophy picture of him in a uniform with a regulation haircut. Also, if he is a true marine, I do believe he needs to show you his "Semper Fry" tatto that EVERY marine has on his - well you pick the body part.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you are done, if you would PM the email to me I sure would like to intro SGT Reeves to my nice character LCpl Ol1v3r N3kk1d. Twisted Evil

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CowboyBuck
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The sergeant has been around for a while.

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